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[caLLous]

John Goodman has lost a heap of weight.

 

[Raven]

Do you store you old toilet rolls or is this dump requiring 600ft of Andrex.

No, my wife is a lazy cow and never puts them in the bin so I thought it was a natural hobby.

 

[Moriath]

No, my wife is a lazy cow and never puts them in the bin so I thought it was a natural hobby.

Cause you are incapable of binning them too

 

[TdC]

As a little side project while taking a shit I have been seeing how many toilet roll middles can fit inside a single toilet roll middle. The only rule is that they have to either slot inside one another or rolled up.
The answer is 16, though with a bit of forward planning I reckon I could do 18, possibly 19 at a pinch.

that many? holy cow I never manage more than 6 or 7 0_o

 

[Job]

I would add that this quite clearly applies to muslims and secular Europe.

Atheists are dying out, study finds

 

[Raven]

This just in "study" is bollocks.

Lots of atheists (actually, sick of that label so lets just stick with "sane people") have god bothering parents, doesn't mean anything in a world full of information.

 

[Ormorof]

It makes the assumption that all the family remain religious

 

[Job]

Did anyone see Piers Morgan this morning, they showed the clip of those cyclists trying to fight the wind, he followed it up by saying they need some of the steroids Bradley Wiggins takes.
I smell a lawsuit, but they won't..because it's true.

 

[Raven]

No, nobody watched Piers Morgan.

Unless it's Piers Morgan getting attacked by a lion or something, then I imagine lots of people would watch it.

 

[Bodhi]

Just to stick my head above the parapet, I must be one of the few people in the UK who doesn't mind the Morgan. If you cut through the smarm and when he's being contrary for the sake of it, there have been a lot of times recently when I've found myself slowly nodding along with his points - not always, but more recently than I have in a while.

The missus puts GMB on in the morning before going to work (I've tried to migrate her to Sky or BBC, but no joy), and the show takes a noticeable downturn in interest and subject matter when he's not on it - it goes from semi serious news show to Ben Shephard saying "ooh look a kitten".

He's also brilliant entertainment when Arsenal lose - the Morgan meltdown is second only to Arsenal Fan TV in it's comedy value.

 

[old.user4556]

It's not his opinions that bother me, it's his slimey, conceited, smug faced attitude.

 

[Job]

Nobody complained when Clarkson punched Piers in the face.

 

[sayward]

Just to stick my head above the parapet, I must be one of the few people in the UK who doesn't mind the Morgan. If you cut through the smarm and when he's being contrary for the sake of it, there have been a lot of times recently when I've found myself slowly nodding along with his points - not always, but more recently than I have in a while.

The missus puts GMB on in the morning before going to work (I've tried to migrate her to Sky or BBC, but no joy), and the show takes a noticeable downturn in interest and subject matter when he's not on it - it goes from semi serious news show to Ben Shephard saying "ooh look a kitten".

He's also brilliant entertainment when Arsenal lose - the Morgan meltdown is second only to Arsenal Fan TV in it's comedy value.

I like his article in the Sunday paper every week.

 

[Scouse]

I must be one of the few people in the UK who doesn't mind the Morgan

Your opinions are are dangerously close to those of the mail online, so no surprises there...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRi_OnbF0yI

 

[Moriath]

Your opinions are are dangerously close to those of the mail online, so no surprises there...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRi_OnbF0yI

You really are so judgemental.

 

[Scouse]

You really are so judgemental.

Piers Morgan edits the mail online*. Bodhi's a proper right-winger. It's not as if any of this is a secret?



*and is a monumental thundercunt with odious opinions which is why the mail hired him.

 

[CorNokZ]

Neil Armstrong was the first man to set foot on the moon..

Neil A. backwards is...? *mind blown*

 

[Job]

He has the typical opinions of most middle aged men including all the minorities.

 

[Scouse]

Maybe people like you Job...

 

[Job]

Do you get out much from the Earth Cafe.

 

[Scouse]

Do you get out much from the Earth Cafe.

Just don't hang out with racist white plumbers much old bean.

 

[Bodhi]

Piers Morgan edits the mail online*. Bodhi's a proper right-winger. It's not as if any of this is a secret?



*and is a monumental thundercunt with odious opinions which is why the mail hired him.

Well it's a secret to Google, as if you go to your favourite device, open the Google app and type in "mail online editor", Google will happily give you a picture of Paul Dacre. The editor of The Daily Fail. Piers is Editor at Large for the US edition, which is something else entirely, and from what I can tell means he gets a column to wind up Americans and lecture them about gun control. Sounds right up your street?

Actually, thinking about it, he was editor of The Mirror however, and their bias and opinions seem to run an awful lot closer to those of your good self rather than mine.

 

[Job]

Just don't hang out with racist white plumbers much old bean.

Or anyone outside the commune.

 

[Scouse]

Piers is Editor at Large for the US edition, which is something else entirely

Not really. Same shit, different country, same editing cunt.

he was editor of The Mirror however, and their bias and opinions seem to run an awful lot closer to those of your good self rather than mine.

You'd have to actually read that shite to know that

 

[Job]

The Mirror is quite left wing, moreso than the Guard thesedays.

 

[Lamp]

 

[Moriath]

Bring it round in about six hours cheers

 

[Zarjazz]

Does anyone every eat the tomatoe? Like what's the point to add veg to a meal like that.

 

[Lakih]

Does anyone every eat the tomatoe? Like what's the point to add veg to a meal like that.

For balance. Makes it healthy

 

[Ormorof]

Would skip the beans though awful stuff

Everything else looks delicious