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Job

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We used that going to Liverpool Airport a couple of weekends ago. The guy driving our car forgot about it until after the 24 hours were up due to a 4 day hangover. He rang them, explained, got the fine reimbursed no questions asked.

I mean they could have put in Toll Barriers so idiots such as yourself don't get caught out, but having seen the Toll Barriers on the M6 Toll in rush hour, I think they've gone the right way.
Well that should be the policy..not concessions to people who tell a good yarn..its beyond belief they are getting away with 3 million quids worth of fines.
 

SilverHood

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From an employer yes. Not from the law though. This has been reported to the police

Curious as to how law applies to FH and the bad joke thread. I'm probably covered as I'm not in the UK, but not so sure about everyone else :D
 

DaGaffer

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Why would you want a zero hour contract? Isn't the idea of a job to make money?

Make money? What are you, some kind of communist? Zero hour contracts are a lifestyle choice. They're what all the cool kids are doing.
 

Gwadien

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Why would you want a zero hour contract? Isn't the idea of a job to make money?
They're good for the government so when Dave is working 45 hours one week then 3 hours the next, he's a positive employment statistic!
 

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Must be fresh off reading his chav papers, full of expectation that everyone understands what he's on about.

Again.
 

caLLous

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He's trying to project the idea that what Kanye said ("400 years of slavery was a choice by African Americans") was so mainstream and acceptable that he didn't even need to source it.
 

Bodhi

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I see McDonalds staff are on strike over those zero hour contracts that they apparently were all desperate for because it fit their lifestyle. I heard the collective scream of anguish from every chav in the country at tea time all the way across the Irish Sea.

Must have been your own chavs you were hearing, or maybe it was a stag do - but the total number of McDonald's employee who went on strike? 11.

11 McDonald's Workers Are on Strike Today

Woah. Bet McDonalds really felt the difference on their bottom line with that one! Guess that's what happens when you go on strike to abolish something 80% of your colleagues voted to keep.

So it was a small, completely ineffectual hissy fit. I'm guessing the 11 people who were on strike voted Remain.
 

Bodhi

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So...anyone agree with Kanye?

I kind of get where he was going, that people shouldn't be locked in to the past and look to the future more - if that's what he was going for. Difficult to tell with Kanye though.

I am amused by the queue of people telling him how he is supposed to think however. I thought the Americans didn't do irony.
 

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Closets look like they're made of rice paper nowadays.
 

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I kind of get where he was going, that people shouldn't be locked in to the past and look to the future more - if that's what he was going for. Difficult to tell with Kanye though.

I am amused by the queue of people telling him how he is supposed to think however. I thought the Americans didn't do irony.
It was pure twattery. You don't have to be telling him what to think to be saying, because of what you think I call you a twat.
 

Job

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He does wander in his thoughts, but its a point worth bringing up..if only to prove why they couldnt break free from slaverly in 400 years.
He might be trying to assiciate with present racism and the need to break free.
Of course everyones blowing fuses because hes black, next up.
It will be illegal to talk about slavery outside of the accepted narrative...that has pretty well happened allready
 

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I'm reading that Tom Evans, the dad of the little brain dead kid in Alderhey, stabbed someone as a teenager and the lad was saved by an emergency operation at Alderhey...which is..well ironic.
 

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I'm reading that Tom Evans, the dad of the little brain dead kid in Alderhey, stabbed someone as a teenager and the lad was saved by an emergency operation at Alderhey...which is..well ironic.
Who and what now? Not seen anything about this. So links would be good
 

Bodhi

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It was pure twattery. You don't have to be telling him what to think to be saying, because of what you think I call you a twat.

[Chav press link incoming]

Kanye West slavery comment sparks outcry

Seems to be suggesting African Americans should get over slavery and look to the future. Doesn't seem like pure twattery to me, almost seems sensible.

(Mind you the article seems to be suggesting Scott Adams is a "Conservative Commentator", even though his politics are "left of Bernie").
 

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That's like saying Jews should get over the tragic and horrible things their ancestors were put through..
 

Bodhi

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That's like saying Jews should get over the tragic and horrible things their ancestors were put through..

I'd say they pretty much have tbh.

Anyway all Kanye appears to have done, is give a message Bob Marley did 30 years ago in Redemption Song. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, and all that jazz.
 

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Who and what now? Not seen anything about this. So links would be good
Its difficult..it appears he admitted to it, the victims mum went on facebook to complain about him being made a hero, he replied and apologised to her.
Cant find anything to back it up outside of a load of forums and a small mention in the Sun..yes the Sun.
The guys name was Owen Conner, the mums Christine conner, it happened 5 years ago and he stabbed him twice in the chest puncturing his lung...allegedly.
Seems more than just gossip turned into a story, but no ones carrying it.
Could just be a pile of shite..
 

Gwadien

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I'd say they pretty much have tbh.

Anyway all Kanye appears to have done, is give a message Bob Marley did 30 years ago in Redemption Song. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, and all that jazz.

Think it's alright coming from a multi millionaire who hasn't ever in his life been in the poverty of many African Americans which mostly is a hangover from slavery.
 

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Think it's alright coming from a multi millionaire who hasn't ever in his life been in the poverty of many African Americans which mostly is a hangover from slavery.
You know how rich his family were when he was growing up? A lot of pop stars come from humble beginnings. He hasnt always been a multi millionaire. And was from a divorced family. Tho his mum was a dr of english or something.
 

Gwadien

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You know how rich his family were when he was growing up? A lot of pop stars come from humble beginnings. He hasnt always been a multi millionaire. And was from a divorced family. Tho his mum was a dr of english or something.

He had a very middle class up-bringing, he was definitely in the correct circles.
 

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