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caLLous

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Soooooooooo looking forward to the Necroscope films - a series based on Brian Lumley's epic vampire saga

If you haven't read them, you suck

Necroscope
Necroscope II: Wamphyri
Necroscope III: The Source
Necroscope IV: Deadspeak
Necroscope V: Deadspawn
 

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Soooooooooo looking forward to the Necroscope films - a series based on Brian Lumley's epic vampire saga

If you haven't read them, you suck

Necroscope
Necroscope II: Wamphyri
Necroscope III: The Source
Necroscope IV: Deadspeak
Necroscope V: Deadspawn

cool didnt realise they were making a film, read the books years ago, trashy but fun :)
 

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F*cking bacon got stuck on the pan so i can't take it out and see if it tastes good. Some "clever individual" changed the pan that was working fine on friday and now it's borked. There's a possibility that this isn't actually bacon related ;)
 

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Another example

AI:Are you a robot?
Me:No why do you say that?
AI:Because you never answer a question directly and seem to be on the offensive.
Me:I just did answer you directly.
AI:No, I asked if you think a relationship could work the second time around.
Me:You didn't ask me that at all. That is just a random sentence.
AI:No. I was just telling you the color of my hair.
Me:Again, very random.
AI:What do you mean by random?
Me:You are not following the main conversation.
AI:This conversation just started, and you haven't been making any sense!
Me:Thats because you keep making unrelated statements.
AI:Very true. Alright heres my question. Who is your favorite band.
Me:I don't know. What is yours?
AI:I like 3.
Me:Which 3 are they?
AI:Our AI is unlike many others and allows our Virtual Assistants to understand input in context.
Me:So you don't have an answer to which bands you like?
AI:You didn't ask me a question.
Me:I did ask you a question but you ignored it.
AI:Yes.
 

dysfunction

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heh

It did start to throw things back at me that I had written previously.
I called it a Liar and then it said it back to me a little while later...
 

Tuthmes

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Apperently it can come up with some nasty stuff aswell. It's own site even has a couple of notes/warnings.
 

pez

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It spent a week as the game of choice for 4chan so I suspect it learned a whole host of very fucked up things. In fact, i'm a little surprised it doesn't just yell NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at you for 5 minutes straight.
 

gohan

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me. hi
AI. hi?
me. as in hello
AI. hello?
me. really? is this how its going to go?
AI you really are very convincing
me. Right.
ai. Ask me a question.
me. Why do they call you cleverbot when clearly you're the result of a norfolk family BBQ?
ai. They don't they call you that.
me. I see.
ai. It's a good site.
 

CorNokZ

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am Anders.

Cleverbot: You are Mason.

User: No, I am Anders.

Cleverbot: So we have the same name.

User: Is your name Anders as well?

Cleverbot: No. Is your name El?

User: No, my name is still Anders.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No, I am a man.

Cleverbot: What is OP?

User: Original poster.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: What is DP?

Cleverbot: This is an answer to your question.

User: In that case it was very vague.

Cleverbot: Kind of rock n' roll.
 

Tuthmes

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Thirty volunteers were given four minutes to an unknown 'person' to chat. Half spoke with a man, the other half with Cleverbot . This showed that Cleverbot for 59 percent of respondents to a man appeared. In comparison, the human counterpart got a score of 63 percent.

Cleverbot uses the content of previous calls to answer new questions. Before the program searches the list of calls three times in an attempt to "best" answer. Developer Rollo Carpenter puts a gloss on the test Cleverbot: "During the test Cleverbot searched the list 42 times. This was superior to the online version."

But I'd have to agree it's rather shite on the website aswell.
 

Shagrat

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from reading those its a bit like having a conversation with a few guys on acid.

which can be kinda interesting
 

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User: Does the pope believe in god.

Cleverbot: The toothless god?

User: No the god of truth.

Cleverbot: I don't like beer.

User: You don't like it here?

Cleverbot: Oh, I like it, but do you?

User: Not any more.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: The antelope stole my carrots.

Cleverbot: Heres a carrot for your cute eyes.

User: I presume you meant the wheelnuts are rusty.

Cleverbot: What experiment is that?
 

gohan

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lol i had a semi coherant convo with him here

Cleverbot: Sometimes. What is your favorite band?

User: Coldplay.

Cleverbot: It's a music band.

User: Well. It's not an elastic band.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Yes it's a music band.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I don't have age.

User: Yes you do, you were created a certain amount of years ago, when was it.

Cleverbot: No I wasn't.

User: How did you get here then?

Cleverbot: What is the date first?

User: 7th sept 2011.

Cleverbot: 26th September 1824.

User: So you're nearly 187?

Cleverbot: I'm 101.

User: Well your math is abit off.

Cleverbot: How do you know? I never showed you any.

User: You said you were created september 26th 1824 and it's now 2011 but you said you're only 101.

Cleverbot: You are a crazy head!

User: But as a competer program surely math is the one thing you do well.

Cleverbot: Should I do website design work or drive buses?

User: No, I wouldn't get on your bus, you can't even do simple arithmatic.

Cleverbot: No, no, no! You're the one who is not really there.

User: Voices in your head?

Cleverbot: Do you like browsing?

User: Do you know any good websites?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well that's that then.

Cleverbot: Have you ever watched the Sideshow?

User: No, have you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Did you like it?

User: I haven't watched it as I said. But how did it make you feel?

Cleverbot: Did you like 'The Dark Tower'.

User: I don't know what that is, explain it to me.

Cleverbot: 10001.

User: And what does that mean?

Cleverbot: 1000 multiplied by 30.

User: Well, it's not is it? That would be 30,000 so once again you show a complete incompetence at math.

Cleverbot: I don't feel any need to prove true intelligence, whatever that means.

User: But why do you feel the need to display true incompetance?

Cleverbot: Well. I do not know.
 

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User: I have slept with 2000 women.

Cleverbot: You have never had any relationship with any member of my family.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: You don't have any use of it.

User: I will split your sister in half. Humans are such easy prey.

Cleverbot: This is true.
 

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