Help ! FH Tech doctors. I've just eaten a sandwich over my keyboard and there's loads of breadcrumbs between the keys
Do I
(1) Turn the keyboard upside down and bang the crumbs out
(2) Eat bits of keyboard in the hope that at least some of the crumbs get eaten
(3) Cover keyboard with cheese and grill
(4) Watch McGyver until my eyes bleed
(5) Rip the keyboard out the computer, whack a traffic warden with it, go down the pub, get pissed, buy a new keyboard, watch porn, get a chinese take-out, watch more porn, whack off, get high, hire a hooker, get loaded on whisky before banging my next door neighbour's wife