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[old.Tohtori]

 

[Job]

We'll see, Microshite have put a theme on win7 and called it win8, it's an unholy pile of botched shite, not unlike Nokia's first touchscreen efforts..need I say more.

 

[dysfunction]

Don't use the theme then! Simples.

 

[old.Tohtori]

dysfunction, you're understanding it wrong. See if i don't like cabbage stew, i expect the chef to make my cabbage stew taste like a freshly squeezed beef steak from between the thighs of milla jovovich.

 

[dysfunction]

Ah yes well I too would be disappointed if my cabbage stew didn't taste like that!

 

[Aoami]

 

[CorNokZ]

http://gizmodo.com/5977205/why-the-...ve-never-ever-been-faked-the-definitive-proof

Something for Lamp and other space nuts

 

[Zarjazz]

Me and Deebs had a posh fry-up for lunch but the southern lightweight refused his black pudding saying it was "horrifying". Heathen! You can't beat good black-pud.

 

[Raven]

I found that when I lived in the south, bunch of fairies.

 

[Gwadien]

Time to take the middle ground!

Infact, as midlander, am I a northerner or a southerner?

Where does my allegiance lay?

*Searches Henry VIIIs Northern Rebellion*

 

[Edmond]

People like you work for Microshite and that's why everyone is going to fuck them off.
I just downloaded it for FFS as an end user and the icon doesn't appear in Microshites own OS!!!
It just beggars belief.

Easy there, it was a simple question i was asking you, dont get your knickers in a twist

 

[Bahumat]

Me and Deebs had a posh fry-up for lunch but the southern lightweight refused his black pudding saying it was "horrifying". Heathen! You can't beat good black-pud.

Black Pudding is the best! I had it once in Edinburgh and it was miles better than what we get down here (London)

 

[Raven]

Time to take the middle ground!

Infact, as midlander, am I a northerner or a southerner?

Where does my allegiance lay?

*Searches Henry VIIIs Northern Rebellion*

I am a midlander too. Southerners are a bunch of fairies and Northerners are a bunch of slack jawed inbreds. Easy.

 

[Edmond]

Me and Deebs had a posh fry-up for lunch but the southern lightweight refused his black pudding saying it was "horrifying". Heathen! You can't beat good black-pud.

Fucking racist cunt

 

[rynnor]

Time to take the middle ground!

Infact, as midlander, am I a northerner or a southerner?

You are where we fight - call yourself collateral damage

 

[DaGaffer]

Me and Deebs had a posh fry-up for lunch but the southern lightweight refused his black pudding saying it was "horrifying". Heathen! You can't beat good black-pud.

Next time, tell him its called Biroldo and its actually Italian and he'll scarf it down like its going out of fashion.

 

[Deebs]

Me and Deebs had a posh fry-up for lunch but the southern lightweight refused his black pudding saying it was "horrifying". Heathen! You can't beat good black-pud.

Heathen? It's just fucking vile.

Fucking racist cunt

Fucking white man!

Next time, tell him its called Biroldo and its actually Italian and he'll scarf it down like its going out of fashion.

If it looked like the shit that came with my fryup I still think I would turn it down

 

[CorNokZ]

Fucking white man!

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-GesZaU-k

 

[Edmond]

Next time, tell him its called Biroldo and its actually Italian and he'll scarf it down like its going out of fashion.

Either that or tell him its derived from sambuca, he'll love it

 

[rynnor]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21143199

Which would bring them to the same legal limit as the UK...

 

[mooSe_]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE67ybVy7ig

 

[soze]

There is no such thing as the midlands it is called the capital. Everything inside the M25 is the capital and the middle of the country. You are Northern, Eastern, Southern or Western based on the direction you travel to get inside the M25.

 

[Raven]

I bet you wear salmon shirts.

 

[sayward]

Either that or tell him its derived from sambuca, he'll love it

Tell him it's Spanish and called morcilla. It's much better.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...sses-freeze-faces-school-shuts-falls-52C.html

Spot the REALLY stupid sentence.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[Billargh]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...sses-freeze-faces-school-shuts-falls-52C.html

Spot the REALLY stupid sentence.

"The village is located around 750 metres above sea level, which means that the length of a day varies from 3 hours in December to 21 hours in the summer."

Really?

 

[dysfunction]

It's the daily mail all it's sentences are stupid.

 

[old.Tohtori]

"The village is located around 750 metres above sea level, which means that the length of a day varies from 3 hours in December to 21 hours in the summer."

Really?

Sounds about right. Though the sea level isn't really the daylight deciding factor

 

[Raven]

It does effect it though, by a (random figure pulled from my arse) few minutes.