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[old.Tohtori]

Be careful, Wij might come in and say it's fake or something

Love you Wij

 

[Lamp]

Never raise your hands to your children...


...you leave your bollocks unprotected.

 

[Gwadien]

Never raise your hands to your children...


...you leave your bollocks unprotected.

I hate it when children try to run through you, and don't stop when they hit you, thinking it still may be possible.

 

[Cyradix]

Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Dawgs... So I...

 

[Wij]

Never raise your hands to your children...


...you leave your bollocks unprotected.

I know

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/not-the-best-fathers-day.245862/

 

[Olgaline]

This should make some think twice
http://jp.dk/jptv/nyheder_forbrug/biler/article2702473.ece

 

[megadave]

hahahah


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOyee_-L73c

 

[megadave]

oh my daiz, hahah, so insane.

 

[caLLous]

Beaten by Toht. How does that make you feel?

 

[megadave]

i dont care, bitches be crazy

 

[Lamp]

Had my first piano lesson in years tonight. First thing she said when she opened the door: "My you're big arent you"

 

[caLLous]

Why did you have your cock out ffs. Etiquette Lamp, etiquette.

 

[Lamp]

I got confused. She said come over ready to play and we'll see what you're like. Pff. Russian birds.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Pff. Russian birds.

http://www.birdlist.org/russia.htm

 

[caLLous]

Driver jailed for using bus 'as weapon' against cyclist

Slightly extreme reaction. :|

(the driver I mean, not the sentence)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Those cunts outside St. Pauls have to move now. \o/

About time. They weren't achieving anything other than making the area a complete shithole.

 

[Lamp]

The church was partly to blame. They let em in in the first place. Should have gone all Henry VIII on their arses & flamethrowered the lot of em. Damn hippies: get a haircut!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Partly but not really IMO. They're Christians after all. They're supposed to be looking out for the people.

The protesters should have moved on themselves when it became apparent that they were taking advantage and negatively affecting the church and the area around it. Instead they just laughed it off and continued to piss in the streets/gardens. Will be so nice walking back around there without the whole place being fenced off, with security and nervous looking tourists.

 

[Lamp]

Thanks goodness Parliament Sq is virtually back to normal. Drove past it today. There's one or two protest structures left (I think these were the original ones - dating back to Brian Haw) - why can't they get rid of them legally? I have no problems with ppl protesting, but not in world heritage sites. Such an eyesore. There won't be any of that shit at the Olympics...hopefully!. They won't want loads of dirty hippies going round the world on ppl's TV sets. Not to mention the tight security they'll want to maintain around the area.

 

[Billargh]

Ever wonder how condoms are made?

http://gizmodo.com/5887448/watch-ho...-tested-and-electrified#.T0ZiKBh5dTY.facebook

 

[old.user4556]

"these definitely aren't your grandad's condoms"

Thank fuck.

Hate condoms.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It does make me wonder why so many men sleep around. Don't see the point if you're not getting anything from it due to those idiotic (but fairly socially useful) things.

 

[old.user4556]

Could explain the STD and teen pregnancy situation in the UK.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Because this is FAR TOO IMPORTANT for the console thread:

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/02/23/jet-set-radio-is-segas-next-dreamcast-to-xbla-psn-game/

FUCK YES

FUCK YES

 

[Zarjazz]

Those cunts outside St. Pauls have to move now. \o/

I'm extra glad as I just moved into that area.

Having to walk passed the unwashed masses of tent living scum to get to my local M&S .... the horror!

 

[Lamp]

Sir Richard Branson wins rights to richardbranson.xxx

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17140357

 

[Lamp]

MP arrested after punch-up in Commons bar
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17136209

 

[Lamp]

http://www.ted.com/talks/lucianne_walkowicz_look_up_for_a_change.html

 

[Cerb]

This was a group I just saw as a possible "like" on FB (disclaimer I think I have liked about 5 things ever and I hate people who do but I saw this one)

"We all know a sarah who's a fukin cunt who tinks she's class and tinks everyone loves her well she's a cunt the biggest cunt going. .... Sarah = bitch !"

wait can I un-hyperlink it?

 

[Aoami]

Spoiler

NSFW drawing