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[Job]

What did you missus do to do the torch run?

She runs a non profit running group for the layydees and is the top unpaid fundraiser for the local jospice and she goes every year to a school in Tanzania which she raised the funds to build.
So I guess she kinda earned it. Makes me look like a useless turd.

 

[Cadelin]

Makes me look like a useless turd.

Don't be so hard on yourself, you achieve that all by yourself!

 

[Gwadien]

Did she get to keep the torch?

 

[Job]

Yup, 200 quid it was, though she's allready charging 2 quid a photy for charity.

 

[Gwadien]

Yup, 200 quid it was, though she's allready charging 2 quid a photy for charity.

She had to buy the torch? :S

Pretty decent retirement package though... sell that in what 30 years time? - it'll be worth a bit, give some to charity, keep some for yourself

 

[TdC]

stumbled across a random minecraft vid. I have no idea what this guy is on about 0o


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yV6h10P03nA

 

[Lamp]

Fuck that, i'm down 69gb's worth of boobies, and i wanna know where they've gone?

You forgot to mention your 2TB external drive. Full of ( . Y . )

 

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old but funny ;p

 

[old.Tohtori]

 

[old.Tohtori]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S4DZ_aWNuU


The, f*ck?

 

[Lamp]

How come I'm not seeing my reviews appear on the Android Market (or Google Play as its now known)?

Just installed a superfunky new widget. Brand new. Only 5 reviews. Added my review from my phone. Refreshed to check my review. Zippo. Nothing.

Whats the matter with my reviews? They got Ebola or something?

 

[Lamp]

Edit: Wierd. I can see my comment in Windows, but not the phone app.

 

[TdC]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S4DZ_aWNuU


The, f*ck?

it's in Dutch. apparently, the guy in the bad shirt is an "artist", and the cat is his. It got killed by a car, and he kept it in his freezer until his super-artist-powers kicked in, and he decided to turn the dead cat in to a helicopter. He enjoys flying the embalmed cat so much that he claims he wants to make other things fly as well, with his ultimate goal being a blue whale.

 

[Job]

I don't like google play one bit .it's awful, bring back the original,I've gone from looking at apps every day,to about once a fortnight.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dutch.

That kind of explains -everything-

 

[Job]

i love the bit where he flips the back open to access the controls.

 

[Job]

Oh Emma.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...n-lights-red-carpet-structured-minidress.html

 

[old.Tohtori]

A minidress on a woman is news these days?

 

[TdC]

she left her boobs at home?

 

[Job]

Emma Watson is an island of class in a sea of dross and I for one am waiting for my chance to berth.

 

[old.user4556]

No tits and too skinny. She looks pre puberty, still like a child.

Each to their own though.

 

[Job]

Yeah I just don't do

fat and old.

 

[TdC]

I hear she really likes Blade Runner though

 

[old.user4556]

She looks about 15.

 

[Gwadien]

She's hot, but I only think that's because most people have the comparison of the first Harry Potter in their minds.

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18280000

My advice to women? Deal with it.

Ever since I was 18 and joined the world of internet gaming / forums I've been verbally abused (along with 99% of gamers) one way or another. She should join FH and see how long she lasts .

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, sexist article really. We've been taking abuse for ages and by jove we LIKE it!

They really should check some of the real female gamers and how they diss out what they recieve, most of them can out-flame any basic 15 year old xboxer

 

[Aoami]

there are some totes hilair ones in that fat ugly.or slutty site