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[Uara]

Got bitten in the night on the end of a finger. Bloody insects. As if there wasn't enough of me to dine on, it chews on my finger!

I got bitten about 4 times on my left arm during the night. No where else on my body! They obviously thought that was the tastiest part of me. Never used to be bitten by the fuckers but now it's all change.

 

[cHodAX]

Got bitten in the night on the end of a finger. Bloody insects. As if there wasn't enough of me to dine on, it chews on my finger!

Could be worse, could have been your bellend.

 

[Tuthmes]

 

[mooSe_]

http://www.just-whatever.com/2007/11/02/make-pancakes-like-a-crack-head/

 

[megadave]

bahaha

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/cas/3149777857.html

 

[gohan]

You contacted her yet?

 

[Raven]

It's TDC

 

[Gwadien]

Just got back from Greece, no wonder their country is in the shit, I hate having to wipe my arse and put tissue in a fucking bin, it's disgusting.

 

[eksdee]

http://apps.facebook.com/theguardia...-olympic-bell-video?fb_source=other_multiline

Amashing.

 

[Raven]

Can you give us the just of it? Don't really want to use the guardian ap or facebook.

From the link info it's something like this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19011788

It's all going wrong!

 

[caLLous]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19001529

Probably the little iplayer clip in that article.

 

[Lamp]

Hmm...a boy on a trampoline and cyclists with fairy wings strapped to them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19000273

Just as long as it doesn't have Ken Livingstone making a speech, I'll watch it

 

[Lamp]

We need to get a new set of bathroom scales. Only one digit on the LED is working (and no, its not the battery). Apparently I weigh 1 stone. My brother-in-law's round my house too. He also weighs 1 stone...or 8 kilograms...so...

Anyone bought a set recently they can recommend?

 

[cHodAX]

 

[Lamp]

Indiana Jones & Crystal Skull should never have been made. I really tried to enjoy it, but alas, no. Utter pants. Ford's Indiana looked way too old for the role. Sean Connery (who's got 15 years on Ford) would have made a better protagonist. The dialogue was flat, the plot downright silly (the most ridiculous being surviving a nuke blast in a fridge), and Cate Blanchett's Russian accent was awful. The acting was poor & lifeless. The whole movie looked tired. Please, Mr Lucas/Spielberg, don't make anymore. I can watch Raiders of the Lost Ark 200 times, and enjoy every viewing. I can never say the same for this movie. An hour into my 2nd viewing, and I just can't watch anymore.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'm pretty much refusing to watch it.

I have no desire to watch a rape.

 

[old.user4556]

It's truly awful, almost slapstick.

 

[Deebs]

Bloody housework. Spent 30 mins wiggling our monster fridge out cos the Mrs wanted to clean behind it. Why, FFS? And the rest of the kitchen needed a clean, apparently...

Pic of our fridge:

Nice kitchen Lamp, here is a simple test for you, point out the cooker....

 

[Deebs]

Stock photo my arse lol

Here's one of the fridge on its own:

...and there are no dildos next to the loo fyi !

Post it note with FreddysHouse written on it else it is not real. You know the rules ffs.

 

[Deebs]

Guaranteed to annoy the fucking tits off you. I think this guy might have an account here actually.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pxeab79C2KI

His account could be old.Tohtori ?

 

[Edmond]

 

[cHodAX]

Indiana Jones & Crystal Skull should never have been made. I really tried to enjoy it, but alas, no. Utter pants. Ford's Indiana looked way too old for the role. Sean Connery (who's got 15 years on Ford) would have made a better protagonist. The dialogue was flat, the plot downright silly (the most ridiculous being surviving a nuke blast in a fridge), and Cate Blanchett's Russian accent was awful. The acting was poor & lifeless. The whole movie looked tired. Please, Mr Lucas/Spielberg, don't make anymore. I can watch Raiders of the Lost Ark 200 times, and enjoy every viewing. I can never say the same for this movie. An hour into my 2nd viewing, and I just can't watch anymore.

Anything with Shia LeBouf in is destined to be utter dogshit, he fucking ruined that movie and it wasn't good to start with.

 

[Lamp]

OK, hands up, who thinks building a ladder to the moon is a good idea?

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=20446.0#top

 

[Deebs]

OK, hands up, who thinks building a ladder to the moon is a good idea?

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=20446.0#top

Stop being an ignorant cunt and take a pic of your fridge with a post it note or your missus with FreddysHouse. Do not fucking ignore the requests. Cunt.

 

[Lamp]

Have another drink

 

[Lamp]

I'll upload a couple tomorrow. Going to watch Danny Boyle's opening now.

 

[eksdee]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBM7i84BThE

 

[Punishment]

Mmm chips

 

[Raven]

I'll upload a couple tomorrow. Going to watch Danny Boyle's opening now.

It's shite.

 

[Gwadien]

It was impressive, at the start with the Industrial Revolution & stuff, after that, it went down hill...