As I sat down upon the toilet seat and feeling it shift to the right (basically broken yet again ()*£$£%*£) something dawned on me. Why do we have a flip down seat? In this day and age surely someone could create a toilet that allows us men to stand and pee and do the odd number 2 without having a moveable seat. Think about it. This would solve the old woman moaning "put that damn toilet seat down" problem? No more nagging! I think the toilet design has something to do with victorian times? Anyone know?