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For the longest time I was reading wart = mole and was like how the actual fuck do you do that...
 
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Raven said:
Swiss army knife. It stopped bleeding, now I no longer have a wart.

Edit, I am not mad, I used wart plasters and they did nothing.
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Photos for the doc, on Monday (apparantly)

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Gwadien said:
Good of you to shave your legs too
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Leg hair is for the weak*

*I have chest hair but no leg hair.

Edit, nor much of armpit hair, which is nice. I am the perfect woman, except for the chest hair.
 
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Gwadien said:
Ever considered going trans?
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Yes, but the chest and back shaving would be a continual annoyance.

Week old topic, but being mostly hairless is great for swimming I don't think puberty hit my extremities.
 
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Do you wear jeans a lot @Raven?

I went through a jeans phase and my legs went quite girly like yours until I returned to my perma-shorts thing.
 
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Do you wear jeans a lot @Raven?

I went through a jeans phase and my legs went quite girly like yours until I returned to my perma-shorts thing.
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No, I have been hairless since childhood. 18inch calfs and zero hair.
 
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Not wanting to scare anyone but @Raven only has 4 toes. He is not of this world.
 
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Doing learn to ride today (I've got a lot of kids riding now), had one 8-year-old lad who straight off the bat was all over the place, very poor coordination, low confidence, very quiet, not really enjoying himself. Admitted to his parents that I couldn't see him getting riding that day. Only 15 minutes later and something in him clicked, he suddenly cracked it and was pedalling around. I was absolutely gobsmacked, and so was he. But you should have seen his change in demeanour. He went from shy, hardly speaking, with a plain face, to having a huge beaming smile and talking loudly. His parents were overjoyed.
I've had a lot of success stories with getting kids riding, but this lad was the best. His parents will buy him a bike and now he'll be able to join his mates riding.
 
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Raven said:
Just cut a wart out, probably not the best idea, now bleeding down the back of my leg.
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Had a massive one under my foot decades ago, the local GP was trained in removing them. Turned up, went in and he froze it then cut it out.
 
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Seriously thinking about doing the coast-to-coast walk next year, for Parkinson's. I think I might be going mad.

192 miles, 14 miles a day, for 2 weeks, over some of the most beautiful scenery on the planet.

Since losing ~5 stone, I can walk and walk, I was always active, just fat with it, but I need to get training. If my old man can do marathons into his 60s, with a fatbody, I am pretty sure I can walk.
 
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Edit, he was/is a 22 year paratrooper, so got a bit of head start, but 14 miles doesn't sound that hard.
 
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Raven said:
Edit, he was/is a 22 year paratrooper, so got a bit of head start, but 14 miles doesn't sound that hard.
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I used to walk home from work, 3.6 miles through Manhattan. Took about an hour, maybe 50 minutes if traffic lights were in my favor. If you broke it up into chunks, you could probably do it easily enough. Still, it's a lot of walking.
 
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SilverHood said:
I used to walk home from work, 3.6 miles through Manhattan. Took about an hour, maybe 50 minutes if traffic lights were in my favor. If you broke it up into chunks, you could probably do it easily enough. Still, it's a lot of walking.
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Yeah, I used to walk 3.something miles each way to work in a similar time. It's a lot of up and down, and varied terrain, but I think 14 miles should be pretty straight forward, with the right footwear. I would be carrying kit though, so I need to get some ultra-light stuff. Probably a Spring or Autumn thing.

My problem with walking is my pace, I walk fast, it drives the wife mad, she feels like one of those weirdos that have to walk 10 paces behind their husband, and I get fed up with stop-starting. I will need to learn how to walk slowly.
 
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Raven said:
Yeah, I used to walk 3.something miles each way to work in a similar time. It's a lot of up and down, and varied terrain, but I think 14 miles should be pretty straight forward, with the right footwear. I would be carrying kit though, so I need to get some ultra-light stuff. Probably a Spring or Autumn thing.

My problem with walking is my pace, I walk fast, it drives the wife mad, she feels like one of those weirdos that have to walk 10 paces behind their husband, and I get fed up with stop-starting. I will need to learn how to walk slowly.
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If you want to learn how to walk slowly then I recommend you speak to our resident dwarf @Jupitus.
 
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