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[Hawkwind]

So why is it so formal?

For TV. People would not watch it if it was filmed in a smokey badly lit snooker hall full of tattooed beer guzzling low rent types. Oh wait... Darts! Scrub that people will watch anything these days. You could create a sport throwing turds at a walled target and some damned sat channel would air it!

 

[mooSe_]

I can't understand the appeal of watching darts. It's so fucking boring, and the competitors are so fat.

 

[Scouse]

So why is it so formal?

The worst and most violent chav clubs always have a shirt and trousers dress code.

If I'm out and they object to my flip-flops, shorts and skanky jumper then I always congratulate myself on aggro well-avoided

 

[Scouse]

The Muppet Show. It had it all:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ-EJNz2AoE

 

[TdC]

The worst and most violent chav clubs always have a shirt and trousers dress code.

If I'm out and they object to my flip-flops, shorts and skanky jumper then I always congratulate myself on aggro well-avoided

@Deebs, @Chilly and I once got refused in a skanky club here in the NL. I blamed my cut-off jeans shorts and trainers, but the reality was that Noseface was flirting with the bouncer :-(

 

[TdC]

I blamed my cut-off jeans shorts

Spoiler

 

[old.Tohtori]

Got offered a "chance" to be a game writer for (insert nda here), freelance work from home if i get it. They want to see what and how i write(lore wise) to see which person they want.

Would be fun, no need to think about mechanics, just write bullsh*t

 

[Shagrat]

Got offered a "chance" to be a game writer for (insert nda here), freelance work from home if i get it. They want to see what and how i write(lore wise) to see which person they want.

Would be fun, no need to think about mechanics, just write bullsh*t

shouldn't be too hard for you then

 

[Edmond]

Got offered a "chance" to be a game writer for (insert nda here), freelance work from home if i get it. They want to see what and how i write(lore wise) to see which person they want.

Would be fun, no need to think about mechanics, just write bullsh*t

Link them here, then they can see how and what you write.....

On second thoughts, that might not be a good idea

 

[old.Tohtori]

shouldn't be too hard for you then

Yeah should be a breeze -if- they like the style, never know with these folks.

 

[BloodOmen]

I see the UKIP train just keeps on gaining speed, this posted by the party earlier.

Thoughts if they win?

 

[Raven]

Nothing will change. Europe isn't a democracy so they can't "fuck'um from the inside"

If they won the general election I would be looking to emigrate sharpish, faster than I would if Labour got in.

 

[Mabs]

wtb: new civil servants

 

[Mabs]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXpdJLJqG9U

 

[Job]

It will be an Earthquake in Euro politics, I don't think people quite comprehend the fallout, the UK voting in anti Euro MP's, the shockwave will rebound around the member states..also this is a party who's leader praised Putin.

 

[Gwadien]

So I put a can of Pepsi in the freezer the other day, and forgot about it, then it expanded from the top and the bottom (so the bits that go inward are outward) is that a design mechanism to stop it exploding in those situations or just a coincidence?

 

[Job]

Cassette tape back from the dead.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/...s-cassette-tape-that-can-hold-64750000-songs/

 

[Raven]

It never went away for back ups

 

[caLLous]

This could be a long night. Come on Ronnie ffs.

 

[Ch3tan]

Selby deserves this, he's got into Ronnie's head

 

[caLLous]

I'm 99% sure Ronnie's going to lose this but that was a fantastic break.

 

[Ch3tan]

The pressure Selby has to deal with... cheers for Ronnie every time.

 

[Ch3tan]

Mistakes galore!

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv568AzZ-i8

 

[Ch3tan]

Well done Selby, Ronnie gracious in defeat.

 

[caLLous]

Can't believe he was 5 frames up... twice! Good comeback from Selby but come on Ronnie.

 

[Billargh]

Cassette tape back from the dead.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/...s-cassette-tape-that-can-hold-64750000-songs/

Imagine trying to skip from one track to half way through the tape?

 

[Lamp]

Samsung galaxy S6 specs

• Snapdragon Qualcomm 810 64-bit
• Metal chassis
• Dual speakers on front
• 4GB RAM
• 128GB on-board memory
• 5.2 inches Ulta High Definition display
• 21MP (Ultra Pixel Sensor) recording at 4K resolution
• 3300 to 3500 mAh battery
• Android 5.0

 

[Moriath]

Samsung galaxy S6 specs

• Snapdragon Qualcomm 810 64-bit
• Metal chassis
• Dual speakers on front
• 4GB RAM
• 128GB on-board memory
• 5.2 inches Ulta High Definition display
• 21MP (Ultra Pixel Sensor) recording at 4K resolution
• 3300 to 3500 mAh battery
• Android 5.0

Link or I don't believe you. Still have to use touchdown for email into work with andriod and it's shit. So will keep with iPhones through work. 5c is the latest they do there

 

[BloodOmen]

Possibly NSFW - girl gets hit in the head with shovel (no blood or anything, just makes a bonk noise!)

Spoiler