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[Zarjazz]

I picked up half a handful of loose change from my car ashtray and popped into Tesco to get a few items. The ittems came to £3.44. The amount of change I got from my ashtray was exactly £3.44. What are the chances?

Since it happened, obviously 100%

Though if you want to get pedantic .. a back of envelope down the pub calculation:

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Lets take a very rough guess that a "handful" of change will be between £1 to £6, so a 500p range.

Since "a few items" at Tescos will probably be in a similar price range, assuming a random distribution, then the chance is about 1 in 500 (a 100 either way doesn't make much difference)

Given one trip to Tescos a week for these small items, that's a 50% chance (0.998 ^ 350 is roughly the first exponent resulting in value < 0.5) of it happening at least once in 7 years of shopping. 90% chance at least once in 22 years.
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So lucky but not win the lottery odds lucky.

 

[Job]

Also helped by the fact you were mentally calculating a top up in that ballpark to match a rough guess of the change.

 

[Moriath]

Here's the girl from those videos...
Still no bang?

Like most people a bang wpuld happen. But i dislike no curves. Fuck it if mostly any woman turned up with her legs spread on my bed she would probably get it. But by preference woth a different body build as an alternative no.

 

[Job]

Randomness level 8 , Sigourney Weaver to guest star in the new Doc Martin series.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...ney-Weaver-will-guest-star-in-Doc-Martin.html

You facepalmed Sigourney Weaver?

Is it cos she ain't isn't not fat.

 

[Scouse]

So as said, you like fatties then, right?

 

[Lamp]

Oh for heavens sake, the bird in the tartan dress would get it till my weasel fell off.

My preference is a girl with a few curves. These women that diet to a size zero should go out and eat a fish supper followed by a bag of Maltesers. You'll feel fantastic.

 

[Moriath]

You facepalmed Sigourney Weaver?

Is it cos she ain't isn't not fat.

No. That she hasnt had a lot of work recently. You can bet in the alien, ghost busters era she wouldnt have been on.

 

[Moriath]

So as said, you like fatties then, right?

Depends what you define as fatties. If its those normal sizes you would have seen thirty years ago then no they arnt fat.

 

[Lamp]

How hard is it from a press-up position to push yourself up into a standing position? Bet Bruce Lee could do it.

 

[Shagrat]

How hard is it from a press-up position to push yourself up into a standing position? Bet Bruce Lee could do it.

You'd need bloody long arms

 

[Tom]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1aSvoIpVss

 

[Ormorof]

Ouch that looks expensive

 

[Gwadien]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1aSvoIpVss

Series finale?

 

[TdC]

Here's the girl from those videos...
Still no bang?

is this the girl in the epeen guy's vids? that aside, you don't seem to get it Job: I'd happily sex her up. My personal tastes on the other hand, run to girls that have (non plastic) boobs and bums. Sporty girls can have boobs and bums too. In that comparison pic the girls in the top row don't look attractive to me. Frankly to me they look like they're a bit ill.

 

[Job]

Well yes, she is nothing like those skinny bitches, she has an immaculate figure, simple perfection, a ballet dancer as well.

 

[Shagrat]

Well yes, she is nothing like those skinny bitches, she has an immaculate figure, simple perfection, a ballet dancer as well.

It's not immaculate, she's too boney. Like @TdC says, no one is saying they wouldn't shag her, but I'd pick someone with curves like this over her any day of the week

 

[Raven]

Boner

 

[old.user4556]

It's not immaculate, she's too boney. Like @TdC says, no one is saying they wouldn't shag her, but I'd pick someone with curves like this over her any day of the week

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Kat Dennings is tremendous, incredibly womanly and curves to die for.

 

[old.Osy]

I picked up half a handful of loose change from my car ashtray and popped into Tesco to get a few items. The ittems came to £3.44. The amount of change I got from my ashtray was exactly £3.44. What are the chances?

Wonder how much time you spent looking for items to match your change. Taking OCD to a new level, Lamp.

 

[old.Osy]

Kat Dennings is tremendous, incredibly womanly and curves to die for.

You two, turn in your man card.

 

[Moriath]

It's not immaculate, she's too boney. Like @TdC says, no one is saying they wouldn't shag her, but I'd pick someone with curves like this over her any day of the week

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Yay someone with hips. Instead of the straight up and down.

 

[old.user4556]

You two, turn in your man card.

For why? Finding an attractive woman attractive?

 

[Job]

Jesus, I'm not letting this lie, that is not too skinny...and those chicks are tubby.

Her name is Alexis Ren by the way and I'm going to have her babies.

 

[TdC]

we can't accept your arguments based on such a tiny set of examples, @Job. more proofs please. we will need at least another 5 or 6 before we can judge.

in fact, usually experiments with less than 30 sets of results are not considerd a valid base to conclude anything

 

[old.user4556]

She's cute enough, but she's not my type, she's a bit skinny for me. That doesn't mean I like fat girls, I just don't like narrow hips, skinny thighs and small boobs.

 

[Scouse]

It's not immaculate, she's too boney. Like @TdC says, no one is saying they wouldn't shag her, but I'd pick someone with curves like this over her any day of the week

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TBH whilst she's definitely attractive that dress is bursting. She could lose a few pounds.

 

[Scouse]

Test (don't cheat!). African-American women scale (though not far off caucasian) - which numbers are in the correct weight range?

@Big G? @Moriath? Anyone?

I'll givf answers in a bit

 

[old.user4556]

Ok, I'll play. Here's my answer:

Spoiler

FUCKS = NULL

 

[Raven]

Spoiler

8 and 9, those elephant feet!

 

[Scouse]

Your answer is clearly 9 and above....


Edit: Gawd damn you @Raven