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BloodOmen

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was talking to a friend yesterday (true story btw) his dad worked as an engineer in iraq and he said one day there was a load of english troops and american troops having a drink when one of the american troops started having a go at one of the british troops (the american was apparently built like a fucking brick shit house and around 6'5 - the brit troop was about 5'10 and wasnt built anywhere near what the yank was) anyway so this american was having a go at this little brit making fun of his size, so the brit said to the yank "hit me" the american was like "what?" brit said it again "hit me" so the american hits the little brit hard... little brit laughs at the brick shit house american and says "If thats the best you've got you better swim back across your fucking pond and climb back into bed sun shine" american sits down and doesnt say a word for the rest of the night.

some people are all gob I guess :p
 

BloodOmen

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that'll be on top gear next season I bet.
 

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- "What's with men dressing like whores in all bachellor parties?"
- "Men like to dress as women cuz they like having big tits to rub".


Two female co-workers having a serious conversation at the coffee machine.

I spilled mine :lol:
 

mooSe_

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this site reckons I'm 22 :eek7: I'm actually 20. I guess I must've pretended I was 18 when I signed up :D
 

Marc

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lol
 

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mooSe_

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it's a wall not a lake

ps it seems that my housemate thought that putting a wrap in the dishwasher was a good idea last night
 

georgie

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Surely the jaggy line bit is the top of the wall, not the "lake shore". At least that's how I see it anyway. :)
 

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