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[Lamp]

The worlds fastest non stop talker: my accountant. I don't think he drew a single breath in the 90 minutes I was with him today....I kept looking at his tie as he yapped on. The tie was plain blue. It was that boring. When I came out I was bamboozled. I felt like I'd been rogered by the cast of Watership Down.

 

[Aoami]

i wish i had the need for an accountant

 

[BloodOmen]

http://gif.artige.no/store/1515.gif

 

[old.user4556]

‪Jim Jefferies - Foreplay‬‏ - YouTube

That was hilarious and so fucking true. I showed it to my mrs.

 

[Lamp]

BBC News - Chimpanzee looks after tiger cubs in Thai zoo

 

[TdC]

That was hilarious and so fucking true. I showed it to my mrs.

I totally agree

 

[Vladamir]

Bit old but still

Japan: three months after the quake - The Big Picture - Boston.com

 

[Lamp]

incredible pics

 

[old.user4556]

It's a great site.

I especially like this article with photos from Bradford:

World's Most Dangerous Countries for Women - The Big Picture - Boston.com

 

[Cyradix]

 

[Lamp]

nice

 

[Lamp]

Just had fun designing some sneakers:

Converse - Chuck Taylor, Jack Purcell, Basketball Shoes, Design Your Own Converse Shoes

 

[Lamp]

Oh Lord, have you seen the newest member of the Dragon's Den panel? She really is a dragon.

 

[Punishment]

I'd hit it

 

[caLLous]

Like, literally? :\

 

[Lamp]

seriously, watch bbc2 now. Its like Frankenstein's monster.

 

[Ch3tan]

Even better in HD Lamp

 

[Ch3tan]

great stuff : BBC - BBC Two Programmes - Oz and Hugh Raise the Bar, Episode 3

 

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great stuff : BBC - BBC Two Programmes - Oz and Hugh Raise the Bar, Episode 3

ah, ill have to watch that,

loved the show with Oz and James hehe

 

[Cadelin]

seriously, watch bbc2 now. Its like Frankenstein's monster.

She has had a stroke, so half of her face is paralyzed.

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah, the beeb have an article up about her, pretty interesting life.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Finnish comedian about English doors opening in(paraphrased due to bleh);

So i asked why the doors open in at the bar toilets, instead of out as in Finland, and someone said that if the lock in the bar toilet is broken, you can keep the door shut with your foot.

In Finland if the lock is broken, someone comes and f*cking fixes it.

 

[Ormorof]

hehe true, my gf complains everytime we are in the UK or Ireland how its weird that the doors open inwards

i had never really thought about it before coming to finland, i agree that it is an advantage the it can be kept closed with feet, in case of faulty locks or plain forgetting to lock it (a common problem in UK pub toilets!)

of course some places you are lucky if there is a door at all, and frankly you would get hippogonasyphilaids from sitting down on the toilets even if there is a door...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Also it's rather convinient that if the door is broken and you're taking a piss, no one will push the door to your back and make you have a piss-explosion all over the place

 

[Ormorof]

pfft if you are standing having a piss its your own fault, just use a urinal! or a bush!

 

[Ch3tan]

Piss sitting down if using a toilet, or use a urinal. I love the signs in German public toilets telling you not to piss standing up in cubicles

 

[old.Tohtori]

Single troth accomodating three at max(too close for comfort)and two stalls(usual layout) isn't exactly a freedom of choice at times

Using the outside for a piss isn't, funnily enough, that socially acceptable around here. Not unless you're having a "puistokalja", aka beers at the park.

About sitting for pissing? I still haven't developed my ladybits to do that

Buuuut, as said, not a problem in Finland. Can piss in peace no matter what. Land of the free, eat your f*cking heart out.

 

[TdC]

Also it's rather convinient that if the door is broken and you're taking a piss, no one will push the door to your back and make you have a piss-explosion all over the place

so you want someone pushing your door in while you're having a piss? dirty bugger 0o

 

[Ormorof]

aaah but peeing while drunk is all about uncomfortableness while standing shoulder to shoulder with your fellow man

Finns do have a strange sense of personal space, basically if you are within 2 metres you are too close! (though this is reduced by alcohol)

compare that to say, standing in a supermarket in france when they practically try to stand on top of you, sober or not!

 

[Ch3tan]

Peeing and supermarket shopping are not things that should ever be compared mate