Advice This is an attention whore thread

[MYstIC G]

Ok I'll pretend to like shoes. Should I complement her on her own shoes? Or just generalise that I like shoes...?

Neither!

She will talk about shoes. If you have a shot she will at some point subtly ask: "Do you like shoes?". At this point, you should pretend to like shoes and say "Why yes, I do like shoes, thank you for asking." If you fail after this you should commit ritual suicide with a stiletto.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

unless they're lezzas, yes, this is true.

THANKS WAZZ I WAS FORGETTING

I am the thorn forever in your side, don't you forget it.

 

[Bahumat]

Has a date for tomorrow! It's the 29/09/11.

Any suggestions for topics of conversation?

It's my birthday today. You could talk about that?

 

[Lamp]

Why does this thread remind me of a whore's gash?

 

[Nate]

Are there shoes in there?

 

[Jimmy]

ask to jizz in her shoes

i find it hard to jizz in the pointy knee length boots

 

[Sydrik]

i find it hard to jizz in the pointy knee length boots

That's because you are still wearing them on your chubby dwarven legs you dumb fuck

 

[Jimmy]

That's because you are still wearing them on your chubby dwarven legs you dumb fuck

:worthy:

that is all you turkey sperm gobbler

 

[TdC]

i find it hard to jizz in the pointy knee length boots

if you can't perform these simple exercises then there truly is no hope

 

[old.Tohtori]

if you can't perform these simple exercises then there truly is no hope

That's what she said!

 

[TdC]

there's a guy at my school who uses that or ...your mama... or ...your sister... etc as practically every response to anything said to him. most of the time it's hilarious. most times.

 

[old.Tohtori]

most of the time it's hilarious. most times.

She said

 

[TdC]

*ban*

 

[Laddey]

I just wrote a long couple of paragraphs then realised it was yesterday.


How did it go?

 

[Olgaline]

*ban*

Freeeee Toht! You monster!!!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

*ban*

I don't have to say it do i?

 

[TdC]

Freeeee Toht! You monster!!!!!!

never!!!! *cackle*