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[~Yuckfou~]

Butchers down here do sausages the wrong shape, all that long thin nonsense. I have to go to the Farmer's Market and buy them from a butcher who imports them from home.

Round sausages indeed. They make the baby Jebus cry.

Clearly you need to move house. Or send your butcher to butcher school, long thin sausages my arse!

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I deactivated all my social media accounts this evening. I'm interested to know how I get on without them.

I have never activated any accounts. Can't see the point.

 

[Gwadien]

I really like those shoes.

Enter fry meme

 

[Gwadien]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnqtUAg4hkw

 

[sayward]

I fucking wish



Unfortunately not, all paid for with my wages.



Correct!



Again correct. I am about just busy with work and stuff but I do skim read the site most days from my phone but cannot fucking stand typing replies on a touchscreen. So wank.

I promise to pay you when I see you!! Backdated.

 

[Trem]

I promise to pay you when I see you!! Backdated.

Hussy

 

[Access Denied]

What can I do to amuse my 6 year old female child tomorrow?

 

[Scouse]

to ask a girl in a disabled seat to get off.

Was the girl in the disabled seat disabled?

 

[Scouse]

What can I do to amuse my 6 year old female child tomorrow?

*Nnng* Must. Not. Post.

 

[CorNokZ]

What can I do to amuse my 6 year old female child tomorrow?

Go to the zoo

 

[dysfunction]

Or natural history museum.

The Horniman Natural History Museum near me is great. They have an aquarium, a mini farm with goats and sheep and rabbits. A big garden. Perfect for kids.

 

[Gwadien]

Was the girl in the disabled seat disabled?

No, but that's besides the point, since when could disabled people jump queues and tell someone to get off a bus for the sake for a pregnant woman?

Even when disabled people go on rides at theme parks, they let the next batch of non disabled people on first, then they let the disabled people on the next turn.

I know this because many years ago a friend and myself went to Alton Towers with his mums SEN school where we had disability passes, was amazing

 

[Scouse]

Supermarkets feed into their sense of self-entitlement. Fucking parent and child spaces...

 

[Gwadien]

Supermarkets feed into their sense of self-entitlement. Fucking parent and child spaces...

Nah, I get that, it's more or less for your own safety mate.

Kids like to open doors onto other doors.

Disabled places are for accessibility, besides, you have perfectly working legs from that perfectly good cycling that you do, right?

 

[Gwadien]

My housemate has one of her friends staying with her for a bit.

They're trying to out-woman each other.

The annoying part is that they have like a billion bottles in the shower.

BUT

They make me tea and food ALL THE TIME

ITS AMAZING

 

[Edmond]

My housemate has one of her friends staying with her for a bit.

They're trying to out-woman each other.

The annoying part is that they have like a billion bottles in the shower.

BUT

They make me tea and food ALL THE TIME

ITS AMAZING

Pics of them in the shower....?

 

[Edmond]

 

[Scouse]

Kids like to open doors onto other doors.

Humans like to do that.

Disabled places are for accessibility, besides, you have perfectly working legs from that perfectly good cycling that you do, right?

Disabled places are great. We should make allowances for the differently abled. However, parents have perfectly working legs too don't they? I tend to park away from the doors anyway as most supermarket car parks are dense areas of door-opening retards and acres of open space so it's not that I'm pissed off that I have to walk an extra 30 yards.

Parents could easily park in those acres of open space, but as soon as one supermarket did it then all the rest had to fall in quickly to not piss off that market segment.

 

[Scouse]

Oh, and it turns out I'm never actually going to die

 

[Gwadien]

Humans like to do that.



Disabled places are great. We should make allowances for the differently abled. However, parents have perfectly working legs too don't they? I tend to park away from the doors anyway as most supermarket car parks are dense areas of door-opening retards and acres of open space so it's not that I'm pissed off that I have to walk an extra 30 yards.

Parents could easily park in those acres of open space, but as soon as one supermarket did it then all the rest had to fall in quickly to not piss off that market segment.

You really are a selfish cunt some times

Think about carrying children and getting toddlers who want to run around in front of cars, trying to walk across a car park.

Seriously.

 

[caLLous]

Well they shouldn't have fucking had children, should they?

/Scouse

 

[Gwadien]

We should also get rid of cycle lanes, because they're a complete waste of money, and you should all ride on the road regardless where you are, it's your choice to cycle, so fuck you.

 

[DaGaffer]

We should also get rid of cycle lanes, because they're a complete waste of money, and you should all ride on the road regardless where you are, it's your choice to cycle, so fuck you.

"I never use cycle lanes because they're dangerous" in 5..4..3..2..

 

[Scouse]

Ah, all the butthurt parents and wannabe teachers

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu9dUG3_KNA


Ep 4 out

 

[TdC]

http://www.fubiz.net/tv/jaws-19-trailer/

 

[Tom]

The fact we have parent+child spaces just highlights the woefully inadequate spaces provided to everyone else. They've been too narrow for years.

 

[soze]

The fact we have parent+child spaces just highlights the woefully inadequate spaces provided to everyone else. They've been too narrow for years.

Made even worse by the fact that fucking Pick Up trucks and Chelsea Tractors are all the rage. Giant cars driven by cunts who are too selfish to park them.

 

[Moriath]

The fact we have parent+child spaces just highlights the woefully inadequate spaces provided to everyone else. They've been too narrow for years.

Why not have old people spaces? Or women driver spaces? Its stupid. Parents with kids are just as able as anyone else. They buy push chairs to make it like that.

 

[DaGaffer]

Why not have old people spaces? Or women driver spaces? Its stupid. Parents with kids are just as able as anyone else. They buy push chairs to make it like that.

Its really not. Kids car seats are not designed (mostly) to allow you to easily unlock their seats, so you have open the door to full width, lean in, or on the slightly older age-group, across, to unclip. Try doing it in a normal width car park space and a. you've got a better than evens chance of whacking the car next to you, because even if you're careful, chanced are flailing toddler legs aren't, and b. a fair chance of dislocating anything from your hip on up (this actually happened to my...step-sister...I guess...not used to thinking I have step-brothers and sisters...and that was in an enormous American sized car park). This is all a function of child safety legislation and massive kid seats (it's also a big reason for the popularity of SUVs).

Now, Scouse is technically correct, this is as much marketing as practicality, but so fucking what? They spend more money than you.

And fwiw I've seen pensioner spaces in supermarket car parks. And women only? Yep, that's been done as well...