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[Jupitus]

What about the rest of us? Put one on for me you lazy bum! And don't forget my Wagon Wheel!

... and don't let it be one of them new, small titchy ones... proper old skool big waggon wheels, ya varmit!!!

*gums*

 

[Tuthmes]

What about the rest of us? Put one on for me you lazy bum! And don't forget my Wagon Wheel!

There ya go Lamp!

 

[Lamp]

Ah. Those were the days. When Wagon Wheels were as big as your head, and curly wirleys were twice as wide and double in length. Oh, and E numbers *drool*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What the fuck?!

57. Hank Shermann & Michael Denner (MERCYFUL FATE)

Why do two totally different guitarists, with totally different styles and sounds count as one person just because they played in the same band? And also, 57!?!?!?! Denner is a fucking god and was IMO miles ahead of Shermann.

 

[JingleBells]

 

[Aoami]

What the fuck?!

57. Hank Shermann & Michael Denner (MERCYFUL FATE)

Why do two totally different guitarists, with totally different styles and sounds count as one person just because they played in the same band? And also, 57!?!?!?! Denner is a fucking god and was IMO miles ahead of Shermann.

get me a copy of FM2012 in the next 24 hours and i'll get him to sign one of his records for you, he owns a shop just down the road.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

A copy on release might be possible, but never before hand. Even if it were possible we're Steam only this year so you wouldn't be able to activate!

 

[eksdee]

 

[caLLous]

classy girl!

 

[Lamp]

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a Cunt Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height(12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

 

[Tuthmes]

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

That´s called cheating in my book.

 

[Nate]

42.7 mph semen, lol.

 

[CorNokZ]

Talk about blowing her brains out!

Source Lamp?

 

[Lollie]

That´s called cheating in my book.

wonder how many FH'ers will now google her

 

[CorNokZ]

wonder how many FH'ers will now google her

I did and when I saw the pictures on Google I thought to myself "Not really surprised by the looks of her/them"(could be anyone of them really )

 

[megadave]

A copy on release might be possible, but never before hand. Even if it were possible we're Steam only this year so you wouldn't be able to activate!

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

steam can suck a dick

 

[caLLous]

 

[Gwadien]

Floppy music DUO - Imperial march - YouTube

 

[CorNokZ]

"change to disk 7 of 10 please"

 

[Huntingtons]

get me a copy of FM2012 in the next 24 hours and i'll get him to sign one of his records for you, he owns a shop just down the road.

which shop is that? route 666? :O

 

[Everz]

A copy on release might be possible, but never before hand. Even if it were possible we're Steam only this year so you wouldn't be able to activate!

fu and your steam bs.

:|..

 

[old.Tohtori]

Swearwords make you go to hell, right? And hell has no fun, right? Swearing is fun, so there's no swearing in hell.

Seems ass backwards.

 

[Aoami]

which shop is that? route 666? :O

beat bop near the round tower

 

[Job]

 

[Calaen]

That's a pretty shitty makeup job, you can see her skin colour behind the yellow teeth!

 

[Job]

Wall Street Mocks Protesters By Drinking Champagne 2011 - YouTube

 

[Gwadien]

Wall Street Mocks Protesters By Drinking Champagne 2011 - YouTube

Damn hippies

 

[Lamp]

29° in London today. 30 tomorrow. Loving it

(84 - 86F)

 

[old.user4556]

It was 27 up where I am, proper scorchio.

Oh and:

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You know you want it.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yes I do but fucking hell that's expensive