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[Lamp]

Ice hockey would be much better with exploding pucks and sticks with in-built flame-throwers

 

[Lamp]

Fucking LOL

Got a text from a m8 of mine. Saw a brass today down in SE London. She saw a prominent Tory MP last week who wanted her to kill his cat after she had whipped him.

No name, but apparently the MP was a homosexual.

Any ideas?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I like ice hockey but the actual fighting thing is fucking pathetic and typically doesn't happen elsewhere in the world as much as it does in Yankland, it's just to appease chest thumping morons that can't appreciate a physical game without punches.

Ice hockey without fights is much, much better.

 

[old.user4556]

Bitch please, there are fights every week in the EIHL in this country (that clip of Lepine v King was from last year in the UK). I'm off to see Glasgow play Sheffield tonight, I expect to see fists. Hell, they had to stop the game once to clear blood off the ice.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Oh yeah it happens for sure but it's not actively encrouaged in the same way as it is in the NHL.

 

[TdC]

it's just to appease chest thumping morons that can't appreciate a physical game without punches.

that was indeed my first thought. when that guy who smacked the first guy in to the casing got attacked by that dude I was like "woah! wtf?". Then it turns out that's supposed to happen. Still, spectacle and all...

 

[Gwadien]

Don't they actually have people on the team called Enforcers who are the designated team fighter? ;p

 

[Mey]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytVoTYFT08


The guys who fight are there to keep the other team in check to make sure they don't rough up the more skilled players and injury them.

 

[opticle]

One for Scouse

 

[opticle]

 

[Aoami]

anyone watching the hatton fight?

 

[Aoami]

Shame. He looked good for a few rounds in the middle there.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wonder whhy people get so offended when you fart in public. It's not like you can help it. Hide it perhaps, but are you expected to find a dark alleyway just to pass gas?

 

[opticle]

I wonder whhy people get so offended when you fart in public. It's not like you can help it. Hide it perhaps, but are you expected to find a dark alleyway just to pass gas?

I think it's because you can help it and it smells.

If you're elderly people tend to awkwardly overlook it, because you have less choice in the matter.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You can help it to a point, but ot forever and you don't have a 100% control down there

 

[Scouse]

I wonder whhy people get so offended when you fart in public.

Because they're taught to.

Just stand there and go "yep. that was me. drink it in bitches"...

 

[Edmond]

At work if we feel one brewing, its a race to the nearest person and fart next to them so they get the full brunt of it. we then roll around pissing ourselves laughing like a bunch of 5yr olds

 

[Lethul]

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I like ice hockey but the actual fighting thing is fucking pathetic and typically doesn't happen elsewhere in the world as much as it does in Yankland, it's just to appease chest thumping morons that can't appreciate a physical game without punches.

Ice hockey without fights is much, much better.

Agree, im all for strong tackles. But the fighting is pathetic.

 

[old.user4556]

On a pathetic scale of 1 to Drogba rolling around like a fanny pretending to be hurt, how pathetic?

 

[Lethul]

Bitch please, there are fights every week in the EIHL in this country (that clip of Lepine v King was from last year in the UK). I'm off to see Glasgow play Sheffield tonight, I expect to see fists. Hell, they had to stop the game once to clear blood off the ice.

In sweden/finland we dont have enforcers at all. Not in any other european top league either afaik. We tend to prefer hockey to boxing.

 

[Lethul]

Fotballers diving and acting hurt is drogba scale pathetic still prefer football though! This is from a guy that have played hockey activly for 19 years

 

[old.user4556]

There is no enforcer in our team, but it doesn't change the fact that sometimes the gloves are going to come off. That's hockey.

 

[Lethul]

There is no enforcer in our team, but it doesn't change the fact that sometimes the gloves are going to come off. That's hockey.

If the gloves comes off the player gets game misconduct and match penalty in the majority of the leagues

 

[Everz]

 

[Everz]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Because they're taught to.

Just stand there and go "yep. that was me. drink it in bitches"...

Pretty much yeah

Lifting your hand after a fart in the elevator also works, smiling optional.

 

[Cyradix]

Woke up to a strange noise at about 2 am.
Went to check it out and saw a guy with his face pressed against the window trying to see what kind of locks I have on my back door.
It didn't seem to worry him that I saw him. He casually left and even closed the fence gate...
Called to police and according to them burglary is at a high before the holidays.
Guess he was looking for pressies....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Good luck sleeping tonight

 

[opticle]

Woke up to a strange noise at about 2 am.
Went to check it out and saw a guy with his face pressed against the window trying to see what kind of locks I have on my back door.
It didn't seem to worry him that I saw him. He casually left and even closed the fence gate...
Called to police and according to them burglary is at a high before the holidays.
Guess he was looking for pressies....

:/ Get some secruity lights if you don't already have them, and an alarm system ?

 

[fettoken]

Well obviously they will wake someone up unless they are really ninja and knows how to open a lock without making a ruckus. What was he thinking??