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Cerb

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tbh honest just play a 5 min video of Joe canning Jimmy. The guy does things witha hurl I would never even think of...hurlings leo messi :p
 

Lamp

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Real life name: Peter File:

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In this letter, I would like to share with you some thoughts I originally organized to get the facts out in the hope that somebody will do something to solve the problem. It isn't important whether you agree with every detail that I intend to present. What matters is that you begin to realize that Mr. Peter File says that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune. That is the most despicable lie I have ever heard in my entire life. He has announced a number of wishy-washy ideas on how to run—or is that ruin?—everyone's life. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that he who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. Of course, people like Peter who do in fact perpetrate evil make collectivism socially acceptable.

Peter's trucklers seem to be caught up in their need for enemies. In reaching that conclusion I have made the usual assumption that the worst kinds of laughable New Age lowlifes there are often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Peter enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to wreck our country, derail our civilization, and threaten the human race with extinction. Be forewarned: I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes people like him want to submerge us in a sea of serfism. Plan to join Peter's camp? Be sure to check your conscience at the door.

So who's crazy? I, or all the venal backstabbers who allege that granting Peter complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air? Before you answer, let me point out that this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that I must ask that Peter's legatees tell you a little bit about Peter and his deranged goals. I know they'll never do that so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to ruin people's lives. Although this may come as a surprise to some readers, he wants to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift. Who does he think he is? I mean, his positions have no credibility. That's the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven't been paying close enough attention to what's been happening in the world. In short, Mr. Peter File's objectives do not pass muster by any objective standards.
 

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>..a cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to

>death.

>

>..a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

>

>..a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (waheey)

>

>..a snail can sleep for three years.

>

>..all Polar bears are left-handed.

>

>..American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from

>each salad served in first-class.

>

>..Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

>

>..an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

>

>..babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child

>reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

>

>..banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

>

>..butterflies taste with their feet.

>

>..cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

>

>..cat's urine glows under a black light.

>

>..China has more English speakers than the United States.

>

>..Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear

>pants.

>

>..dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered

>blood donors.

>

>..elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

>

>..every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

>

>..February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full

>moon.

>

>..humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

>

>..I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

>

>..if Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She

>would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length

>of a normal human's neck.

>

>..if the population of China walked past you in single file, the line

>would never end because of the rate of reproduction

>

>..if you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is

>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

>

>..if you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

>

>..if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced

>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

>

>..in ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

>including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

>

>..in the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

>

>..it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

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>..Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

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>..Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

>

>..Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike

>factory workers in Malaysia combined.

>

>..more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane

>crashes.

>

>..no word in the English language rhymes with month.

>

>..nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. (which idiot

>tried that?)

>

>..on average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

>

>..one of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers

>in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition.

>

>..only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

>

>..our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears

>never stop growing.

>

>..right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than

>left-handedpeople do.

>

>..Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

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>..some lions mate over 50 times a day. (no wonder the 'king of the jungle' tag)

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>..starfish haven't got brains.

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>..stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

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>..the ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

>

>..the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

> not happy about this one!!!

>..the catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

>

>..the cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each

>gallon of diesel that it burns.

>

>..the electric chair was invented by a dentist.

>

>..the human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body

>to squirt blood 30 feet.

>

>..the male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to

>its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

>

>..the most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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>..the name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start

>with.

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>..the name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

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>..the Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is

>necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still

>had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and

>whites.

>

>..the sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every

>letter in the English language.

>

>..the shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.

>Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

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>..the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

>

>..the word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to

>remember the word you want.

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>..the word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to

>right or right to left.

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>..there are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

>

>..TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on

>only one row of the keyboard.

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>..women blink nearly twice as much as men.

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>..you are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a

>poisonous spider.

>

>..you can't kill yourself by holding your breath. (Don't try please).

>

>..you share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the

>world.
 

gohan

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>..I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language


>.. Every continant in the world starts and ends with the same letter

I do.

North America X
South America X
Africa O
Europe O
Asia O
Antartica O
Austrailasia O

ofc for pedants thats the 7 continants
6 continants becomes Eurasia which is still not true
or 4 becomes Antaritica Austrailasia America and Afro-Eurasia which all start and end in an A


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georgie

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i bet the last 1 is wrong

world population is 6Bill+, 365 days in a year:

Averages suggest 16 Mill+ people alive who share the same birthday as you. Having a near enough 50% margin of error is pretty generous.

Unless you're thinking of people sharing your actually day of birth, in which case, yeah.. it's shite. :)
 

Lamp

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being born in a leap year that means your testicles will fall off at 6:56pm, May 17, 2012
 

Lamp

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anyone who doesn't get turned on by this picture is gay

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Ch3tan

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>..a cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to


>..a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (waheey)

>

>..humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Doesn't seem right to me :)

But no wonder Bacon tastes so good.
 

Bahumat

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the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

It's rubbish. Some science people said spiders do not like warm damp areas so by breathing in an out, the moisture would deter them.
 

Wonk

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the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

It's rubbish. Some science people said spiders do not like warm damp areas so by breathing in an out, the moisture would deter them.

I might as well just eat 8 tonight then!
 

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