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smile!

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18 foot Nile croc has a bite pressure/sq inch of over 6000 lbs. The hyenas only bite at 1000 lbs/sq in. A Hyena can bite through a bowling ball. White sharks and lions bite the same at 600 lbs/ sq in.
 

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you're gonna need a bigger boat.

I like this thread, infact I like this part of the forum.

Oh my god! Get him a beard and pointy hat!!!

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are you kidding? that's all he's wearing!
 

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Have no fear, G, tis my sincere hope that I never see you in just a pointy hat and a beard. I swear it on the life of my banana plant!
 

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so scary how srsly those people take themselves o0
 

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That gives me an idea.

Top trumps with shitty gangsters.

It could also work for African soldiers.
 

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Axil the Able stood in three inches of stagnant water and surveyed one of the most dismal dungeons he had ever been thrown into...30 seconds earlier, he was sitting in front of the ox-roast in that famed haunt of the Occult, The Golden Thurible engaged in his favourite pastime of Wizard-Baiting. What a good story Axil was telling - a new one about Therion, a certain moon creature and a rather gullible Elf - really, the sudden silence of his audience should have warned him. The crowd parted as Therion strode across the floor, dangerous in all his 10 degrees. Therion raised a twig-like index finger and flung Axil several hundred leagues across Graumerphy, into the dungeons beneath the dreary castle called Collodon's Pile. In the dark twilight, Axil tutted - and then took stock. He was, at least, clothed: he carried a large leather pouch, and on a nearby table, there was a book. The title read as follows: The Net of Gugamon - a grimoire : wherein is contained the proper rites for the Convocation of various Demonly Princes, the procurement of lesser spirits, together with sundry workings, conjurations, manifestations, symbols relating to all manner of Astral Phenomena and so on for several more pages, in the rather turgid style thought necessary for such books. Unfortunately, apart from the title, there seemed to be little more than a rather tattered contents page. But they didn't call him Axil the Able for nothing. So, with a flourish, he marched for the door in search of a way out.
 

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Surely there should be paragraphs on that? Hurts my eyes to even read :(

I love you Lamp, please fix it so I can enjoy!
 

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/wave
 

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Just received this via email and thought it fits quite nicely to this thread.

Finally a 419 attempt that´s not from Nigeria!

______________________________________________________________

Hello Dear,

I am John England, an Army contractor attached to the US Army corps of engineers in Iraq. The reason why I’m explaining my findings to you are to seek for your assistance to enable you contributes immensely to the actualization of my dream.

On A great day, I and my group of men under my supervision were alerted on the need of some urgent reconstruction works in Haifa Street, a long thoroughfare of high-rise buildings built and occupied by Saddam Hussein when he was alive here in Baghdad. Immediately we proceeded to the site and as we commence work to our utmost surprise we discovered a huge underground bunker in one of the buildings.

Upon investigation of the bunker to our surprise we discovered one very lager box safely hidden and sealed together with numerous other boxes filled with different item, However I was attracted to the large box which was the only sealed box of them all, I told my men to open the box in order to find out the contents and when they were opened to our amazement the boxes contained US Dollars which amounted to $46M after time was taken to count them in bundles and rolls.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have the money to our selves, they all agreed to the plan, I wisely took the decision for us to share the money between our selves right there in the room to avoid suspicion in moving the very large box and that led me to having US$10.2 Million (US$10,200,000) as my own share of the money after which I concealed it in one box and decided to get the money out of the country but first I hid the money in a safe and untraceable location.

I am now in desperate need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses here. I cannot leave the boxes here in Iraq like most of my men have foolishly done due to many reasons one of which is because Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday and a full blown civil war among Shiites and Sunni Iraq may start any moment.

I assure and promise to give you 14% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal. The basis for this email is to convince you of the originality of this proposal coming from me, because from all intents and purposes, my situation has reached such a stage that if I do not act fast, somebody else will definitely make a move to profit in this venture that I would have actually benefited from. In as much as I would have wanted to benefit alone, its actually impossible to do this because as an army contractor employee, I can only facilitate the movement of this funds from the? Inside, while, a trusted partner like you handles the? Outside? Angle of it by claiming and receiving this on my behalf.

Therefore, my getting in touch with you is of great importance.
Sincerely
John England
 

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frigging lol at that ChatRoulette thing :D

around 1.50 the two guys: one's cracking up, the other has his "I'm totally wanking to this shit later" face on o0o0o0
 

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