This article has made my lunch break

[Sparx]

You've never had a titwank ?

Of course i have just doesnt interest me as much as other things you can do in bed with a bird.

Ive been very lucky in life with women and most fun ive had are with skinn girls, im just more attracted to them

Saying that the best sex i ever had was with a complete mental bird, i mean a nutter. Loved it

 

[Wij]

Of course i have just doesnt interest me as much as other things you can do in bed with a bird.

Ive been very lucky in life with women and most fun ive had are with skinn girls, im just more attracted to them

Saying that the best sex i ever had was with a complete mental bird, i mean a nutter. Loved it

Did she make you fuck a fish with a bogbrush ?

 

[Sparx]

I think she mostly cried through it

 

[Wij]

I think she mostly cried through it

Nice. Just like being in Hentai \o/

 

[Sparx]

oh no wait yeah my mistake it was Hentai i was watching

 

[Wij]

*tentacle reach-around Sparx*

 

[TdC]

There's nothing you can think of that I won't enjoy.

I'm calling you on that

 

[TdC]

*tentacle reach-around Sparx*

dammit just when I'm not looking

 

[Wij]

I'm calling you on that

Give it your best shot.

 

[TdC]

next time we flip back to the 70's I'm having you kill John Carmac

 

[Edmond]

I love Frankie, she's great

 

[Wij]

next time we flip back to the 70's I'm having you kill John Carmac

*enjoy*

 

[TdC]

and you'll be allergic to akira kurosawa!

 

[russell]

Ooof - Frankie's a bit skinny really :/

Skin and bone yes -but at least she is pretty.

 

[TdC]

behold the womanly mind set! just to clear things up: something that skinny is not pretty.

 

[Calo]

behold the womanly mind set! just to clear things up: something that skinny is not pretty.

indeed, not pretty.

 

[Wij]

and you'll be allergic to akira kurosawa!

Itchy rashes make me moist in my special areas !

 

[TdC]

that's called pus. now what else that you enjoy can I take away?

I refuse to believe that you enjoy being tortured more than you enjoy the things I am removing from your life

 

[Wij]

*hold out willy and large pile of nails*

Go to it !

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Nope i was just brain washed by the media

How do you feel about hairy armpits? or really hairy girls? it hasnt always been the case that women had to shave. There are many things these days that would have repulsed men 200 years ago and vice versa

Unfortunately your retort holds no value as hair wasn't the result of an evolutionary attempt to make themselves more attractive to mates, it was to keep warm and clean(er). Boobs formed and continue to get larger to attract mates - boob size has continuously increased throughout humanity. We started off with crappy chimp-like boobs, now we have great monsters. Evolution theories claim this is to replicate the bottom, which obviously was/is used to attract mates in humans and our monkey relatives and plays a key part in sex.

Armpit hair has no sexual function.

 

[Wij]

Armpit hair has no sexual function.

You clearly have a limited imagination.

 

[Sparx]

Yeah i dont buy that Wazz, you clearly do find armpit hair attractive and clearly you are embarassed by it

 

[Huntingtons]

Unfortunately your retort holds no value as hair wasn't the result of an evolutionary attempt to make themselves more attractive to mates, it was to keep warm and clean(er). Boobs formed and continue to get larger to attract mates - boob size has continuously increased throughout humanity. We started off with crappy chimp-like boobs, now we have great monsters. Evolution theories claim this is to replicate the bottom, which obviously was/is used to attract mates in humans and our monkey relatives and plays a key part in sex.

Armpit hair has no sexual function.

what you are saying is corret to the extend that humans dont change taste. If we wanted skinny girls with flat chests and no ass, evolution would make it so. So sparx sexual preference is just as valid as yours


actually, rereading it i see that if our taste changed to that, wed prolly turn gay and cease to exsist

 

[Sparx]

actually, rereading it i see that if our taste changed to that, wed prolly turn gay and cease to exsist

Havent you seen Torchwood? in the 51st Century everyone is bisexual

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You clearly have a limited imagination.

Armpit hair wanks, we shall call them Yetiwanks.

 

[Wij]

Armpit hair wanks, we shall call them Yetiwanks.

The subsequent clumping formed in the hair and the pain involved in having to rip it all out is the best bit.

 

[TdC]

I'd rather shag a shaved yeti than a hairy one!

 

[Sparx]

I'd rather shag a shaved yeti than a hairy one!

Im sure ive shagged a few yetis in my time, shave and unshaved