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[Moriath]

But the british already coined trumping. To fart.

 

[Edmond]

But the british already coined trumping. To fart.

ahh, but with a capital 'T' it could have a whole new meaning

 

[Scouse]

ahh, but with a capital 'T' it could have a whole new meaning

I dunno. I think it's current meaning is still pretty accurate.

 

[Moriath]

I dunno. I think it's current meaning is still pretty accurate.

Yup blowing a lot of hot wind.

 

[Job]

Nah. Shareholders are punishing samsung because they recalled their phones, said they were OK, released more, they went wrong and then up until the Monday night before the Tuesday recall Samsung was still in denial.

Shareholders are punishing Samsung for a number of reasons but primarily because Samsung doesn't know what it's bloody doing.

The science behind exploding phone batteries

Safety Concerns with Li-ion Batteries – Battery University

 

[Scouse]

Dunno why you posted that @Job. I don't give a stuff about phones exploding or batteries. I was talking about share price and corporate idiocy.

I still keep my phone in my pocket btw. And have never, ever met anyone, ever, who's phone has exploded.

 

[Tom]

He posted it because he realises he doesn't have the first idea what he's on about. He doesn't even know if the Samsung recall is a battery problem, a software problem, or a related hardware problem. He should stick to the Mail/Express comments sections.

Mind you, at least when one of his boiler installations explodes, he'll have a getout clause - "sorry, gas is dangerous stuff, not my fault you only have half a wall left".

 

[Job]

Of course you havnt..only a handfull of notes have had battery meltdowns out of millions of phones.
Fair to say the phone i dealing with the battery ok, but rouge batteries have been produced.

 

[caLLous]

Well if all the dodgy ones were red they'd be pretty easy to spot wouldn't they?

 

[CorNokZ]

Well why didn't they make the dodgy ones red in the first place then?

 

[Tom]

Of course you havnt..only a handfull of notes have had battery meltdowns out of millions of phones.
Fair to say the phone i dealing with the battery ok, but rouge batteries have been produced.

More bullshit.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Raven]

Of course you havnt..only a handfull of notes have had battery meltdowns out of millions of phones.
Fair to say the phone i dealing with the battery ok, but rouge batteries have been produced.

 

[caLLous]

 

[Tom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZMhIrR5FfM

 

[Exioce]

Was in France for a couple of days.
Wednesday 7am I'm woken by banging on my motel room door and French voices. I stumble out of bed, explain that I only speak English etc. Ignored, the banging and demands continue, and the door handle is repeatedly tried.
Next thing, the "swingers door" adjoining the next room is attempted, but was securely locked.
Round to the outside door again, more attempts on the handle, banging etc. I've now got my underwear on, and am holding the door handle in case they manage to force it. This continues for about 10 minutes. I called reception twice, just to get "No English! <hang-up>"

I pack up, wait 'til the coast is clear, then head outside and round to the reception/breakfast area.
An hour later an English speaking receptionist arrives. I complain, and she eventually figures out that it was a janitor who had wanted access to an electrical control box in my room.

0/10 for service. Would not recommend the Hotel Campanile, Dreux.

 

[sayward]

I know some of you have little ones. Well I've just done a ton of shopping at ELC. Happyland toys are really nice, I've bought it before good quality and chunky. At the moment they have a half price event. So some of the stuff I would've happily paid full price for is now half that. don't know how long for tho. It says it's half term; half price. They do click and collect at Mothercare stores too. Those without children No laughing.

 

[Moriath]

Oh go on cant i laugh a little?

 

[old.Osy]

Stop the press

Chloe Ferry spooked as creepy 'killer clown' grabs the Geordie Shore star on night out

 

[caLLous]

 

[Scouse]

You see, I'd like that @caLLous, if only the second thing was there.

You just know that most people don't laugh at that until the 'explainer' tweet happens.

 

[caLLous]

 

[Scouse]

Better

 

[TdC]

Mr Bob Dylan awarded the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature. Good show.

 

[Moriath]

Mr Bob Dylan awarded the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature. Good show.

Nice way to make a million.

 

[old.Osy]

Nice way to make a million.

Ice cold heart you.

 

[fettoken]

Who cares - I'm sure he doesn't. There's more interesting stuff going on

 

[Job]

More bullshit.

This is getting tiresome..
Here's why Samsung Note 7 phones are catching fire

 

[Tom]

Good one, post an article with a headline that isn't supported by its contents. Just goes to show that you don't know what you're on about.

Buy a dictionary and head to Th, specifically, the word "theory".

 

[fettoken]

Eat my car! 10 reasons why Alan Partridge should present Top Gear

Not sure if i agree completely..