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[Scouse]

It's not the amount of cutlery that's the issue, but the way they are laid out. You work from out to in in the civilised world, so the knives are the wrong way round. It's an etiquette thing.

Knife crime!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Waaaau....all that because of that? Yeah i'm the retard.

Thanks @Bodhi for being a non-c*nt about it.

 

[Edmond]

Now both say sorry to each other and let that be that!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Been around 15-20 years since i last had to set up a formal table so yeah, sorry for getting the order slightly mixed up.

 

[Scouse]

Yeah i'm the retard.

When I said the answer was literally *written* for you - and the thing was "knife crime" - and you can't figure that out, that's definitely an apt description of yourself.

Either that, or it's simply highly indicative of someone who likes to be spoon-fed.

 

[Moriath]

Question:

Do the non-British* get this?

It made me grin


*or the lower-rent amongst us

Knives the wrong way round.

 

[Moriath]

Been around 15-20 years since i last had to set up a formal table so yeah, sorry for getting the order slightly mixed up.

Table etiquette. Probably an anal British thing.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Table etiquette. Probably an anal British thing.

Yeah only thing i got wrong there was the order, and i said i didn't get the joke. But you know it's easier to start a 2 page argument over that instead of just saying how i was wrong

 

[caLLous]

It was probably your arrogant replies after that that did it...

 

[Scouse]

It was probably your arrogant replies after that that did it...

This.

It was meant to be lighthearted, but he turned it to shit because *he* had to know *right then* - the question was clearly open to all...

And not only did he get the order wrong, he got the type of cutlery wrong too - forks, not knives, when it clearly says knife crime...

 

[old.Tohtori]

My interest in the joke ended with "No idea", which was at the very start of my original reply. The following was a futile attempt to hear how my memory of correct table setting was wrong, which is where my incorrect statement of the forks being wrong way around stemmed from, not from the knife joke.

Interesting way to discuss things though, when asked "how" you just go "Because!". You'd make a great christian.

Oh yeah and the back to the future trailer thing was an april fools, just in case you were worried. Spoonfed...hah.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually scratch that and scratched ratings. I'm having a bad late day, scouse is having a bad day, i was wrong, sorry for starting this(reasons but bleh) and sorry for being an ass about it.

Usually when me and scouse get in one of these they end after a few back/forths, best to stay out as it seems other replies only fuel the fire.

But as said, apologies, it's a clever joke.

 

[Gwadien]

FUCKING LOL WHAT IS THIS SHIT

LOL

MILK = QQ

 

[Job]

Jesus, what is happening to this forum, I remember when it was a small bunch of over familiar, opinionated dickwads......oh hang on.

 

[old.user4556]

le sigh

 

[Gwadien]

One day @old.Tohtori & @Scouse may or may not read this back, and piss theirselves laughing.

Let's get our vaginas all sandy over this.

It's a new one.

Bikes, Religion, Politics, and Cutlery.

 

[Scouse]

Bikes, Religion, Politics, and Cutlery.

Actually, I was only miffed at the continued insistence of my wrongness.

Anyway, surely bikes are in the same category as cutlery?

 

[Edmond]

So many feels atm

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually, I was only miffed at the continued insistence of my wrongness.

We rarely argue over issues and more over eachother

 

[Billargh]

1. Go to Youtube.
2. Search for any video.
3. See what it asks if you're actually searching for.
4. ???
5. Profit!

 

[caLLous]

Heh, Darude is going to love that free publicity, even if it's just for today.

 

[Billargh]

Heh, Darude is going to love that free publicity, even if it's just for today.

It really tickled me like

 

[Edmond]

Did you mean: Darude - Sandstorm by Darude

Why is it asking that, is it an April Fool too?

*edit* oh, yes I see that it is. I really should scroll down more often

 

[caLLous]

Did you mean: Darude - Sandstorm by Darude

Why is it asking that, is it an April Fool too?

*edit* oh, yes I see that it is. I really should scroll down more often

Internet phenomenon
The song has been popular since its release, but its visibility online increased sharply in 2010 after a YouTube video was posted of a college student playing the song on a toy trumpet.[16][dubious – discuss]

In July 2013, professional League of Legends player and internet personality Brian "TheOddOne" Wyllie scored a Quadra-Kill (a feat which requires killing 4 out of the 5 opposing team's players in quick succession) while broadcasting on the popular video game live-streaming site Twitch.tv, and attributed the successful Quadra-Kill to the fact that Sandstorm was playing in the background.[17] Shortly after, interest in Sandstorm increased significantly.[18] Users of Twitch.tv then began replying with "Darude - Sandstorm" every time the currently playing song's name was asked in the live-stream's chat, a phenomenon which quickly spread within Twitch.tv, and then to the popular video sharing site YouTube and the wider internet.[16]

Various videos and live streams of "Sandstorm" had gathered some 5 million hits by December 2014.[16]

 

[Billargh]

It's almost turned into an internet meme, whenever someone asks what x song is in a video, there is a 99% chance of someone commenting "Sandstorm".

 

[caLLous]

BirchenallHowden

 

[CorNokZ]

Disregard the 9gag tag. I found this hilarious

 

[Moriath]

Disregard the 9gag tag. I found this hilarious

View attachment 23904

Never mind you have been infected by @BloodOmen

 

[TdC]

this made me lol irl wtf bbq. they must have shat themselves.

 

[Job]

Talk about losing it.
His frickin 4yr old in bed as well.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-32160257