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[Raven]

1 person became ill and it may or may not have anything to do with tatoos.

WERE ALL GOING TO DIE, RUN AWAY.

FYI, that is just a random post on a random website, it is not the result of a study, nor has it been submitted for study. 3 paragraphs does not make a study.

 

[dysfunction]

Tinder.

Oh my.

Beware the catfish

 

[Zarjazz]

Beware the catfish

How judgemental! That could be exactly what @Big G is after.

 

[Raven]

Chicks with dicks!

 

[fettoken]

Dicks in chicks!

 

[DaGaffer]

Tinder.

Oh my.

I quite enjoyed my online dating years, but it was before Tinder, which from everything I've heard seems a bit...Darwinian?

 

[Bodhi]

Chicks with dicks!

Chicks with dicks don't exist, they are just men with boobs.

</ted>

 

[fettoken]

Packing day here. Movers are down stairs packing up all our stuffs. Just holed up in the bedroom with the tv. Move day tomorrow.

Good luck mate! You moving up in the hillside next to Dagaffer and Scouse?

 

[Job]

Jesus..Friends without the laughter track, it..what, this just ruins everything.

Friends - No Laugh Track 1 (Ross Invited Them All…:
View: http://youtu.be/4BFSZ8XzWOM

 

[Moriath]

Good luck mate! You moving up in the hillside next to Dagaffer and Scouse?

Moved down south. Away from the scouse. Dont want to get infected with liverpudlian stuffs.

Moves all done now. . Just lots of boxes to unpack.

 

[Gwadien]

 

[Tom]

Upgraded my phone contract from 8GB to 20GB, still Vodafone, £3 a month cheaper. And since July, I can use all my UK allowance in the UK. And I can use it in a great many other countries outside the EU, for a fiver a day.

Pretty chuffed with that. I remember in the early 2000s getting charged nearly £100 for browsing news on an N95.

 

[Moriath]

Upgraded my phone contract from 8GB to 20GB, still Vodafone, £3 a month cheaper. And since July, I can use all my UK allowance in the UK. And I can use it in a great many other countries outside the EU, for a fiver a day.

Pretty chuffed with that. I remember in the early 2000s getting charged nearly £100 for browsing news on an N95.

I can use all my data quota in 40 odd or more countries for free with 3. No fiver a day jobbie

 

[fettoken]

It was definitely in over it's head..

 

[fettoken]

Also, when you take a huge dump early morning, but, an hour later it rumbles again and you take an equally big dump and think, wow I'm full of shit.

 

[CorNokZ]

Also, when you take a huge dump early morning, but, an hour later it rumbles again and you take an equally big dump and think, wow I'm full of shit.

This. Sometimes I even take a shit before going to bed and I still wake up needing to take a shit

 

[Raven]

I take exactly 2 shits a day, one in about 15 minutes time and the other at about 7-7.30 in the evening.

 

[old.user4556]

Beware the catfish

Oh they're easy to spot, not to mention the blatantly fake accounts. Two girls I'm talking to recently all check out: reverse google image searches took me to their LinkedIn accounts which tie in with location / what they told me they do for a living (unless they're incredibly clever catfishes).

I quite enjoyed my online dating years, but it was before Tinder, which from everything I've heard seems a bit...Darwinian?

It's interesting coming from a place of a stable relationship to being on my own again - I'm in a place in my head where i'm actually quite happy and enjoying having the whole house to myself, but admit I'm curious about other women: Tinder satisfies that curiosity with minimal effort, I don't think it's a place for Mrs Right however. There's quite a number of clearly mental girls on it.

Oh the ballache of sorting out the house continues..... :|

 

[Raven]

I always assumed they were all skanks out for a shag on tinder and whatnot (nowt wrong with it) No real need to know their background, just whether you want to fuck'um or not.

 

[old.user4556]

It certainly used to be, but it appears to have become another tool in the online dating bag. A lot of girls make it clear they're not looking for a hookup in the first line of their profile.

 

[old.user4556]

The Koreans have produced something special:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSJU7SWYgxw

 

[Tom]

Do the people who edit VTs like that not actually listen to what they're doing? I can barely hear his voice, what with the overly-loud background audio masking whatever he says.

Anyhow, after filming these for quite a few years now, I find it difficult to be impressed with anything claiming to be fast...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8bn6OGi5kA

 

[Raven]

It certainly used to be, but it appears to have become another tool in the online dating bag. A lot of girls make it clear they're not looking for a hookup in the first line of their profile.

My mum met her husband through an agency 20 odd years ago. She used to get videos of them in the post. It's quite wierd that these days meeting people through social media is pretty much the norm. Don't people "go out on the pull" any more?

 

[Scouse]

Oh the ballache of sorting out the house continues..... :|

Sucks man

But get a pool table.

So, what is "catfish"? If me and Tam ever go south then I'm woefully underprepared. Though my tinder profile would say "look. don't bother contacting me unless you like mountain biking more than any man you've ever met. I love me > bike > other things. If you become "other things" then you'll be lots closer to "bike" if your order is the same as mine"

 

[Bodhi]

Had an enormous scare this morning - was driving down the M6 Toll at 4:30am to make the early morning flight to Amsterdam, doing late for flight on the Toll Road speeds, when The Beast randomly decided to try and shake itself to bits. Massive vibrations through the seat, rear view mirror was a blur, and a horrible thrumming noise from the back. Luckily I was in Lane 1 anyway, so slowed down and pulled onto the hard shoulder and had a look. Driver's rear wheel was scorching to the touch, with steam coming off the rear brake disk. Clearly a stuck caliper / brake, but really would have rathered it didn't happen at quite such high speed.....

AA couldn'te get me to the airport on time so missed my flight, had to do the customer meeting remotely. Went pretty well, although I think I now owe the account manager a bottle for going by herself. Mind you, at this point I'm happy to just be here, as that could have been proper nasty

 

[old.user4556]

So, what is "catfish"? If me and Tam ever go south then I'm woefully underprepared. Though my tinder profile would say "look. don't bother contacting me unless you like mountain biking more than any man you've ever met. I love me > bike > other things. If you become "other things" then you'll be lots closer to "bike" if your order is the same as mine"

So a catfish is where someone pretends to be someone they're not, they take photos of a hot girl and create a profile (even though they're unattractive or fat, or both) to snare attractive men.

You see Comrade, I was amazed at the amount of "outdoorsy" girls there were on Tinder / Bumble - it's awash with girls that like hillwalking, skiing, or cycling. It's not as uncommon as you would think. Part of it comes from a need to put on a show of "look, I'm not boring! I like to do stuff!" because they know that any decent guys will be reasonably active people and thus they think they'll attract a better mate. At least, that's the impression I get of the girls that are 28-35. The same age group tend to put "if you're a gym nut, swipe left" or "if you've got a topless selfie, swipe left". The fuckboys have levelled the playing field for the long term prospects.

Edit: also, always always always have a Plan B. I had a plan B after my previous long term relationship went south, so I'm in a much better place than I could have been. Sounds devious, but you gotta look after yourself.

 

[Scouse]

Lucky @Bodhi. Glad you're OK.

I had a tyre completely delaminate on the back last year - outside lane of the motorway. Outside nearly became completely detatched from the inside - the sidewall had torn in a circle all the way around.

MOT yesterday. Had to replace another tyre - the sidewall was splitting in the same way.

 

[Scouse]

So a catfish is where someone pretends to be someone they're not, they take photos of a hot girl and create a profile (even though they're unattractive or fat, or both) to snare attractive men.

Not a worry for you then*.

You see Comrade, I was amazed at the amount of "outdoorsy" girls there were on Tinder / Bumble - it's awash with girls that like hillwalking, skiing, or cycling. It's not as uncommon as you would think. Part of it comes from a need to put on a show of "look, I'm not boring! I like to do stuff!" because they know that any decent guys will be reasonably active people and thus they think they'll attract a better mate. At least, that's the impression I get of the girls that are 28-35. The same age group tend to put "if you're a gym nut, swipe left" or "if you've got a topless selfie, swipe left". The fuckboys have levelled the playing field for the long term prospects.

Lad at work got caught out. Bird he moved in with said she was all outdoorsy, liked hiking etc. First springtime hike, yorkshire three peaks - she got about 5 miles in, burst into tears. :\

BTW - is left reject?

Edit: also, always always always have a Plan B. I had a plan B after my previous long term relationship went south, so I'm in a much better place than I could have been. Sounds devious, but you gotta look after yourself.

My plan is, if it goes south, rent a house in the peak district for 12 months, work like a dog and save, then travel the world on my bike for the rest of my life, or for as long as I can make some sort of income last

*you minger.

 

[Job]

Not a bad plan, come home when youre 65 , get your pension, plus 400 a month for bad breathing..yes they pay 400 a month.if you can blag a doctor.
Bore people to death in pubs with stories of a life they were afraid to live.

 

[Job]

Is this actually bad for you..looks like a good way to lose weight.

Holly Willoughby moved by guest's heartbreaking addiction to sponges: 'I eat three a day'