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[TdC]

Man swaffelt Rotterdamse metro | nu.nl/algemeen | Het laatste nieuws het eerst op nu.nl


for non-dutch speakers : "man caught swaffling metro carriages in Rotterdam"

 

[ECA]

My auto translator:


Man swaffelt Rotterdam Metro
Released: August 10, 2010 2:45 p.m.
Last edited: August 10, 2010 2:52 p.m.
LONDON - The police on Monday evening in the center of Rotterdam swaffelaar reserved. The 48-year old Dutchman had his genitals against a Subway store are set. This made the police said Tuesday.


© AP
Around half past nine the police received a report that a naked man ran Eendrachtsplein. Upon arrival of the police in the square the man fled into a subway tunnel where he lashed out dangerous antics.
So he jumped on the electricity beams which are driven underground. A subway at that time stood still in the tunnel, was the man beswaffeld.

For security transport company RET underground movement decided to halt the flow to take off.
According to police, the man was unresponsive.
© AP




Hell yeah he swaffled that shit right!

I did not know someone committing a swaffle was a swaffelaar - now we know!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ofcurse it's not you TdC, you'd do it when the metro was moving

 

[Ch3tan]

It's clearly not you teedles, you'd have told us all about what you were going to do months in advance, then produce a shoddy video involving shadows and a toy wooden train.

 

[TdC]

I'm still hurt you revealed my masterful deception to the world Chetan

 

[caLLous]

I didn't know swaffling was actually a word.

 

[georgie]

You're not alone there, Call.

I looked it up:

the act of cock-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from Dutch culture

Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.

I'm assuming he was slapping shit with his cock though.

 

[nath]

was the man beswaffeld.

"Beswaffled" that is the best word ever.


Feeling ok Frank? You're looking positively beswaffled...

 

[TdC]

I call on all of you to bring use of the word beswaffled to those who do not yet see the light!

 

[georgie]

tbh Teeds, I've always thought you've looked a bit beswaffled...

 

[TdC]

nein! I am the giver of the swaffels! I do not accept the swaffels if I am not the giver!

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

He stood with a look of beswafflement upon his face...

 

[Ch3tan]

nein! I am the giver of the swaffels! I do not accept the swaffels if I am not the giver!

So with that double negative, what you are saying is that you do accept swaffles?

 

[Will]

I remember when Teedles threw away his toothbrush rather than risk using it after I had possibly swaffled it.

 

[Preatoria]

hahahahaha
Swaffelen het beste nederlandse woord ooit !

 

[Nate]

You are the Beswaffler! Dun dun DUUUUNNNNN!!!!

 

[TdC]

He stood with a look of beswafflement upon his face...

score!

I remember when Teedles threw away his toothbrush rather than risk using it after I had possibly swaffled it.

I did let you sit on my mountain bike while wearing a kilt though. Just to show I am easy going like that

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Shame you burnt the seat after.

 

[TdC]

lol no. I did mist it with some glassex though

 

[Jupitus]

You need to check your wiki entry, Teeds

 

[TdC]

fucking lol that is awesome

 

[Ch3tan]

linkage please.

 

[TdC]

go to the fh wiki and look me up you laze