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CorNokZ

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Rang up my mom earlier this evening, just to have a chat, and started out by saying "Congrats on your day, mom!"

She got so mad that she literally screamed "My day!? It is not my birthday!" and hung up!
 

Bodhi

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Word of warning folks, if you are a bit Scottish and pasty, or of a Strawberry blonde persuasion, Bangkok is fucking hot. Like oh my God I'm about to melt hot.
 

Moriath

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Word of warning folks, if you are a bit Scottish and pasty, or of a Strawberry blonde persuasion, Bangkok is fucking hot. Like oh my God I'm about to melt hot.
I have no desire to go anywhere hot. I dislike heat.
 

fettoken

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Rang up my mom earlier this evening, just to have a chat, and started out by saying "Congrats on your day, mom!"

She got so mad that she literally screamed "My day!? It is not my birthday!" and hung up!

Does your mum have some sort of issues?
 

Bodhi

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I have no desire to go anywhere hot. I dislike heat.

I like heat but it dislikes me, I normally get heat / sun / a cheeky stroke, but must admit, loving Thailand so far. Enough air con to make it bearable, and enough entertainment to not care. 10 / 10 would come again.

Just watch the tuk tuk pimps. They are persistent....
 

Gwadien

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I like heat but it dislikes me, I normally get heat / sun / a cheeky stroke, but must admit, loving Thailand so far. Enough air con to make it bearable, and enough entertainment to not care. 10 / 10 would come again.

Just watch the tuk tuk pimps. They are persistent....

I love a cheeky stroke.

With a cheeky nandos.
 

DaGaffer

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I like heat but it dislikes me, I normally get heat / sun / a cheeky stroke, but must admit, loving Thailand so far. Enough air con to make it bearable, and enough entertainment to not care. 10 / 10 would come again.

Just watch the tuk tuk pimps. They are persistent....

Bangkok can get a bit whiffy this time of year as well. Got to admit, I would only do Thailand (or anywhere tropical) again in Winter. Its not the heat, its the humidity.
 

caLLous

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My cousin lives in Bangkok. I went out there for 3 weeks in December years ago, the temperature was just right (if a bit sticky). After the rainy bit but before the temps start rising again. He goes to England for the weather. Imagine that.
 

old.user4556

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I love a cheeky stroke.

With a cheeky nandos.

NO.

NO NO NO.

'cheeky' inserted before anything is up there with 'good times'.

Your pint is not cheeky, your new haircut is not cheeky, your session at the gym is not cheeky, your week in Magaluf is not cheeky.
 

old.user4556

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My cousin lives in Bangkok. I went out there for 3 weeks in December years ago, the temperature was just right (if a bit sticky). After the rainy bit but before the temps start rising again. He goes to England for the weather. Imagine that.

My Indian guys love our climate, they hate the heat and sun.
 

Moriath

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NO.

NO NO NO.

'cheeky' inserted before anything is up there with 'good times'.

Your pint is not cheeky, your new haircut is not cheeky, your session at the gym is not cheeky, your week in Magaluf is not cheeky.
My arse is cheeky. Two of them.
 

Gwadien

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NO.

NO NO NO.

'cheeky' inserted before anything is up there with 'good times'.

Your pint is not cheeky, your new haircut is not cheeky, your session at the gym is not cheeky, your week in Magaluf is not cheeky.

Went for a banging session at the gym with the lads, then went for a cheeky nandoes, then we fucked some birds.

Good times.
 

BloodOmen

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Cameron having a good old fashioned strangle wank to celebrate his election victory

Some what NSFW

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fettoken

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Saw "Wild Tales" in the cinema tonight. Pretty damn good collection of short-stories.
 

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