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[Tom]

I had two, that was enough for me. A 500g/16oz ribeye steak contains a lot of calories, besides which due to the shitty weather recently and lots of work, I've put on about 10lb. So I need to get rid of that before Christmas, which is the only time of year I absolutely gorge myself silly with crap.

 

[Scouse]

10lb. So I need to get rid of that before Christmas

Please to be sharing diet plan.

 

[sayward]

Argentinian BBQ is the best in the world, amazing beef.

Argentinian men are ok too!!

 

[TdC]

Argentinian men are ok too!!

I don't know, I've never eaten one.

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Welcome to Instant Rimshot

 

[dysfunction]

I don't know, I've never eaten one.

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Welcome to Instant Rimshot

I'm sure you have swallowed a few sea men

 

[TdC]

3/10

 

[Scouse]

Would still bang tho.

 

[Scouse]

Anyway. The internet has ponied up the cure for cancer!

 

[fettoken]

Isn't that comparable to troll-logic?

 

[TdC]

That document was filled with SCIENCE. I felt better just by reading it. When I licked my laptop screen I felt a 10000 potency energy rush right into my 19th chakra!

 

[Moriath]

That document was filled with SCIENCE. I felt better just by reading it. When I licked my laptop screen I felt a 10000 potency energy rush right into my 19th chakra!

Shame it leaks put over night.

 

[Moriath]

Out. Did the edit button disappear?

 

[TdC]

As a once apon a time amateur music journo, this guy Marc was my dream. He's just a normal dude and he's spoken to some of the most genuis level musicians of the last 30 years. Now he's even been animated by the Pitchfork dudes.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNvFqIGf8Z8

 

[Tom]

Please to be sharing diet plan.

It's a magic plan called "eat fewer calories than body requires, do more exercise so body gets tired". I find it works brilliantly.

 

[Scouse]

It's a magic plan called "eat fewer calories than body requires, do more exercise so body gets tired". I find it works brilliantly.

10lbs in 3 weeks is starvation m8.

 

[Tom]

Not when at least 4 of those lbs is water the body holds onto when satiated.

 

[Scouse]

Anyone know if there's a solarwinds type app that can also benchmark stuff outside the browser too - specifically java?

 

[TdC]

tbh if it's java I'd roll my own with something like graphite / grafana and collectd with the JMX plugin. not sure what you mean by benchmark stuff though.

 

[Raven]

View: https://www.facebook.com/TheIndependentOnline/videos/10154230759521636/

 

[Moriath]

Funny but he didnt really cut in front of him was quite a bit of room

 

[georgie]

Do not cross or join a road until there is a gap large enough for you to do so safely

If you make someone else brake, there's not enough room to do it safely.

 

[Job]

I think that has gone out the window with todays traffic, trying to join the M57 after going to Tatton Park yesterday in the rush hour...holy fuck, in the end I just gunned it, gave the finger to everyone, I would still be there if not.

 

[sayward]

It's December 1st! Where are our FH Christmas baubles @Deebs ? Are you still alive out there?

 

[CorNokZ]

Funny but he didnt really cut in front of him was quite a bit of room

And Trump is the modern day's Messiah?

 

[Moriath]

And Trump is the modern day's Messiah?

Try driving in london if you dont assert yourself and push into the traffic you will be there all day.

 

[sayward]

I live on the south coast Yesterday I drove to Putney, then Epsom and back via Brighton. There was nothing enjoyable about it. i kept getting stuck behind people doing 20 in a 30 limit. and at one point on an ordinary road a BMW swung out to overtake, how he missed the lorry that was coming towards us I don't know. How did he not see it and the queue behind it. it was huge.

 

[Raven]

Try driving in london if you dont assert yourself and push into the traffic you will be there all day.

London is full of cunts though.

 

[Moriath]

London is full of cunts though.

Thats not news. But so are most places.

 

[Raven]

Yet another free month of prime, up to 3 now because Amazon completely fail to deliver on time. Complain and all they do is throw another month at you, I don't want free months, I pay half price as it is due to being a filthy student. I want my fucking stuff.

 

[Moriath]

Manuel has died. Rip andrew sachs.