Too bloody hot!

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PR.

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Originally posted by Ono
Fuxake.

Boiling.


Air Con for £199 from B&Q is being considered right now.
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I agree 100% :)

I hate the heat and this afternoon I had to climb into the loft to fit my new light I was dripping when I came out :(

I've really fancied Air-Con but the only problem with it is that you have to have some great big pipe hanging out a window or drill a hole in the wall

I'm also blessed with the fear of opening my window in case a spider walks in :(

Last time I checked my Bedside Clock/Thermometer reads 30c :uhoh:
 
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Munkey-

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we have nice office stylee air con. saying which there are two big fucking turbine thingys required to keep both floors cool at 25 degrees C
 
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S-Gray

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i like you, hate spiders, specially ones which are in the bath :)( ) they always put me off..

God i hate the Arachnaphobia Movie for doing this to me :eek:
 
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Munkey-

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new spider film coming out. saw trailer. has fucking big spiders coming from everywhere coccooning their victims, turning over tankers etc.




i hate spiders :(
 
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Shocko

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I love spiders! Last night, i noticed one of the small spiders that lives above my bed, had started building a huge web around the cord that my light hangs from.

I can see a fair few flies getting caught in that - That'll learn 'em to stay away from my bedroom!!1 Ph34r my army of small spiders!!111
 
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S-Gray

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spiders on lightbulbs are evil..

a few years ago, i was half asleep in bed, when something hit me on my head, i shake my head in a daze, next minute i see this bastid thing running up my arm, totally freaked me :/ heh
 
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Shocko

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I'd rather have spiders on me, than bloody moths!! I sleep with my window open, so if i'm not careful, the bastards come in when i switch the light on, and cover my ceiling.

I'm not sure whether spiders eat moths, however i'm sure their webs catch them anyway :)

Spiders are like free fly-killers - They even dispose of the bodies for you :D
 
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old.Kez

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Originally posted by Shocko
I'd rather have spiders on me, than bloody moths!!
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So thoroughly wrong, to the core.
Spiders are like free fly-killers - They even dispose of the bodies for you :D
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Yes, in an untidy student-esque manner, with their haphazard webs. (Everyone knows that indoor spiderwebs are always terribly designed)
 
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bigbb

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Originally posted by Ono
Fuxake.

Boiling.


Air Con for £199 from B&Q is being considered right now.
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Hire one. It'll be fucking cold in a few weeks.
 
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S-Gray

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You would have to look towards the future when buying something like this.

Sure, hiring one will be cheaper, but what about next year? and the year after that, he may as well buy one, coz it would save him money for the future
 
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amobea

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you're all a mob of fekkin pansies

33C
oooh it's too hot
wah cry babies!

it's 33+ for 3 months down here
gawd you poms are soft

start complaining when it hits 40C

then i'll sympathize
 
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Shocko

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Originally posted by old.Kez
Yes, in an untidy student-esque manner, with their haphazard webs. (Everyone knows that indoor spiderwebs are always terribly designed)
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Do you eat sausages?

They're filling, and bloody tasty. They happen to be full of all the crap that can't be made into proper meat, so is churned into sausages. We overlook their contents, and reap the benefits(sausages make up around 30% of my weekly food intake).

Cobwebs may look a tad messy, and spiders may be rather poor at building webs indoors(They allways get the tension wrong, so the things break within days, creating a cobweb), however if it keeps down the fly population, i have no quarms.


Did you know, that the really big tarantula type spiders get in fights with giant tropical wasps? I saw a nature programme on this. The wasp crawls around on the floor, harrassing the spider. The spider keeps shooing it away and carrying on. Eventually, the wasp really goes for the spider, so the spider grabs hold of it with its big hairy legs, and you think "Haha!! That'll learn those fucking good for nothing wasps!!", but then, just as the wasp looks like it's gonna be eaten, it stings the spider right in its body, parylising it.
The wasp then drags the spider under a rock, and plants eggs around it. The idea is, that the young wasps will feed on the spider. The nasty part is, that the spider doesn't actually die - It's alive throughout the proccess, but can't move :(

Large Spiders also get attacked by huge numbers of ants.

Ants and Wasps happen to be 2 of the things that i hate most, and since they also happen to be enemies of the Spider, i will happily let spiders live on my ceilings!

Spiders are cool!! If i could eat all the people and creatures that i don't like, it'd pwn!! :D
 
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Ono

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Originally posted by Munkey-
new spider film coming out. saw trailer. has fucking big spiders coming from everywhere coccooning their victims, turning over tankers etc.
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That'll be Eight Legged Freaks - it's got good reviews and is the sorta film that arachnaphobes would really really not like. :p
 
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dysfunction

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Originally posted by Ono



I fecking hate this humid/hot weather. I know it gets the birds out - I spend most lunchtimes at work oggling the lassies (ask dysfunction who works with me) - but at night when I am at home with no air-con it sucks.


At least in countries where hot weather is the norm they are prepared for it with air-con at home and on public transport. Here we have to suffer during these 2 months or so. :(
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I moved here from a country with hot weather and not everyone has air con in homes or offices!

Thats one of the reasons I moved here to be cooler!! No such luck!
 
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Perplex

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Originally posted by amobea
you're all a mob of fekkin pansies

33C
oooh it's too hot
wah cry babies!

it's 33+ for 3 months down here
gawd you poms are soft

start complaining when it hits 40C

then i'll sympathize
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The issue is humidity, retard. I come from a country that regularly sees 40 - 45c summers and I have no problem with it at all. The nice thing is that it's DRY HEAT

I actually spent most of the weekend in the company of two austrailian girls, and they did nothing but moan and complain about how horrible and sticky the UK heat is.
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Perplex
... and they did nothing but moan and complain about how horrible and sticky the UK heat is.
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Are you sure they were complaining about the heat ? :)
 
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Will

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Just to cut the innuendo for a second (I can but try), even Scotland was roastingly humid over the weekend. I mowed my sister's lawn, she had no hot water for a shower, so I came home...only to find I had no hot water either.

I swore a lot. Am I bad?
 
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old.Kez

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Shocko
Do you eat sausages?
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Rarely
i have no quarms.
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Nor qualms, either.
Itchy
so I came home...only to find I had no hot water either.
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This annoyed you why? I had two showers in as many hours on sunday, they were cold showers. They were great.

Tangent Cosine Blah: I have venus fly traps adorning my window next to my Bonsai, they do the job better than any poxy spider.
 
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Will

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Maybe I'm not manly enough, but ice-cold showers don't do it for me. At all. I'll wait on some warm water thanks.
 
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Testin da Cable

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yesterday was lovely, but I only got up at 17:30 ahem. today is lovely too but I'm at work. a lovely tan? I've heard of them :|
 
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kanonfodda

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Really Humid here :0(

Didn't get to sleep till about 2-3am, and it looks like tonight will be worse :0(

I can handle heat, it's just humidity that I can't take...

Roll on the Thunder Storms!!!!! :D
 
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FuZor

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Bah, CPU is at 49 Degrees! with ambient temp at 33.9 :(
 
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Mellow-

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Originally posted by Shocko
Ants and Wasps happen to be 2 of the things that i hate most
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This is all very well and good except, there's a huge amount of both of these species in the UK. :p Live with it
 
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Testin da Cable

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Today is a wonderful day. Well, that is to say that people who have been out and about have told me that it is. myself, I'm sitting in a climate-controlled humidity-regulated dust-free [almost] server room. I believe that it is 17 deg C in here and I'm pretty cold. The only good thing about this room is that it has a 5" thick armored, mirrored glasslike portal in one wall that looks out onto the parking lot. Through the window I looked out at some poor sap who's task it was to sweep the lot. When he passed before the window I threw a stressball I had been toying with at his head as hard as I could [and would have hit him too].
This experiment leads me to believe that the glass [I don't really think it's glass tbh] is soundproof because he didn't miss a sweep heh.
 
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