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[Jupitus]

The beans I had for lunch are working their way out. Just farted and stank the lounge out. My wife is threatening to cut my arse off. Questions

(1) can you actually cut someone's arse off?
(2) is it still possible to live a normal life with no arse?
(3) should I fart on her cornflakes in the morning (assuming I still have an arse)?

Going about it all the wrong way. Screwdriver in belly button is what she needs to know...

 

[Laddey]

Brew a proper, stinky, dirty shitty fart where you can feel the moisture on your asshole.

Put your hand over your asshole, let it go, keep your hand closed then go to put your arm over your wife and slowly let it out under her face.

I've done it before, and i swear it works. I've woken Megan up with it before.

I done it once...and once only.

 

[Lamp]

feel the moisture on your asshole.

WTf :lol:

Call a plumber. Tell him your arse is leaking. He'll put a tap on it

 

[Lamp]

why don't u ever get one of these in a large kinder egg?

"Mummy......whats this?"

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Cerb]

Probably old

YouTube - Dramatic Cupcake Dog - Revelation

 

[Punishment]

What a bitch givf cupcakes

 

[Thorwyn]

White men can´t jump.
Black men can´t score.

The latest worst miss ever - Dirty Tackle - World Soccer Blog - Yahoo! Sports

 

[Lethul]

YouTube - Ian Laperriere Blocks a Shot With His Face - April 22, 2010

kapow!

 

[Lethul]

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[megadave]

purely owned

 

[megadave]

you got the ow bit right

 

[pikeh]

owch

 

[CorNokZ]

YouTube - The Honeymooners ... pow right in the kisser

 

[Bahumat]

His punch technique is second to none!

 

[Thorwyn]

Always obey my commands, protect yourself at all times. I want a clean fight. Touch gloves...

Ex-boxer knocks out pensioners' home nurse - General News - Austrian Times Online News - English Newspaper

 

[megadave]

i want to laugh but the woman has serious head injuries that mean she'll never work again :|

 

[Lamp]

I'm going out for a curry tonight. I'm going to be wearing my special Curry Underpants.

 

[CorNokZ]

So.. Grown-up diapers?

 

[TdC]

LAZERTITS


don't ask. just....don't.

 

[megadave]

this is motherfudging random

YouTube- Scarface School Play

 

[Lamp]

BBC News - US declares oil spill of 'national significance'

 

[Lamp]

Your challenge

use the 2 following phrases somewhere on FHOT tonight

"I haven't had a poo since I got here"

and

"noisy sex with a MILF"

 

[Ch3tan]

Done, too easy.

You should try getting people to say something challenging like "stop putting cheese on my head"

 

[Madmaxx]

lmao !

 

[Cerb]

Just read some of "American psycho" for uni, nearly got sick. So much worse than the movie uke:

 

[fettoken]

Don't you think it is unpleasant when you send an sms to someone not expecting them to send back in a while so you put your phone near, and then get an sms 20 - 30 sec later and jump high due to the sound / vibration. F*cking sms gunslingers.

 

[Urgluf]

Just read some of "American psycho" for uni, nearly got awesome. So much awesomer than the movie

edited for truth

 

[Cerb]

Starving rat in a vagina...really? not for me

 

[fettoken]

My friend read that book when he was 14 or so, and i remember some pieces from it. Not very pleasant. He also read it for school purpouse.