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[Lamp]

 

[Lamp]

 

[MYstIC G]

YouTube - Lundgren vs. Unicorn

 

[Vladamir]

 

[fettoken]

Shit covered bacon, very pleasant

 

[Lamp]

Vlad should be banned from FH. No one insults bacon

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - World's Biggest Crane TAISUN assembles drilling rig

 

[Madmaxx]

I Lol'd.

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[Lamp]

lolz

 

[Lamp]

If human legs were as powerful as the legs of fleas, we could jump over the Eiffel Tower

 

[Access Denied]

If human legs were as powerful as the legs of fleas, we could jump over the Eiffel Tower

Everyone knows that! It's not random if everyone knows ya bean 'ed.

On the other hand...

The most manoeuvrable aircraft in WWII wasn't the Spitfire. It was the Mitsubishi Zero. Betcha didn't know that!

 

[Ch3tan]

Just came back from Russell Peters at the o2, the man is fucking hilarious. He was filming for his xmas DVD, it's worth seeing.

 

[Lethul]

Football Games Have 11 Minutes of Action - WSJ.com

 

[TdC]

mmm

 

[Lamp]

from Tallibardine's website: "It is considered “Eminently quaffable”. "

rather than just quaffable

 

[Lamp]

From Rabelais Gargantua

Afterwards I wiped my bum, said Gargantua, with a kerchief, with a pillow, with a pantoufle, with a pouch, with a pannier, but that was a wicked and unpleasant torchecul; then with a hat. Of hats, note that some are shorn, and others shaggy, some velveted, others covered with taffeties, and others with satin. The best of all these is the shaggy hat, for it makes a very neat abstersion of the fecal matter.

Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an attorney's bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer's lure. But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains

 

[Ezteq]

i just OD'd on chinese food and though hmm one or two glasses of red would be nice...flipping heck, the trousers are off, I'm watching a chick flick and I am disgustingly satisfied while vegging out on my sofa in my underwear...I suspect I may be a 15 year old boy trapped in a really horny womans body, which is awesome because I have 24/7 access to boobs!!!

yay me!!!

 

[Lamp]

what chinese did you have? duck?

 

[Everz]

booooooooooobbbbsss!

 

[Ezteq]

what chinese did you have duck?

well flower, I had spare ribs, spring roll, special chow mein...hav now moved on to the ben and jerry's

 

[Lamp]

If I hadn't already eaten half a roast chicken with roasties & delicious gravy followed by a pig-sized jumbo Twix, I'd be straight down the chinky now....

 

[Everz]

well flower, I had spare ribs, spring roll, special chow mein...hav now moved on to the ben and jerry's

Well in their Ez. Gotta like a lass who orders and likes good food hah.

 

[Lamp]

Spot the odd one out:

 

[georgie]

4 across, 5 down...

 

[Cyradix]

Bad-Ass sound system...

 

[Ezteq]

4 across, 5 down...

Fascist!!

 

[CorNokZ]

YouTube - Macho sallad (HQ)

 

[fettoken]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. "här... machosallad"

 

[BloodOmen]