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What's the deal with Rayner and her flat stamp tax? If it was a random Joe or Jane who had paid the improper amount, what would be the consequence? Just told to pay the difference? Maybe a slap on the wrist and a fine?
 
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What's the deal with Rayner and her flat stamp tax? If it was a random Joe or Jane who had paid the improper amount, what would be the consequence? Just told to pay the difference? Maybe a slap on the wrist and a fine?
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Ah, wrote about this in the politics thread.

Labour graft. She's known about this for ages. It's easy to figure out how much stamp you owe. I know. I had to pay it not that long ago. The only way to get around it is if you lie about your circumstances - because the conveyancing solicitors make that call for you and tell you what you owe.

That would be tax evasion - which is a criminal offence. But it's a bit wheedly, so if you made a genuine mistake, then they'll deal with it civilly and you'll pay a 10-30% fine.

But if she was taking legal advice, rather than just telling the conveyancing solicitors her exact situation, then... :)
 
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So:

www.bbc.co.uk

Liverpool parade accused Paul Doyle pleads not guilty

Paul Doyle, 53, denies 31 charges including causing grievous bodily harm with intent.
www.bbc.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk

I've been following this (as much as anyone can). What will be will be - but the massive problems the defence has had to get basic access to their client, and an inability to provide the basics so they can provide for their own defence are pretty shocking.

If we can't get these basics right, how can we say any convictions we obtain are safe? This should be massively concerning for all of us.
 
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Maybe. But I don't need to watch some weirdo wanking whilst chopping people's legs off even if it wins an oscar.

Does that count as full retard?

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Plus you'd need a VPN or TOR to watch it these days.
 
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I didn't have armed police showing up to my wedding anniversary evening on my bingo card.

Wife and I drove down to Oxford for the night, nice hotel, dropped the bags off and decided to go for a swift pint. Sat minding our own business, decided where to go today, and some pissed up prick starts yelling that he could see her knickers (she was wearing shorts, under a dress) Naturally, I tell him to fuck off, and it starts to escalate a bit, another customer that witnessed the whole thing, thankfully, takes me away for a calm down. So we go inside and sit in the bar. Dickhead comes back, pacing up and down seemingly trying to antagonise me into doing something. So I did, I called the police, and kicked off in reception, and got them to call the police, too, apparently he had been there for FOUR days, doing the same thing to other women.

It was quite funny seeing him getting escorted out the hotel by armed popo, with all his unpacked shit in a binbag at 8pm on a Sunday evening though. But seriously fucked off that it took me telling the call handler that either the police come and protect my wife, or I protect my wife, and the hotel seemingly allowed until violence was about to happen.
 
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I didn't have armed police showing up to my wedding anniversary evening on my bingo card.

Wife and I drove down to Oxford for the night, nice hotel, dropped the bags off and decided to go for a swift pint. Sat minding our own business, decided where to go today, and some pissed up prick starts yelling that he could see her knickers (she was wearing shorts, under a dress) Naturally, I tell him to fuck off, and it starts to escalate a bit, another customer that witnessed the whole thing, thankfully, takes me away for a calm down. So we go inside and sit in the bar. Dickhead comes back, pacing up and down seemingly trying to antagonise me into doing something. So I did, I called the police, and kicked off in reception, and got them to call the police, too, apparently he had been there for FOUR days, doing the same thing to other women.

It was quite funny seeing him getting escorted out the hotel by armed popo, with all his unpacked shit in a binbag at 8pm on a Sunday evening though. But seriously fucked off that it took me telling the call handler that either the police come and protect my wife, or I protect my wife, and the hotel seemingly allowed until violence was about to happen.
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Hope you got atleast a partial refund.

Also, snitch.
 
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Hope you got atleast a partial refund.

Also, snitch.
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Got free parking... sent a stroppy email. Shame, because the hotel was great. Breakfast was ridiculously generous.

If anyone visits Oxford, go to the Oxford Cheese Company. Gouda to die for, I've just eaten 300g of it, so I might.
 
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apparently he had been there for FOUR days, doing the same thing to other women.
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Name and shame the hotel.

And I'd be asking not just for a full refund, but a free additional stay.
 
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I'd write a letter to my MP and I'd demand a 'I'm sorry' cake.
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If he'd been abusing women for four days in the hotel I'd say they've failed in their duty of care to their residents, no?
 
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Dave Allen (1985)

It's extraordinary in a way. When you pick up a glass of alcohol, and say to somebody "good health".

When you actually think of the properties of alcohol. The damage it does to your body. It destroys your brain cells, gives you enormous head aches, double vision, DT's, destroys you stomach lining, your bladder, kidneys, your liver, and we raise a glass and say "your very good health" !

"Long life" !
 
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One of my all-time favourites.

For some reason the tune the ice cream van makes regularly pops into my head. It's so weird.
 
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Silly?

Taking landfill leachate - the really bad stuff - and spraying it on our food?

What does it matter what the rest of the world does?
 
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Silly?

Taking landfill leachate - the really bad stuff - and spraying it on our food?

What does it matter what the rest of the world does?
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Last time I checked we still import food from other countries around the world where leachate enters the food chain.
 
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Last time I checked we still import food from other countries around the world where leachate enters the food chain.
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1) I generally make a big effort not to buy food from the rest of the world (i.e. outside the EU) for that very reason.

2) Does that make it OK for us to take landfill leachate and wang it on our crops?

This is a really serious problem - endocrine disruption, cancer causing, corruption. It's really just awful.
 
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1) I generally make a big effort not to buy food from the rest of the world (i.e. outside the EU) for that very reason.

2) Does that make it OK for us to take landfill leachate and wang it on our crops?

This is a really serious problem - endocrine disruption, cancer causing, corruption. It's really just awful.
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Tell you what, ditch all your clothes as they will have been exposed to stuff which will then have worked its way into the water supply, do not buy any food. Wear a fig leaf and go find a cave somewhere to live.

Oh and don't forget to call for a worldwide ban on petrol/diesel cars/trains/motorbikes/tractors/lorries etc as they emit dangerous gases into the air we breath, ban all cigs/cigars as they too are bad for the environment and human body even if you are not a smoker.

Seriously you should have been born in the age of the caveman.
 
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Tell you what, ditch all your clothes as they will have been exposed to stuff which will then have worked its way into the water supply, do not buy any food. Wear a fig leaf and go find a cave somewhere to live.
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I think you're misunderstanding the severity of the issue Deebs.

We put this shit in landfill because we can't dispose of it elsewhere. Leechate is concentrated nasty. The effects are real and very severe.

Even if it wasn't that bad, we shouldn't be picking it up and spraying our vegetables with it. But it is.
 
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