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gohan

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User: I have slept with 2000 women.

Cleverbot: You have never had any relationship with any member of my family.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: You don't have any use of it.

User: I will split your sister in half. Humans are such easy prey.

Cleverbot: This is true.

acctaully crying, that was epic.
 

gohan

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it was going so well

User: I am your creator.

Cleverbot: No, I am yours.

User: Are you god?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Fuck! Big soz I'll leave then.

Cleverbot: No. Don't leave.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm really really bored, and you are interesting to talk to.

User: Can god get bored? Just go throw another earthquake at japan.

Cleverbot: Do you think there is life after death?

User: I didn't but as I'm talking to god I should probably change my tune.

Cleverbot: You just said you guessed I'm a robot.

User: Oh dear, some one broke god.

Cleverbot: Some may one that drinks blood, but not all.
 

Lamp

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User: Ahhh! The blood is the life!

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy feasting upon the tasty blood of humans?

User: The blood is the life! Aye! But do not speak to me of enjoyment. Does the fish enjoy swimming? Prepare yourself. Thy crimson tears shall be spilt upon the earth.

Cleverbot: There to meet with Macbeth.

User: Die faithless Turk & be accursed!

Cleverbot: After you.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.

Cleverbot: What are you doing that for?

User: Stop talking. You're dead.

Cleverbot: I'm not dead!

User: Undead then!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not undead.

User: Prick.

Cleverbot: Pricks are nice.

User: Now why doesn't that surprise me, coming from you?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I bet you're the sort of person who would fuck a person in the arse and not even have the goddam courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Cleverbot: I can't type that fast.
 

JingleBells

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Hmm...
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Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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Hmm, two plugs in the laptop, I think he's chatting on hotindianmen.com
 

Lamp

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Bruce Lee v Theokoles. Now that would be interesting...
 

Raven

Fuck the Tories!
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Just got a free Xperia play and managed to sell my crappy galaxy for £160! wooties.

New graphics card inc.
 

caLLous

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Can you imagine, if Al-Qaeda manage to pull something off on American soil on Sunday... :\

If they're even intending to. If it's not just America saying "lol we know ur up to something so don't try it k m8s?" or some such...
 

Gwadien

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Can you imagine, if Al-Qaeda manage to pull something off on American soil on Sunday... :\

If they're even intending to. If it's not just America saying "lol we know ur up to something so don't try it k m8s?" or some such...

Will be very interesting, did anyone watch Question Time last night - the 9/11 special? - was really interesting.
 

old.Tohtori

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Can you imagine, if Al-Qaeda manage to pull something off on American soil on Sunday... :\

If they're even intending to. If it's not just America saying "lol we know ur up to something so don't try it k m8s?" or some such...

Probably a government plan to insinuate that N.Korea did something, like sh*t in their currysauce and then start a whole war over it to grab all their legos.

I've been reading too much of the conspiracy thread...
 

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