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[TdC]

test

omg that was absolutely spot on for me 0o

 

[TdC]

hah

 

[Thorwyn]

omg that was absolutely spot on for me 0o

Amazing and scary, isn´t it?

 

[Fast]

test

Verbally and mentally fluid, you are refreshing and illuminating to those around you. This is occasionally somewhat discounted by the obvious pleasure that you take in exercising your mental acuity. Although generally peaceful you can often take a verbally aggressive tact in relations with the world, which can often be misunderstood by those around you. Innovative in the extreme, you can often think yourself right out of the correct answer to a given problem. Many times you are referred to as your own worst enemy. You tire very quickly of routine and so make poor clerks or administrative help. You also have no respect for authority and little patience for those you regard as inferior, most especially those in charge. Experimentation is your watchword and can occasionally lead to experience for its own sake and shallow decadence. Your thought can sometimes be scattered and disconnected.

 

[TdC]

indeed. I must know more!

 

[TdC]

test

mine was:

Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating a system that can be completely understood is a distinct pleasure to you, because of your confidence in the underlying veracity of your belief system. Because of your appreciation for logic and order, those who speak or think in a sloppy manner are apt to generate more than their share of wrath. Although very amiable, you are not drawn to friendships out of a sense of personal need. You are just as happy by yourself with a good book or puzzle. Because you are so involved with thought, you will on occasion have difficulty dealing with the day-to-day problems of a normal life. Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, these are often left until the last possible moment, if at all.

 

[megadave]

test

where as the "neither" option? I think i'd have used that for 18 questions

 

[Huntingtons]

while i dont believe the test and often would have used neither (since i like all shapes!) some of it was still accurate. but when you read stuff like that you automatically convince yourself its true and can find situations in real life where it fits.

Spoiler

Quiet and very self-assured, you tend to keep your own council. Pragmatic and practical to a fault, you are not one to worry about the finer points of philosophical discourse. In fact, because you are very much an individualist, you often finds yourself at odds with the established truth or the wishes of the majority. You will often earn the wrath of an employer by taking upon yourself decisions which are rightly those of your manager. You are not one to take credit unless it is deserved. Similarly however, you will also not happily give credit where it is not due. In a romantic relationship you can be very frustrating. While you do care deeply and sincerely, and are willing to work at a relationship, your confidence in your own abilities can on occasion make it difficult to see the world from a partner’s point of view. Quiet and stoic at times, you can drive a more emotional individual completely up the wall. You can become overstressed and fatigued without knowing it. Taking time to rest between bouts of hard work can help to prevent a breakdown later on.

 

[Job]

I think you find they are all bog standard Barnum statements, designed to appeal to everyone and use extensively by fortune tellers and Astrologists.

James Randi used them to great effect in the classic stunt where he told a class of students each one was personally written by a top astrologist, they all said they were spot on and then he revealed they were all exactly the same.

 

[TdC]

I think you find they are all bog standard Barnum statements, designed to appeal to everyone and use extensively by fortune tellers and Astrologists.

maybe so, dude, but then it's a nice coincidence that mine is me exactly

 

[Sparx]

test

What complete rubbish, doesnt sound like me at all

Often concerned with right and wrong, and punctilious in expressing it, you are best represented by the Customs Agent or the IRS inspector. Initially seen by others as cold or uncaring, you are difficult for those more spontaneous members of society to understand. You are extremely stable, responsible and dependable. You manifest an amazing ability to concentrate on the issue at hand, and are difficult to distract from issues that are important. You manifest a great sense of loyalty to your employers and your government. You tend to show love through a display of committed works, believing that actions speak louder than words. You are also resistant to change and tend to believe that the old ways are best. If a behavior has been successful in the past, why would anyone want to change? You work best in a controlled environment.

load of crap

 

[Job]

Barnum statements

 

[Sparx]

Barnum

Im far too switched on to believe all that hoccum

Ive tested mates by reading out horoscopes of other starsigns to them and they all go oh my that sounds so like me

 

[TdC]

Barnum statements

yes, I am quite aware of that

so:

maybe so, dude, but then it's a nice coincidence that mine is me exactly

What complete rubbish, doesnt sound like me at all

load of crap

doesn't sound like we're scoring it the 85% or so that Forer proves tbh

 

[TdC]

Im far too switched on to believe all that hoccum

Ive tested mates by reading out horoscopes of other starsigns to them and they all go oh my that sounds so like me

I've tried that in that past with friends and with myself and they (and I) tend to claim it's a load of bullcrap. Maybe I'm doing it wrong

 

[Sparx]

Or i have gullible friends

 

[TdC]

can be handy!

 

[Job]

Yeah an ex of mine came back from a fortune teller (only women go to them)
with wondrous stories of her uncanny accuracy, so she played me the tape to 'prove' to me how good she was. She even knew your name.
It was frickin painful, she just kept asking random likely questions till the girlfriend gave a response, then we came to the name part and she actually told the teller my name and then seemed to forget doing so!
'Where did your dad come from here or abroad?'..'abroad'
'Was it America? no
South Africa? no
Canada?..no
Ireland..yes!!!!!
She knew where my dad came from!
Yeah by going through every country where white people come from

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, that got nothing really right.

Basic spread answer, if it hits 1/10 correct, it's "amazing"

I can be psychic too;

"I'm sensing someone had a pleasurable moment, or thought, this morning, perhaps by themselves, or with a loved one. I'm getting a J, perhaps a P, but definetaly a hard letter."

Now who had a wank or tit thought?

 

[TdC]

ok so I could be the one in ten, fine with me

 

[Vladamir]

YouTube - Jaydiohead - Dirt Off Your Android

 

[Lethul]

test

Where is the boob answer for q 12?

 

[Lethul]

You reach out to the world and pull in experiences of all forms and kinds. Spontaneous, immediate and active, you have a natural tendency to win, whether this is in the business world or on the freeway. In the right context this can be a positive encouragement to those around you. In the wrong context it can lead to a pathetic display of ego and misplaced pride. You are always on the prowl for clues as to how to win. Usually this behavior is unconscious or playful but the sense of play can rapidly disappear if you are found to be losing in the aforementioned contest. Only those who don’t compete are met with derision. You love to be the center of attention. The moment at hand is always of prime concern. Worries about the future or the past, or abstract discussions of philosophical matters are something for others to concern themselves with. Emotions are fleeting and often used as tactics.

Pretty correct even if I didn't understand the questions

 

[supersaint]

 

[cHodAX]

Banged her good and proper.

 

[old.Osy]

 

[Raven]

Heh, one of my cats tried a similar thing the other day. Up a tree with two magpies. Didn't quite work out how he imagined though, lucky the tree he lept out of was only about 10 foot.

 

[mooSe_]

Time for a cheap night on my shitty home brewed ale

 

[Mey]

You reach out to the world and pull in experiences of all forms and kinds. Spontaneous, immediate and active, you have a natural tendency to win, whether this is in the business world or on the freeway. In the right context this can be a positive encouragement to those around you. In the wrong context it can lead to a pathetic display of ego and misplaced pride. You are always on the prowl for clues as to how to win. Usually this behavior is unconscious or playful but the sense of play can rapidly disappear if you are found to be losing in the aforementioned contest. Only those who don’t compete are met with derision. You love to be the center of attention. The moment at hand is always of prime concern. Worries about the future or the past, or abstract discussions of philosophical matters are something for others to concern themselves with. Emotions are fleeting and often used as tactics.

Pretty correct even if I didn't understand the questions

You have a poetic sensibility and an ability to see beyond the day to day. You often seem to be living in a higher realm, or to be not-of-this-earth. Occasionally you imagine interior lives for friends and associates that are near-complete fabrications based on your fears or hopes for the future. You are often not aware of your own feelings. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and because of this are often disappointed. Despite what can sometimes be a destructive inward-turning anger, you are very gentle. You are sometimes a bit out of touch with the ebb and flow of modern life. If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result. Because connectivity is so important to you, you can become quiet and sulky if you feel that others around do not understand your point of view.

 

[georgie]

bless her good intentions, but that was soo, soo bad.

w00t, she's done another one!

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