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[caLLous]

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[Zarjazz]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Job?

 

[fettoken]

A sarcastic remark?

 

[TdC]

what what what?

 

[Gwadien]

Hayfever is really pissing me off, i've got a bog roll on my desk and i just keep sneezing on it and ripping the squares away when they become too soggy.

 

[Raven]

Benadryl young man.

I used to get it so bad it would lead to massive nosebleeds and asthma attacks, ruined most summers in my teens. Has been better in recent years though.

 

[Aoami]

 

[Cerb]

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Someone has been redditing today.

 

[Job]

Devo drummer died

http://m.billboard.com/articles/news/1568156/alan-myers-devo-drummer-dies

 

[Madmaxx]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHKFzccnG3I

 

[BloodOmen]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHKFzccnG3I

Lol, thats adam was watching him speedrun GTA awhile back, its all he plays, consistently gets 4,000+ viewers aswell ><

 

[Aoami]

federer bahaha

 

[soze]

Why do all girl Tennis players make squeaky orgasm noises now. I just saw Sharapova lose and it was stupid they were overlapping with the orgasms.

 

[caLLous]

Djokovic to win it then?

 

[TdC]

Why do all girl Tennis players make squeaky orgasm noises now. I just saw Sharapova lose and it was stupid they were overlapping with the orgasms.

maaan I love a good overlapping orgasm

 

[soze]

maaan I love a good overlapping orgasm

Normally I would agree but seeing these bitches spanking balls as hard as they can means they are not for me.

 

[caLLous]

Yup, that's probably still ok with TdC.

 

[Lamp]

Just watched a fascinating Horizon on BBC about Black Holes

Amazing photographs of galaxies taken in both visible and xray wavelengths. With visible light, you see the classic galaxy thing - stars, clouds of gas, etc. But viewed with xray specs, and the supermassive black hole at the centre of every galaxy is seen pumping out unbelievably vast amounts of radiation across the universe at insane extremes of temperature, speed, and distance. And a feeding black hole far from being invisible shoots out the most luminous and energetic sources of light in the universe (they didn't mention Gamma Ray Bursts).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b036bv0z

Will be on iplayer shortly

 

[TdC]

Normally I would agree but seeing these bitches spanking balls as hard as they can means they are not for me.

I refer you to my spokesperson caLLous:

Yup, that's probably still ok with TdC.

 

[TdC]

Just watched a fascinating Horizon on BBC about Black Holes

Amazing photographs of galaxies taken in both visible and xray wavelengths. With visible light, you see the classic galaxy thing - stars, clouds of gas, etc. But viewed with xray specs, and the supermassive black hole at the centre of every galaxy is seen pumping out unbelievably vast amounts of radiation across the universe at insane extremes of temperature, speed, and distance. And a feeding black hole far from being invisible shoots out the most luminous and energetic sources of light in the universe (they didn't mention Gamma Ray Bursts).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b036bv0z

Will be on iplayer shortly

is that the black hole itself doing the gamma spunking or the stuff it's eating?

 

[Lamp]

As material is drawn towards the black hole's staggering gravity, its broken down by the tidal forces into its individual particles, and spins about the black hole at immense speeds. As the particles rub up against each other the friction produces heat and light, a trillion times more luminous than our own sun.

If you were planning on cooking your sausages near a black hole, I'd suggest sun glasses. And at least factor 30 sun-block. And don't stare directing into the maddening vortices of energy either.

 

[Lamp]

(The Sausage Meson and the Bacon Boson are the only two sub-atomic particles in the universe that can withstand the colossal tidal forces of a feeding black hole.)

 

[TdC]

just had a gander at that iplayer link but it tells me it's not on there. prolly vanished down the black hole's well.

 

[fettoken]

Media selection request failed. Cheeky fucking cunts.

 

[Lamp]

Try tomorrow. Should be up then.

 

[Zarjazz]

... they didn't mention Gamma Ray Bursts ...

Instead of gas falling into the black hold over a long period, GRB's are large objects colliding with the Black Hole and releasing all their energy in a very short period of time. Either a star, a neutron star or even another black hole. GRB's are the most powerful single events in Astronomy.

I'd rather the show had been about them as the rest wasn't really new to me. Still, it'll be interesting to see what's going to happen in a few months.

 

[old.Tohtori]

(The Sausage Meson and the Bacon Boson are the only two sub-atomic particles in the universe that can withstand the colossal tidal forces of a feeding black hole.)

Doesn't everyone know about the Pigs Bacon particle theory? I thought this was common knowledge.

 

[Job]

Finally decided to admit to myself that tennis bores the tits off me..couldnt give a flying fuck who wins or loses and all that grunting is fucking ridiculous.

 

[caLLous]

The womens' is probably more graceful but you have to admire the athleticism in the mens' game, especially when two *great* players go at it.

 

[Madmaxx]