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fettoken

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Trip down town. Bought some different salamis, pancetta, prosciutto, soft garlic cheese and a loaf of sour-dough bread. Going to be topped off with some whisky later on. Cheers.
 

fettoken

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Comedians in cars getting coffee. Especially, check out the interview Jerry Seinfeld does with Michael Richards. If you are a Sein fan that is. Good stuff.
 

Ormorof

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decided to skip a class today to focus on a project

class is cancelled, great success
 

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From 2014 personal tax won't start until £10k.

Mixed bag this budget, but that's great.
 

fettoken

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Walking in midday rush today. This woman (in her 35´s, really not bad looking either) approaches me and asks for the time. Looking at my wrists, knowing that it is being repaired I tell her this. She then puts her hand on my left trouser-pocket. Moves it towards the crotch, squeezes, raises her eyebrow then moves to feel the right pocket. She smiles and walks away.

Left standing for a few seconds, snapping out of it, checked pockets, nothing missing.

Missed my line completely there.
 

Ch3tan

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Walking in midday rush today. This woman (in her 35´s, really not bad looking either) approaches me and asks for the time. Looking at my wrists, knowing that it is being repaired I tell her this. She then puts her hand on my left trouser-pocket. Moves it towards the crotch, squeezes, raises her eyebrow then moves to feel the right pocket. She smiles and walks away.

Left standing for a few seconds, snapping out of it, checked pockets, nothing missing.

Missed my line completely there.


hooker.
 

megadave

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Did Seinfeld every get much airtime in the UK? I've never seen it on which is odd since it's so good. Isn't it America's most popular TV show ever?
 

fettoken

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Wouldn't know about UK, but it is back on channel 6 in Sweden. And yeah, I think it has been called that a few times.

Also watched the Larry David one, good stuff as well.
 

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Dolph Lundgren reckon he could have beaten Mike Tyson at his prime

"Sly was a much better boxer than I had expected, but I could have beaten Mike Tyson. I would have to train for such a match, but I would have beat him."

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(Source: http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=du0DAAAAMBAJ&pg=PT12&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false)
 

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I'm watching a downloaded version of The Impossible atm that has hilariously wrong english subtitles. It's a really tense & emotional scene when the tsunami comes crashing in for the first time, the ground is shaking & the parents are desperately looking for the children. Ewan McGreggor's final words as the wave comes crashing in is apparently "Grab my wallet!" :D
 

TdC

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nice dancing. you may be surprised but she could prolly crush you to death with her legs :
 

TdC

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indeed! speaking of spongy, bruised flesh, I must update the fitness thread :)
 

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God I feel old. I remember the days when we all thought Russian women looked like they could crush you to death with their beefy tractor-factory forearms, not their silky pole-dancer thighs.
 

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