Trapped air is driving me insane

[old.Tohtori]

But honestly, try swallowing air(some people even said it's impossible to do so, har to them), when you burp it out, it sometimes helps in the trapped air thing as it opens the passage into it.

Disclaimer: If you do swallow air, and for some or other reason it too gets trapped, and your belly explodes like in alien or some other bad stuff happens, it's not my fault, this is NOT a medical remedy or advice.

 

[Cromcruaich]

Have a wank, i always fart after orgasm.

No wonder you have to resort to wanking, must be difficult holding down a steady girlfriend

 

[Rubric]

No wonder you have to resort to wanking, must be difficult holding down a steady girlfriend

Tis why i got married to be sure.

 

[Heta]

haha, makes me think of a mate of mine, who let a gigantic one rip as he came once (intentionally)

and too clarify it as I guess I have to do here he was not shagging me, was some chick he pulled home from the pub

 

[Rubric]

I drank too much coke before i went down on her last week and couldn't stop burping. Apparently its why she took ages and i got a stiff neck

 

[Mojo]

Just a thought but it might be indigestion rather than trapped wind. It can give you that feeling if it's mild I got the 2 confused once having never had indigestion before.

 

[Cromcruaich]

I drank too much coke before i went down on her last week and couldn't stop burping. Apparently its why she took ages and i got a stiff neck

A stiff neck? How are you doing it?

 

[tris-]

haha, makes me think of a mate of mine, who let a gigantic one rip as he came once (intentionally)

someone jacked me off once and i nearly shit the bed from all the spasming.

 

[Rubric]

A stiff neck? How are you doing it?

Uncomfortably

 

[Bahumat]

someone jacked me off once and i nearly shit the bed from all the spasming.

Yeah, Bugz told me he was cleaning up for hours!

 

[Nate]

Most people get a stiff Phallus, maybe you should see a doctor too. I'll refer you to one of my fellow FH OT Doctorate Graduates, Boohoomat as I'm currently overbooked. Nurse Ezteq could you please handle the paper work.

Now we shall start the procedure Mr. Bugz(*Snaps plastic glove on*), it will feel cold at first but it will be over quickly I assure you.

 

[old.Tohtori]

it will feel cold at first but it will be over quickly I assure you.

Bet that's what you tell all your lady friends too

 

[Nate]

You want some seel? I've got more gloves!! A BOX FULL!!

 

[Lamp]

Probiotics are a con. They're just whipped cream mixed with pig's vaginal juice and butterfly phlegm.

 

[Lamp]

As someone mentioned already, best bet is to go to your local pharmacy, charcoal is apparantly very good for trapped air, cant remember the name of the product from the top of my head tho, altho its sold behind the counter and is a little yellow/black box! so you'll have to ask.

See ? This is exactly the sort of dangerous advice I'm talking about.

They'll be something in the paper.

[highlight]Man dies after ingesting 10kg bag of BBQ Briquettes, a 3L bottle of lighter fluid, a butane gas cylinder, and 2 boxes of matches. Police to investigate IP addresses of internet forum users.[/highlight]

 

[preacherboy]

I'm getting trapped air in my body all the time and it's making my life hell. I'm booking up for a doctor's appointment tomorrow but I imagine I won't be seen till later this week or early next week so I thought I'd ask if anyone has any remedies for this.

Basically, it feels like a burp that never occurs and I'll get it after eating any kind of food or drink, be it fizzy or even water. Sometimes, I even get it just after waking up.

I've tried all the textbook remedies like 'eat and drink slowly - sit upright when you drink & eat' and so on but this fuckin thing won't go away.

It's so uncomfortable I can't work when it's happening and I'm writing this now whilst haivng the urge to punch myself in the stomach in the hope a huge air bubble will come out and everything will be find...

Anywho -> remedies until mr.doctor says i'm fucked please

Windeze ftw ftw ftw ftw ftw end of it

 

[Imgormiel]

No wonder you have to resort to wanking, must be difficult holding down a steady girlfriend

Farting during sex is a territorial behavioural act!!