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You can learn a lot from the Internet
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Of course, you line up apple 1 and the knife to take 1/3rd of the apple, and the second apple to take the same, and then everyone gets 2/3rds of an apple.

Then you take the knife, and stab OJ :)
 
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Embattle said:
Seems he can't help himself:

www.bbc.co.uk

Twitter condemned by UN and EU over reporters’ ban

The United Nations joins the EU in warning Elon Musk over a "disturbing" move to suspend journalists.
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I do not understand how people believe he is a genius. He is not designing or building code/cars/rockets but the engineers working for the company. Twitter is basically his personal playground right now. Upset Elon The Great = get banned. Praise Elon The Great = Get a reply. Fucking cunt.
 
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I thought it was a private company and he could do whatever he liked? :)

At least he's consistent - bannded the lad from doxxing him, journo's pick it up and doxx him, so he bans them too.
 
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Scouse said:
I thought it was a private company and he could do whatever he liked? :)

At least he's consistent - bannded the lad from doxxing him, journo's pick it up and doxx him, so he bans them too.
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Consistent? You having a laugh? He has backtracked on so many statements since he took over.
 
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Scouse said:
I thought it was a private company and he could do whatever he liked? :)

At least he's consistent - bannded the lad from doxxing him, journo's pick it up and doxx him, so he bans them too.
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Except as pointed out in the article he isn't just banning ones who shared a link.
 
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Oh, I've always said he's a cunt.

But he's banning doxxers, and I wanted to point out that you lot said it's a private company when I was making the free speech issue about big corporations like twatter and wankbook - but got told they were private companies so they could do what they liked.

I don't much care about any of it - including any fallout, unintended or not :)
 
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This, however, is something I do care about.

But we talk much more about twitter, it's content moderation policies and rich people we hate.
 
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Turkey fryers do look kinda dangerous...

They got one on Amazon for £200,,,,,,
 
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The Trafford Road scheme is pretty decent all things considered, although there are a few minor issues. This is one of them. For some reason TFGM love over-engineering things. They put kerbed islands on all their bidirectional cycleway junctions. It's weird.

Also, they keep using very unforgiving 90 degree kerbs when they should be buying sloped kerbs you can ride up without falling off.
 
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My wife was asleep on the sofa last night and I gently nudged her to go to bed, she responded with "no I need to close these JIRA tickets" and then snuggled down

That may well be the saddest dream ever.
 
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Tom said:
The Trafford Road scheme is pretty decent all things considered, although there are a few minor issues. This is one of them. For some reason TFGM love over-engineering things. They put kerbed islands on all their bidirectional cycleway junctions. It's weird.

Also, they keep using very unforgiving 90 degree kerbs when they should be buying sloped kerbs you can ride up without falling off.
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It's the rigid British mentality of "must control everything", rather than enable and help people to make sensible decisions for themselves.

A little raised "bump" like a mini roundabout and a bit of paint (the not slippy-like-death when wet kind) is all that's required there.

Need a forum to take this to the local MP so s/he can amend policy. There's no aay that there's an evidence base that says such rigid design and dsngerous over-engineering is good.

Stop trying to treat bikes like cars when they're completely different things is the first order of business. The reason for segregated cycle lanes isn't to protect pedestrians and bikes from each other - it's to protect mushy meatbags from two tonne metal deathtraps.
 
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DaGaffer said:
My wife was asleep on the sofa last night and I gently nudged her to go to bed, she responded with "no I need to close these JIRA tickets" and then snuggled down

That may well be the saddest dream ever.
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It's horribly ubiquitous :(
 
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Given the total inability of anyone who swings their leg over a bike to follow the rules of the road; this seems ... optimistic.
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Agree.

But it's not because they're unable to follow the rules of the road - it's because the rules of the road are really "rules for cars to not kill people". They just make no sense for bikes most of the time.

If pedestrians used roads rather than pavements then it's be the same. We don't all wait for the green man to cross the road - because we're perfectly capable of making road-crossing decisions for ourselves.
 
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It isn't even a roundabout. There's no one-way system in place.

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Given the total inability of anyone who swings their leg over a bike to follow the rules of the road; this seems ... optimistic.
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Traffic lights weren't invented for cycles.
 
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My point is, they're motoring infrastructure. Pretty much everything is. Footways - motoring. Cycleways - motoring. Kerbs - motoring. Guardrails - motoring. Paint on the carriageway - motoring. Lights - motoring. Signals, bollards, one-way systems, roundabouts, flyovers, subways, level crossings - it's all motoring infrastructure.

Expecting everyone not driving to "follow the rules" when the rules are designed exclusively to limit the damage caused by bad driving is silly.
 
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