This is kind of lame but...

[Doh_boy]

Goto the party straight from work, attempt to bring along other people from work. I've done this many a time.

I've even been in the fab cafe (for those who don't know, very kitch bar/club with shite like a darlek on the dancefloor and thunderbird ships from the ceiling) in mcdonalds uniform. Including the arpon

 

[Sigurd]

To sum this up quickly:
- smoking is unhealthy. Don't smoke to be cool.
- drinking is a perfectly fine thing to do to appear cool.
Always remember, Mobius - alcohol contains lots of vitamins, calcium and healthy happiness...

Drink to appear cool? Fuck that - drink because it's fun - yes please. Difference is, cigarettes are designed to hook people, alcohol is just alcohol - a poison. That's it.

The kind where you turn up probably.

I turn up early and stay until the end, more alcohol. Not exactly the most friendly of chaps are you? Still, know what to expect from the "1337" crew... the poster I quoted above can give you a few tips on that

 

[Milkshake]

Those people suggesting don't get wasted clearly wouldn't survive a university party, not at St Andrews anyway. People have been thrown out of parties I've been at before now for being too sober.

Yeah, I went to St Andrews once. I can see why there's a rule that everyone is drunk.

Who woulda knew so many ugly people were in one town? WHO KNEW?

 

[dysfunction]

I wouldnt take any advice from certain people here...they sound like that want you to be so drunk you wouldnt know your own name and have 10 cigs hanging out your mouth at all times.

No wonder there is a binge drinking problem in this country with these attitudes...

 

[ArrrImmaPir8!]

The first (and only) party i've been to was a few months ago

Laffo

Do I need a suit, shirt and jeans or shall I just dress as informally as possible to appear cool?

Laffo

spike your hair and you look older.

Laffo

The kind where you turn up probably.

Laffo

I wouldnt take any advice from certain people here...they sound like that want you to be so drunk you wouldnt know your own name and have 10 cigs hanging out your mouth at all times.

No wonder there is a binge drinking problem in this country with these attitudes...

Double Laffo

 

[Bodhi]

Yeah, I went to St Andrews once. I can see why there's a rule that everyone is drunk.

Who woulda knew so many ugly people were in one town? WHO KNEW?

Really, cos it's full of hotties now. It's amazing the effect one member of the Royal Family can have.

Anyway, listen to dysfunction. If you do you will live til the ripe old age of 110. However you will also reach the age of 50 and well up with regret of all those young person things you never did, and can now never do as you are an old fart. I don't think we have a binge drinking rpoblem in this country at all. I think we have an excessive numbers of boring old farts who think you have to remember everything to enjoy yourself problem. When I am king, people like this will be first against the wall.

Look at it this way, you could pickle your liver, crisp up your lungs, drain a bit of spinal fluid and generally mush your head up. Or you could turn into the MOST BORING PERSON IMAGINABLE.If you die early, are you really missing that much? Pissing the bed, waking up next to a wrinkly, waiting all week for your pension and complaining about everything in sight. Damn. Now where are my Marlboro Lights?

 

[leggy]

Really, cos it's full of hotties now.

Listen to this man, he speaketh the truth. St. Andrews is fanny heaven. There is a serious concentration of good looking birds these days.

Oh and Sigurd, please never refer to me as the l337 crew again or I will be forced to fuck you open with a rotting pig carcas. Thanks in advance.

 

[dysfunction]

Anyway, listen to dysfunction. If you do you will live til the ripe old age of 110. However you will also reach the age of 50 and well up with regret of all those young person things you never did, and can now never do as you are an old fart. I don't think we have a binge drinking rpoblem in this country at all. I think we have an excessive numbers of boring old farts who think you have to remember everything to enjoy yourself problem. When I am king, people like this will be first against the wall.

You dont think there is a binge drinking problem in this country? I dont know whether you are just being obtuse on purpose or its a natural gift.

I'm not saying dont go out and get drunk. I'm saying dont make that your whole purpose. If you do happen to get drunk in the process so be it.
I certainly have no regrets about any parties I have been to/ still go to. But my main purpose is to have a lot of fun there and if I get trashed then fine. But I dont get trashed every single time I go out. Part of the enjoyment of a good night out is being able to talk about it with friends on other occasions. If you can never remember anything how do you know you had fun???


When I'm king genetic engineering will make sure your kind are never born...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I suggest mixing Ketamine + Morphine. That'll liven the party!*
















*By bringing a hearse.

 

[Aoami]

never ever touch wine if you are not used to drinking. In the morning it's awful .

A glass or two at the start is ok, but know your poison and stick to it!

very true, i was throwing up blood in the morning once after 2 bottles of wine :/

 

[Sigurd]

Listen to this man, he speaketh the truth. St. Andrews is fanny heaven. There is a serious concentration of good looking birds these days.

Oh and Sigurd, please never refer to me as the l337 crew again or I will be forced to fuck you open with a rotting pig carcas. Thanks in advance.

That a threat? You can get in a lot of trouble saying stuff like that, 1337 fucktard.

 

[leggy]

That a threat? You can get in a lot of trouble saying stuff like that, 1337 fucktard.

I point everyone in the direction of the Normandy thread.

Sorry, did someone say 'fucktard'?

 

[Sigurd]

Did I threaten anyone? You have a problem with polticial views now do you? Then fuck off.

 

[snake75]

wot is the point of a party where u dont get wasted???

may as well stay in and watch heartbeat or summat....pretty much the same really

 

[leggy]

Did I threaten anyone? You have a problem with polticial views now do you? Then fuck off.

It was a comedy threat.

com - i - day threat.

Pick your rusks up off the floor and quiet down.

 

[Sigurd]

Only got your word on that sailor boy

 

[Kryten]

heh, a little advice from someone who used to be in exactly the same boat.

Push any confidence problems to one side, if you think about it, it's going to play on your mind all night and you'll end up stood in the corner and speaking to noone. As the night goes on and you are slowly and sensibly plied with further amounts of alcohol, you'll ease up and any issues concerning confidence etc will soon dissappear.

My problem used to be not having anything to talk about : christ, im a computer geek : noone wants to hear about the latest graphics card or RAID configured hard drives. I thought "well what the fuck DO I talk about, i do fuck all!" - just go with the flow. Favourite comedian, something funny you saw the other day that made you smile, the colour of the blokes shirt opposite, the size of the cleavage behind you etc - the further drunk you get the longer conversations will start out of absolutely nothing, and usually the most diverse and plain odd subjects possible.

Don't get fucking plastered, on the other hand don't stay sober. No-one makes any sense at 1am when you're sober and they're all plastered. On the other hand as people have already said, getting far too plastered, out your depth etc, will show you up. You'll get along easier with the "gassier" beers (lagers) like stella/bud etc if you go for taste, but smooths like IPA, boddingtons etc slip down a treat and you can barely notice how much of it you're drinking until you're classified "nicely drunk".

Just don't think too much about it, that's the worst thing you can possibly do.

PS : If you get so plastered that you end up getting home (and having no clue how), and fall asleep in bed, in a pool of your own vomit, wake up the next morning with the motherfucker of all hangovers...

for FUCK sake dont even THINK about clearing up the mess with a Dyson.
It takes it up lovely but regardless how well you clean it out after, every time you vacuum your house with that cleaner, you'll stink the place out for years to come.
Experience talking.

 

[GekuL]

Going to a party with the sole purpose of getting completely wasted is pathetic tbh. I can never understand the mentality behind getting so plastered you can't remember what you did. I haven't heard of anyone that comes out of coma and says that the last 20 years rocked. Maybe because one of their friends didn't tell them that they'd been acting like a twat all that time.

 

[Sigurd]

Some people can get wasted without forgetting everything they did... it's all down to controlling yourself and your thoughts when drunk.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

That a threat? You can get in a lot of trouble saying stuff like that, 1337 fucktard.

You take these forums too sewiously. You're an idiot if you think leggy would 'threaten' anyone. Plus you're a twolling willyface.

 

[Whipped]

One thing that I learnt the hard way is that there is a delay between drinking alcohol and the effect of alcohol.

So basically, when you start to feel quite drunk, finish your current drink and wait 30 mins before the next. That way you won't be wasted and still have the effects of another can/bottle/pint to look forward to on top.

So many nights praying to the porcelin god because of that problem

 

[Sigurd]

You take these forums too sewiously. You're an idiot if you think leggy would 'threaten' anyone. Plus you're a twolling willyface.

I don't take the forums too seriously, but it's against the CoC I think you'll find. Shame "being a 1337 fucktard" isn't too, we still have to put up with scum like you.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sigurd is not taking the world's 2-0 lead well it seems.

 

[Catsby]

One thing that I learnt the hard way is that there is a delay between drinking alcohol and the effect of alcohol.

So basically, when you start to feel quite drunk, finish your current drink and wait 30 mins before the next. That way you won't be wasted and still have the effects of another can/bottle/pint to look forward to on top.

So many nights praying to the porcelin god because of that problem

Catsby drinks full fat milk and has a cheeseburger before going on a mission.

This often results in Catsby waking up still drunk.....

 

[Sigurd]

Sigurd is not taking the world's 2-0 lead well it seems.

You're not taking your daddy's wedding tackle too well either

 

[Munkey]

EXTRA TIME!

anyway, was thinking about this earlier and just want to add for mobius, You're doing pretty good if you keep getting invited to these things. So dont worry, they must like you.

 

[leggy]

I don't take the forums too seriously, but it's against the CoC I think you'll find. Shame "being a 1337 fucktard" isn't too, we still have to put up with scum like you.

Telling you to fuck off and die is against the CoC too.







So I won't be doing that.

 

[Sigurd]

Well you really are a great comedian aren't you?

 

[dysfunction]

I thought it was amusing

 

[Munkey]

seconded