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[old.Osy]

View: http://vimeo.com/42995108

 

[Shagrat]

so a new girls started at the place where I work. She's from hungary and is bloody gorgeous.

weirdly she was in a dream I had last night, and wanted me to be her tango partner! I'm hoping this wasn't some kind of vision of the future as im shit at dancing.

and my wife would probably kill me as well, she wasn't too happy in my dream tbh!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Clearly a sign that you should ask her for a threesome with your wife for some horizontal angry sex tango *nod*

 

[Job]

I've been pondering this for some time, I can't have waited 13 billion years just to be me, it's rather obvious that 'I' will be any brain that's working, in fact if there was only one brain in the universe it would be me..or you, that doesn't really matter.
As long is there is a conscious brain working anywhere then it's impossible to be dead, because that brain willl be you, the numbers are irrelevant, 100 billion or one, every one is you, and you can never be dead.

 

[rynnor]

I've been pondering this for some time, I can't have waited 13 billion years just to be me, it's rather obvious that 'I' will be any brain that's working, in fact if there was only one brain in the universe it would be me..or you, that doesn't really matter.
As long is there is a conscious brain working anywhere then it's impossible to be dead, because that brain willl be you, the numbers are irrelevant, 100 billion or one, every one is you, and you can never be dead.

Every so often the universe resets though due to quantum fluctuations - nothing of our current universe will survive the reset.

 

[Shagrat]

I've been pondering this for some time, I can't have waited 13 billion years just to be me, it's rather obvious that 'I' will be any brain that's working, in fact if there was only one brain in the universe it would be me..or you, that doesn't really matter.
As long is there is a conscious brain working anywhere then it's impossible to be dead, because that brain willl be you, the numbers are irrelevant, 100 billion or one, every one is you, and you can never be dead.

you been eating your uncles mushroom risotto again Job?

 

[mooSe_]

 

[Shagrat]

now that's a game I would buy

 

[Job]

Every so often the universe resets though due to quantum fluctuations - nothing of our current universe will survive the reset.

It doesn't have to, nothing of you now remains, you just remember shit that happened to you to be you.
The new 'you' will remember different shit....but it will still always be you....or me

 

[Madmaxx]

bottom paragraph heh

 

[Raven]

If you want to be wrong you can call it aunty if you like but the correct term is lasagne.

I'm suprised the mis-spelling has become so popular - you are by no means alone.

*Surprised

As in "I'm surprised the mis-spelling has become so popular - you are by no means alone."

 

[Ch3tan]

Day off work, thought I'd finally finish max Payne, wait for steam to update game files, update graphics card driver, play for 5 minutes and my psu blows

Damned quality psu's aren't cheap are they? Oh well, I had to remove the cpu fan / heatsink to get the old PSU out. Cleaned everything while I had the chance, installed new PSU, tidied up the cables and re-attached heatsink and fan onto the PSU (forgot how fiddly the damned things are) and now I can play Max Payne again!

On the plus side, system is now running cooler thanks to it's first proper clean out in 5ish odd years, and the new PSU is much quieter than the old. The PC is near silent now.

 

[Ch3tan]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ift-14kg-kettlebell-using-nether-regions.html

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[rynnor]

*Surprised

As in "I'm surprised the mis-spelling has become so popular - you are by no means alone."

Touché

 

[Overdriven]

Kevin Smith has written Clerks 3!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Kevin Smith has written Clerks 3!

Careful, but hopeful.

Wonder if he took porchmonkeys back yet.

 

[Chilly]

Careful, but hopeful.

Wonder if he took porchmonkeys back yet.

It'll be shit. He's turned into a bellend thesedays.

 

[megadave]

Didn't he say he's started writing it, not that it's finished?

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

So they're trying to ban porn, that should go well.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...te-on-EU-ban-on-all-forms-of-pornography.html

 

[old.Tohtori]

It'll be shit. He's turned into a bellend thesedays.

Doesn't really matter, i don't care at all how dickish/bad/rumored people are, just what they produce.

 

[BloodOmen]

So they're trying to ban porn, that should go well.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...te-on-EU-ban-on-all-forms-of-pornography.html

good luck with that one, they can't even stop fucking piracy what on earth makes them so sure they can stop porn.

 

[Bigmac]

So they're trying to ban porn, that should go well.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...te-on-EU-ban-on-all-forms-of-pornography.html

Oh look its a woman trying to ban porn shocker there.

 

[MYstIC G]

Oh look its a woman trying to ban porn shocker there.

£5 says she's a wasp chewing bulldog

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh look its a woman trying to ban porn shocker there.

Even when a good chunk of porn watchers are women

 

[Chilly]

And none of you have read the story. It's not a porn ban you tards.

 

[Bigmac]

And none of you have read the story. It's not a porn ban you tards.

 

[Lamp]

1. I can't get the Airwolf theme out of my head
2. I'm not so sure the Sony Xperia Z is all its cracked up to be
3. Why is it, everytime you need to take a monster poo, 5 seconds beforehand, someone goes in there?