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[CorNokZ]

Let's look at the clues Mr. Watson:

1) She's one heavy load
2) She drops a pint of mayo into her salads along with 1kg of maccaroni and a full cup of sugar
3) She hardly uses any veggies compared to the size of the salad
4) She has troubles breathing after opening a bag of shredded carrots

I can't seem to find any connection in this mess!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nope!!

Fine then. No reason to dig deeper.

Let's look at the clues Mr. Watson:

1) She's one heavy load
2) She drops a pint of mayo into her salads along with 1kg of maccaroni and a full cup of sugar
3) She hardly uses any veggies compared to the size of the salad
4) She has troubles breathing after opening a bag of shredded carrots

I can't seem to find any connection in this mess!!

Yes, she's fat. Yes, it's a possibility she eats more then should of the salad. No, the mayo amount is not too much in that amount of that type of salad(should taste before fully judging myself). That type of salad has less veggies then pasta/sauce.

It all comes down to this;

Did people judge it because of the volume and that size fo the woman, or did they even stop to think of how that salad would be in a smaller portion or even how that type of salad is usually used with food?

I'm thinking, all they saw was "fatty uses mayo, makes big bowl" and that's that.

The reason i'm pointing out this, is because too often people here go "you shouldn't judge like that" and bam, here comes this and it's a-ok to free fire.

 

[CorNokZ]

It's 75% dressing 25% other stuff! She eats it WITH A FUCKING SPOON!!

We have italian salads aswell here in Denmark, but it has no where near as much dressing as her "salad" does

 

[fettoken]

I dont see why anything else is worth discussing rather than the fact that she puts precious sugar into a salad. Heresy... burn the witch!! *waves lantern and pitchfork*

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's 75% dressing 25% other stuff! She eats it WITH A FUCKING SPOON!!

We have italian salads aswell here in Denmark, but it has no where near as much dressing as her "salad" does

She tastes the salad with a spoon, if she tasted it with a fork, wouldn't make a difference.

I taste chili, sauce, soups, mashed taters with a spoon. No difference.

It's not 75% dressing either, with the vinegar and mayo compared to the large amount of pasta/veggies, it's nearer to 50/50. The classic italian salad(here) is quite heavily based in dressing and very low in veggies and no one would say it's "disgusting".

I do still think, which people will quickly say ney to, is that the fact that she is fat makes the food seem different.

If it was a smaller quantity of the salad in a regular cooking show, it would be nothing special.

 

[CorNokZ]

okay toht

still uses 1:1 ratio of pasta and mayo

 

[old.Tohtori]

okay toht

still uses 1:1 ratio of pasta and mayo

Would still be less then in that sort of salads

 

[Calaen]

Yes, she's fat. Yes, it's a possibility she eats more then should of the salad. No, the mayo amount is not too much in that amount of that type of salad(should taste before fully judging myself). That type of salad has less veggies then pasta/sauce.

It all comes down to this;

Did people judge it because of the volume and that size fo the woman, or did they even stop to think of how that salad would be in a smaller portion or even how that type of salad is usually used with food?

I'm thinking, all they saw was "fatty uses mayo, makes big bowl" and that's that.

The reason i'm pointing out this, is because too often people here go "you shouldn't judge like that" and bam, here comes this and it's a-ok to free fire.

No salad is ever out portioned by the dressing, Unless your a big fuck off fat bastard!!! What fucking tree did you fall from?

One table spoon, of Mayonaise is more than enough for a full persons salad, not a quarter of a jar, she's a big assed fat mother fucking bitch, end of story, don't try telling me she has a thyroid problem, she'll eat everything she see's then eats it's mother for desert!!!!


You don't have to taste it to pass judgement either. The quantities that she mixed were fucked up, in no normal place would that be acceptable.

 

[mooSe_]

fuck!

 

[CorNokZ]

YouTube- Den Store Samling af Misforstået Sangtekster - DJ AzeZarH

There's a danish bit at the end you won't get, but I lol'd quite hard at some of them

 

[old.Tohtori]

No salad is ever out portioned by the dressing, Unless your a big fuck off fat bastard!!! What fucking tree did you fall from?

One table spoon, of Mayonaise is more than enough for a full persons salad, not a quarter of a jar, she's a big assed fat mother fucking bitch, end of story, don't try telling me she has a thyroid problem, she'll eat everything she see's then eats it's mother for desert!!!!


You don't have to taste it to pass judgement either. The quantities that she mixed were fucked up, in no normal place would that be acceptable.

Like i said, try to broaden your culunary circle. There are several salads that aren't just "lettuce and vinegar". That isn't a full persons salad either, it's a bowl for a good sized family, maybe two dinners even as it stayes well.

The quantities aren't f*cked up, they are quite right for that salad type. It's a side salad for example for taters and steak, quite good exactly, size matters none.

Try to drop the judgement and learn abut things outside your own belly.

 

[Lollie]

That is the most disturbing and disgusting thing I've ever seen on the internet!*

*not including 2guys1hammer.. That was fucked up! :/

heh i read that as 2guys1hamster, have to say it perked my curiosity

 

[mooSe_]

YouTube- Den Store Samling af Misforstået Sangtekster - DJ AzeZarH

There's a danish bit at the end you won't get, but I lol'd quite hard at some of them

lolllll cant rep

edit: and you mean 3 guys 1 hammer corN?

 

[CorNokZ]

Yeah, but seeing as it's only 2 guys using the hammer it was named there after

 

[mooSe_]

I've always seen it named as 3 guys 1 hammer :S

 

[Lamp]

just watched the History Boys. Good movie

 

[Cerb]

House of C'mons - CollegeHumor video

 

[mooSe_]

lololol "unlike rosa parks, your mum loves it in the back of the bus"



YouTube- Play Haley Off, Keyboard Cat

 

[Ch3tan]

Damn, I missed SaladGate.

 

[BloodOmen]

House of C'mons - CollegeHumor video

lollolol

 

[Calaen]

Like i said, try to broaden your culunary circle. There are several salads that aren't just "lettuce and vinegar". That isn't a full persons salad either, it's a bowl for a good sized family, maybe two dinners even as it stayes well.

The quantities aren't f*cked up, they are quite right for that salad type. It's a side salad for example for taters and steak, quite good exactly, size matters none.

Try to drop the judgement and learn abut things outside your own belly.

Good sized family are you shitting me?? she is the size of a fucking house, and like I said you can bleat on about it all you want, it's not normal in any culunary circle.

I have eaten at the scummiest and most pleasant restaurants around and I aint never seen a side dish with that much shit in.

No you have not Ch3t

 

[Ch3tan]

Stop quoting the troll for gods sake, it's not as fun if I have to actually see what he posts rather than just guess.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stop quoting the troll for gods sake, it's not as fun if I have to actually see what he posts rather than just guess.

Troll, yeeeah. How very mature of you to keep throwing insults while supposedly "ignoring" me :lol:

Little kid. nothing more *hands a teddy*

Calaen, i can see how it would seem like an irregular thing if you haven't eaten that type of meal addition salad.

 

[Takhasis]

Troll, yeeeah. How very mature of you to keep throwing insults while supposedly "ignoring" me :lol:

Little kid. nothing more *hands a teddy*

Calaen, i can see how it would seem like an irregular thing if you haven't eaten that type of meal addition salad.

OMG Old.Tohtori is still alive :lol:

 

[old.Tohtori]

OMG Old.Tohtori is still alive :lol:

Dispite some peoples wishes, aye, alive and kicking

 

[CorNokZ]

>My face when Thakasis appeared out of fucking nowhere

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Aoami]

:|:|:|:|

 

[old.Tohtori]

Move your loaded weapon back and forth...hmm...sounds familiar

 

[BloodOmen]

Deleted "Twilight" Sex Scene - CollegeHumor video