Advice This is an attention whore thread

[Nate]

Has a date for tomorrow! It's the 29/09/11.

Any suggestions for topics of conversation?

Shoes?

Bags?

Do I like them?

I've also had a word with my battle.net account, she's happy for me to see other people as long as it works both ways. I'm not sure I want to kiss her anymore though, what if I get the other guys cock taste in my mouth?

Should I take my Outback Titanium Barbecue with me? It does come with sexy girls attached though and I haven't found a way to stop girls approaching me when I get it out. Would that be to much of a challenge for the date-ee?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Pretend to like shoes.

 

[Aoami]

Like pretend to shoes.

 

[CorNokZ]

Shoes like to pretend

 

[mooSe_]

To pretend like shoes.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Pretend to like, fo'shoe.

 

[Gwadien]

Thou will likest thee shoe.

 

[Kahland]

Talk about her bags, and show her yours. Maybe she will like them, some women love men with satchels.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Talk about her bags, and show her yours. Maybe she will like them, some women love men with satchels.

Shame you don't even have a sack then.

 

[Gwadien]

Shame you don't even have a sack then.

No, he does, he has the Dragons Unyieling super epic rare sack.

 

[TdC]

ask to jizz in her shoes

 

[old.Tohtori]

ask to jizz in her shoes

You...ask?

Since when!

 

[Vladamir]

Just fuck her OP!

 

[TdC]

You...ask?

Since when!

girls value politeness!

 

[old.Tohtori]

You consider womens values?

SINCE WHEN!

 

[Gwadien]

TDC knows about Girls?

SINCE WHEN?

 

[TdC]

they're all mad for my cox. haven't you heard?

 

[Gwadien]

they're all mad for my cox. haven't you heard?

As in the apples?

I thought they were poisonous?

Oh wait, they're crab apples

 

[old.Tohtori]

they're all mad for my cox. haven't you heard?

Have to ask this weekend in the bar. Seriously, now i must!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

they're all mad for my cox. haven't you heard?

Not according to the other thread

 

[TdC]

unless they're lezzas, yes, this is true.

THANKS WAZZ I WAS FORGETTING

 

[Lamp]

Any suggestions for topics of conversation?

Yes. Do bees know they will die if they sting someone?

 

[Sydrik]

Have you considered shoes.....

 

[MYstIC G]

Pretend to like shoes.

or

PRETEND
TO
LIKE
SHOES

 

[Gwadien]

Pretend to like shoes.

or

PRETEND
TO
LIKE
SHOES

You could pretend to be a shoe?

 

[MYstIC G]

You don't get it.

 

[Gwadien]

You don't get it.

Oh, I do, I do...


explain :'(

 

[Nate]

Ok I'll pretend to like shoes. Should I complement her on her own shoes? Or just generalise that I like shoes...?

 

[Lethul]

telephoto deerskins

 

[Olgaline]

Pretend to like shoes and you'll have a new BFF!

Clearly don't give a crap about it, and you'll be the center attraction in her new adult rated bedroom rodeo show.