This man is a cunt

[Tom]

Drove into the back of me, while I was stationary. No apology, just muffled "it'll be ok there's no damage" (oh yes there fucking is). Got in his van and fucked off when I insisted he leave me his details.

Unfortunately for him I reported the incident to the police. Maybe he doesn't know I have pictures of him, his van, the accident location, both cars, and his registration plate.

Hopefully he isn't some uninsured pikey scumbag. I want the cunt in court.

 

[eksdee]

Haha. He'll be fucked then. Hit and run can carry prison time.

I had a similar thing happen, except I was in a shop and the cunt drove into my car and drove off without my having any chance to see it happen. No CCTV in the car park meant I was powerless and had to fork out £450 in repairs. Fun.

 

[Deebs]

Is that a Lexus I spot you driving Tom?

 

[Gumbo]

Have you put the reg into askmid?

 

[Gumbo]

Oh, and I bet it comes back uninsured, or he personally doesn't have the insurance to drive it.

 

[Tom]

It's an LS400 Deebs, one of the last ones too so pretty powerful I've left it all to the police Gumbo, their problem now.

The stupid thing is, the damage is so light (clearcoat scratched, nothing more really) that if he'd apologised and plead poverty, I'd have probably left it.

 

[Tom]

Ooo and it's insured, so looks like it might be traceable

 

[Gwadien]

OMFG THATS MY DAD
















































just kidding guiz

 

[ECA]

Scrawny looking fucker, wearing boxing equipment brand t-shirt.

Much ironing.

 

[Lamp]

white van driver. says it all. hope you nail him

 

[old.user4556]

He looks quite the underclass.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Always easy to spot one of your own.

 

[old.user4556]

Such a rubbish post.

 

[Gwadien]

Such a rubbish post.

So's your mum

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

YO MOMMA SO DUMB, SHE CANT FIND THE LETTER BOX

 

[Trem]

So's your mum

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

YO MOMMA SO DUMB, SHE CANT FIND THE LETTER BOX

Yeah but your mum found my parcel!1!

 

[Gwadien]

Yeah but your mum found my parcel!1!

my dad is bigger dan urs

 

[bainteor]

Congratulations.

 

[Trem]

my dad is bigger dan urs

My dad is dead so unless your dad is smaller than dust you win that one

 

[Gwadien]

My dad is dead so unless your dad is smaller than dust you win that one

Well...

This is awkward...

 

[Trem]

Well...

This is awkward...

Ha!

I win!

(he actually really is dead I didn't just say that to win).

Dead dads ftw!!!11!

 

[Gwadien]

My dad is dead so unless your dad is smaller than dust you win that one

But my dad isn't smaller than dust :S

 

[Trem]

But my dad isn't smaller than dust :S

I heard he is.

 

[old.user4556]

So's your mum

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

YO MOMMA SO DUMB, SHE CANT FIND THE LETTER BOX

This is shitter than Wazz on the shitter, with bad shits, with a shit half way out his shitter into the shitter.

 

[Tom]

Call from the police today, they're sending me a few forms, upon whose return they can begin their investigation.

 

[Amphrax]

Nice, good luck with this... I had something similar to this...

I went into a shop for like 5/10 mins and gone back to my car and found damage on the back/driver side near the wheel arch. It was too dark to see the damage in total, but the next morning I looked and the Arsehole damaged 3 panels... Bumber/Wheel Arch/Side panel... I got a quote for accident repair centre for £800!!! Not paying that... So I phoned my insurance up and said i needed to pay £200 and i'd lose half my no claims.

6 months later I still have the damage...ggggrrrrrrrrr... people are such wankers

 

[Gwadien]

This is shitter than Wazz on the shitter, with bad shits, with a shit half way out his shitter into the shitter.

That sounds beautiful.