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[Cerb]

I just applied for a job at National Geographic television. I would give my left nut for a job there...god I hope they call me back!

 

[caLLous]

Good luck. I hope you get the job AND get to keep both of your nuts. ;-) what would you be doing there?

 

[TdC]

 

[old.user4556]

My favourite is:

 

[CorNokZ]

Do I win?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I just got:

"why is" ... a raven like a writing desk

"why does" ... my mom turn me on

"was" ... hitler jewish

 

[megadave]

people are odd

My Mom's Breasts. : Sexual Addiction Forum

 

[old.user4556]

Wow, Freud would have a field day there.

I understand the breast obsession though, I just can't get enough of them. Non my mum's however, fuck sake .

 

[old.Tohtori]

Breasts are breasts, family doesn't come into it

"I'm not attracted to you, just those things" i think is perfectly fine. Not that it's, umm, polite?, but still.

 

[Job]

Well yes, incest has been invented by society, cos it seems a bit odd, it doesn't result in deformed babies, that's just urban myth.
Most men have probably been attracted to their daughters at some point, animals do it without a single thought, but we do have a society to keep together and it's not good for anyone.

 

[Ormorof]

actually incest being bad is not just an urban myth, we all have gaps in our genes, these are filled in by someone who doesnt have the gaps = healthy baby

if you have kids with your relative there is a chance that the gaps will be in the same place = sick baby

it is a chance, but if your kids future is at stake are you willing to risk it?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Well yes, incest has been invented by society, cos it seems a bit odd, it doesn't result in deformed babies, that's just urban myth.

You are incredibly stupid if you think that's true. (It being a myth that is.)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well deformed babbies aside, it's still titties and nothing more

Even sexing your mummy dearest would be, well, technically and evolutionally ok as long as you don't poop out mutated cows.

 

[old.user4556]

*face in hands, shaking head at the same time*

No way did you just say that Toht.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Technically and evolutionally, i never said anything about morally and socially

 

[old.user4556]

Aye but still....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Open your mind man, don't be so constricted by the man...man

But technically and evolutionally i am right

 

[old.user4556]

It's the associated mentle imaging. No need .

 

[old.Tohtori]

Check your title, i think you've got your mental images all sorted

 

[old.user4556]

That was forced upon me by the nasally well endowed one .

 

[old.Tohtori]

Your sister was forced on you?

*runs*

 

[old.user4556]

Anyway, back to random spam.

I'm following Avy Scott (porn star, like I needed to explain it) on Twitter - she TwitPics some odd stuff, like a picture with her ass out in a Starbuck's toilet, or the view she sees from a porn set. Plenty booby and bum pics.

 

[Job]

old enough to remember?
Welcome to Rapido Television - The Home Of Eurotrash

 

[old.user4556]

I loved Eurotrash, was the only wank material on the TV before Channel 5 pornos.

 

[Ormorof]

i loved eurotrash, especially the dodgy voice overs when they had clips of german porn stars! hah

 

[megadave]

eurotrash was great as teenage wanking material but all the weird shit they had on there did sort of make it awkward

 

[sarasin]

eurotrash was great as teenage wanking material but all the weird shit they had on there did sort of make it awkward

You mean the Romeo Cleaners put you off your stroke? There was some wierd shit on there for sure.

 

[Lamp]

lol Eurotrash. I remember that. Antoine de Caunes was hillarious.

 

[Aph3x]

You had to be mega fast with your wanking to Eurotrash, if you got a hot naked girl rolling around in baby oil you were lucky and didnt ever know how long you'd have until she was replaced by a fat German with a freaky moustache!

 

[megadave]

i generally waited until the 11pm channel 5 movie, soft-core erotica