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In my further attempts to de-guardianise myself, I present something mildly amusing from a paper we all hate:


:)

It’ll be that warm ale, a black labrador by your feet in a pub that doesn’t exist, and with symbolism of fox hunting all around them. It’ll be a very far-Right nostalgic vision of Britain that we don’t want to have, [that] never really existed.

I showed that to my missus, who grew up in rural Worcestershire surrounded by organic farms, who went "fuck off - she's just described rural life!" :)
 

Raven

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Waitrose lemon birthday cake. Fuck me dead, it's good.
 

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Small human has been taking "his first steps" for a week or so now, a step and he falls over.

Yesterday: Dude is walking the length of our living room unassisted.

That escalated.
 

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Small human has been taking "his first steps" for a week or so now, a step and he falls over.

Yesterday: Dude is walking the length of our living room unassisted.

That escalated.
Time to start toddler proofing all the furniture. We didn't and kiddo ended up falling into the edge of a table and opening up her eyebrow. At least we know where the children's emergency room is now.
 

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Doing my good deed of the year tomorrow, booked the morning off to make 4x silhouette soldiers for the Parish Council.
 

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Time to start toddler proofing all the furniture. We didn't and kiddo ended up falling into the edge of a table and opening up her eyebrow. At least we know where the children's emergency room is now.
Wow tRump is visiting ?
 

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