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[Raven]

I honestly don't get that, at all.

 

[Job]

It's the future, that will be oculus porn, don't try to rise above it.

Reality better than reality, and the next generation will know of nothing else.

 

[fettoken]

Not watching picture porn, sorry.

 

[Job]

Well duh, how long before any idiot can render a movie.

 

[Scouse]

Well duh, how long before any idiot can render a movie.

If the claims about photorealistic graphics are anything to go by, some time about 2300, long after we're dead...

 

[Lamp]

The angles of a triangle drawn on a sphere do not necessarily add up to 180 degrees. You can draw one with three 90 degree angles

 

[caLLous]

The angles of a triangle drawn on a sphere do not add up to 180 degrees

If it's drawn on a sphere then it's not a triangle. A triangle is a polygon.

 

[Lamp]

A polygon is a dead parrot

 

[CorNokZ]

There was a bomb alarm in a Danish supermarket today. It got evacuated, but when later searched the police found a woman in the back, the same woman who had called in the threat, midway through a bunch of cinnamon rolls from the baker within the store and a bottle of Bailey's. What a fucking boss move!

 

[Gwadien]

 

[caLLous]

 

[caLLous]

Tumbleweed that's called "hairy panic" that could cause "yellow big head" in sheep. How Australian.

 

[Scouse]

Tumbleweed that's called "hairy panic" that could cause "yellow big head" in sheep. How Australian.

That's hilarious

But:

Extremely dry conditions mean the weeds pile up each day outside a row of homes at Wangaratta, in Victoria's northeast.

Frustrated residents are forced to clear out the weeds for several hours every day

Why do they bother?

My sister had builders in and spent two hours a day for a month clearing all the dust and crap from the house and exhausted herself. I said, why not just do it once a week - or better still, when they're finished? She said she couldn't live with the mess.

The tit

 

[Gwadien]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWzIMJifTAs

 

[fettoken]

Uh, i thought i had put that one behind, fck sake Gwad why did you put it here again.

 

[Gwadien]

hahahaha

 

[Gwadien]

Just amazes me.

This country was the place was ran by a code of honour and a seriously high amount of seriousness.

WHAT HAS HAPPENED

 

[Scouse]

This country was the place was ran by a code of honour and a seriously high amount of seriousness.

WHAT HAS HAPPENED

Maybe when they were bombed they thought "life's too short, too fragile and too susceptible to the whims of people the other side of the planet that we've never met"?

 

[DaGaffer]

That's hilarious

But:


Why do they bother?

My sister had builders in and spent two hours a day for a month clearing all the dust and crap from the house and exhausted herself. I said, why not just do it once a week - or better still, when they're finished? She said she couldn't live with the mess.

The tit

Problem is, if you're living in it, you have to clean it. Dust gets everywhere, especially your clothes, but even food etc. so you have very little choice. We're going to be facing the same issue when we move back in a few weeks from now, and I'm dreading it.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

£990 compensation in total for 2 separate claims against Thomas Cook.
Never book a holiday or flight with Thomas Cook, if in doubt do a google.

 

[Gwadien]

 

[Moriath]

Nt quite true there are subtle differences between the races skeletons. As anthropologists can estimate racial background from it. The religious leanings etc ofcourse dont make any difference.

 

[Fweddy]

Also a pirate skeleton would have a hook for a hand.

 

[Gwadien]

Nt quite true there are subtle differences between the races skeletons. As anthropologists can estimate racial background from it. The religious leanings etc ofcourse dont make any difference.

Thanks for that.

And thanks for the italics.

 

[TdC]

Also a pirate skeleton would have a hook for a hand.

this. also I would expect a peg to show up on X-Ray

 

[Lamp]

The parrot on the shoulder is also a dead give away

 

[TdC]

The parrot is optional

 

[TdC]

 

[Lamp]

(2 separate and unrelated parrot references in 2 pages)

We really don't talk about parrots enough on here...

 

[TdC]

: parrot: