This is Shit!

[old.FingerMagnet]

 

[old.TUG]

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

still make me laff this thread

 

[bodhi]

LOL

I dunno if it has anything to do with all the alcohol consumed tonight, but this thread had me on the floor. Anyway, a couple of shits were left out.

The Guiness Shit:- Good things come to those who wait.

Ghandi's Revenge (aka the curry shit):- Why is it that curries are twice as hot on the way out as they are on the way in?

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

cos u guys can't handle your curry

 

[bodhi]

I'm going to go and cook one now so ner

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

ahh I'd get me mum to cook me one, but shes in America atm

Feck it I'll get me m8 to get me one from his resturant.

 

[bodhi]

?

 

[old.TUG]

Thats what this thread is.

PS: I have it on good authority that the above shit is the father of Mr. Hanky Poo posing naked for the porn site called www.nakedshitdeposits.com

 

[xenon2000]

That is one site I am NOT looking forward to visiting....

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

jesus, thx fingermart, i don't think i have laughed like i did when reading you definitions of shit in a long time. The reason why they were so funny is because you can relate to them all

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

lol, it still has me pissing myself reading that shit

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

This is pretty horrible, look at it and be ready with a sick bag and a tube of toothpaste.

http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan/fecaljapan.jpg

 

[old.TUG]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA that is seriously nasty!!!!!!!

YUMSKI!!!!!!!

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

I only realised that that is her face under there I don't think i can make it through the day.

 

[old.TUG]

Why did they fuzz out her muff? Also it looks like she's shitting heinz beans.. nuff said

 

[xenon2000]

Ew...

Pretty tame for Rotten.com though...

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

OMG thats gross.......

 

[Wij]

I didn't have a shit for 2 and a half weeks last year. Can anyone here beat that ?

TightArsedWij

 

[Testin da Cable]

um

THAT PIC IZ NOT GOOD TO LOOK AT DIS EARLY


/me pukes violently

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

wot a classy lady !!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

hmmm well I believe you are a majority of one there Finga

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

well thats gotta be the best party trick ever....probably :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

straight outta 'how to make friends and influence people' innit?

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

certainly influenced me into the bathroom

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

Originally posted by FingerMagnet
well thats gotta be the best party trick ever....probably :/

If i get practiseing i should be able to have it perfected by next week.

 

[old.TUG]

looooooooooool u dirty cunt

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

Originally posted by MeanMrMustard

If i get practiseing i should be able to have it perfected by next week.

For gawd sake dont post a pic up here of it if ya do. :/

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

ROFL, i just showed someone that picture and he spent the next 5 mins bent over the bog. I pray that he was being sick. Put it this way if he had been getting himself off over the picture then i don't think i would go near him again

 

[old.hazzeryoda]

LOL! who was that?
I almost brought my lunch up but choked it back in my mouth when seeing it.