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[CorNokZ]

perhaps I should allow your peers to decide?

Make a poll or a thread! See if I care!

 

[fettoken]

I got laid.

 

[CorNokZ]

I got laid.

Left hand doesn't count as getting laid mate

 

[Lamp]

I was buggered by my next door neighbour's Alsatian.

lucky bastard

 

[TdC]

Fettokens danish bitch. That's a great title.

ooo tempting!


I was thinking "honorary Finn", but I'm not very creative. I'll make a poll

 

[Lamp]

The average life expectancy for a bomb disposal expert in the 2nd world war was 10 weeks

 

[Laddey]

Cvnt is a good title for Cornokz.


Cvnts are very useful. Everybody loves a cvnt.

 

[fettoken]

Left hand doesn't count as getting laid mate

Both hands then, after sitting on them for 30 minutes?

 

[CorNokZ]

You're so fat, you couldn't even sit on one of them!

 

[fettoken]

You're so fat, you couldn't even sit on one of them!

That makes no sense.. unless.. hmm.. nah

 

[Lamp]

Her cvnt's like a nightclub in Hull

- its the hottest part in town
- its always open
- theres always a crowd of people outside trying to get in

 

[megadave]

YouTube - DANNY DYER GETS PUNCHED! EXCLUSIVE! STRICTLY 16 + AND OVER!

 

[CorNokZ]

Shit! Would love to see that, but Virgin won't let me!

 

[MYstIC G]

perhaps I should allow your peers to decide?

perhaps you should make him pay, like every other ****?

 

[TdC]

well there is that, but messing him about is sooooo gratifying

 

[Cerb]

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, If Bear Grylls could grill bears?

 

[megadave]

None, but the chef in the hotel he stays in could do atleast one.

 

[mooSe_]

FFFFFFUUUU I haven't done any uni work in so long that I can't remember how to do work. I have exams next week but I don't know how to go about revising. What do?

 

[TdC]

drugs. they'll get you back on the straight and narrow in no time.

 

[mooSe_]

That's the method I employed last weekend, sadly I didn't learn much about international relations through it. I do remember explaining some various philosophy related things to my friend though, so I must know something.

 

[Lamp]

I went to school with this guy: Dr. Marc S. Seigar

 

[CorNokZ]

What have you done with your life then Lamp?

 

[Lamp]

Not grown a beard

 

[CorNokZ]

Since I haven't shaved in about a week, I seem to have passed you in life mate .. :/

 

[Lamp]

aye

 

[Cerb]

Id love to find a box set of all the episodes of "animals of farthing wood"

 

[Raven]

Fear the Chinese.

Tactical spade!

YouTube - Chinese Military Shovel WJQ-308 (HQ + Full length)

 

[Thorwyn]

YouTube - Darth Vader's recording for TomTom GPS - behind the scenes

 

[Thorwyn]

fear the chinese.

Tactical spade!

rofl @ 4:00 - 4:10

 

[Thorwyn]

YouTube - This little girl is singing going The Distance by Cake