Things that make you go.. Hmmm

[seeaira]

Amber.. dont you hate it when you make a new forum name.. cant get a damn avatar cause you havent posted enough? What do you think we should do about that?

 

[Thisisgonnahurt]

Hmm

 

[Sadireh]

yeah doesn't that suck. But what can I do? How am I gonna get 15 more posts in one night? Help me! and give me advice.

 

[Sadireh]

I suppose I could ask you some questions, so you can show me how I can post that many in one night.

 

[seeaira]

Its like they WANT you to spam the forum with dumb crap threads like this one.... :: gets out popcorn:: seen any good movie these days?

 

[Sadireh]

ok, so how would you go about doing it?

 

[Sadireh]

well I saw pirates of the carribean, it actually wasnt that bad, johnny depp looks kind of gay, but it reminded me of the disney ride. <grabs some popcorn> What about you? ... are you eating all the popcorn at the top with the butter?? I feel like im eating rice cakes.

 

[seeaira]

See, Now this is the good thing about us being in the US right now.. No one is around cause its 4 am in the morning for them..
So we could do a forum raid and just take over BW!

 

[Sadireh]

W

 

[adari]

spam fortehwin

 

[Sadireh]

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[Sadireh]

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Bah almost perfect!! but its been ruined!! <runs away crying>

 

[seeaira]

Originally posted by Sadireh
well I saw pirates of the carribean, it actually wasnt that bad, johnny depp looks kind of gay, but it reminded me of the disney ride. <grabs some popcorn> What about you? ... are you eating all the popcorn at the top with the butter?? I feel like im eating rice cakes.

Johnny.. gay? what! But think about it.. :: spills some popcorn and slirps on the coke:: I heard that gay men are better in bed, so lets say he IS gay.. doesnt that mean it could be beneficial to us?? :whip:
:: licks fingers::

 

[Sadireh]

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[seeaira]

Originally posted by adari
spam fortehwin

What are you doing up at 4 am!! :eek2:

 

[Sadireh]

Yeah Ive heard that too... you figure they know when to shut their mouth and put their tongues to work. Im gonna go get some goobers at the concession stand, want anything?

 

[seeaira]

yeah.. ::stops eatting:: that reminds me of this one time... I was 16 right.. and OMG I met this guy.. and... err.. you dont think you can TURN a man gay do you?
::shouts loud enough for you to hear me:: GET ME SOME M&M'S!!!

 

[Sadireh]

Well I think you can if your mean enough, turn a guy gay that is. Although I think if we put our powers together we could make gay men straight too, thats food for thought. Oh and here are your skittles <hands you the box> so anyway..... you figure the biggest plus to a gay man is his wardrobe. They dress pretty nice and wouldnt mind going shopping. Although we would have to buy tons of hand lotion. Are you done with the soda bitch? geez

 

[seeaira]

::mummbles:: fucking bitch.. I said M&M's.. what are you now.. special fucking ed?

::gives you a dirty look and flips my hair back::
Ok yeah.. but who would want to make a gay man..not gay? then you loose all the good things that made you want the gay man in the first place..wait.. Do we want gay men?

Look.. the only thing I can see good from a gay man is..
1. You know your mom will love him..
2. He will shop with you till you drop
3. He will REALLY care when you ask him.. "hun whats better with this dress.. the black shoes or the red?
4. He knows all about the "south" if ya get me no no... not that south.. SOUTHER... ::stops:: is souther a word?
Anywhoo where was I? Ooo yes the list..
5. He will love to gossip...
6. and just think.. he might let you strap on a dildo!

hmm you say lots of hand lotion... ::burst out in laughter spitting the coke all over your white dress:: OOoops....

 

[Sadireh]

Well we dont want gay men if they arent attracted to us.
Souther? WTF, No, no thats not a word. <rolls my eyes when she isnt looking>

Dildo huh..... that would be kinda fun, would be nice to see a man grabbing at the headboard and whimpering for once. Wow you really could couldnt you and they would be like so into it. Hey I gotta try that sometime.

<throws my goobers into the air and tries to avoid your spitting but cant> omg this dress was new!!!!!
OMG now that its wet can you see my nipples?

wait thats not a nipple thats a goober <eats it>

So anyway, gay men......
They wont freak out when you ask them what they are thinking.
They probly arent into sports which is a good thing. Only thing worse than watching baseball on tv is a straight man who cant get it up.

Although there are flaws too....
Like they would almost deffinately cheat on you eventually wouldnt they? they might be more sensitive, but as women we understand how they feel, sometimes you just need a hard one right?

And I cant stand when men cheat, it really ruins everything and you just wanna throw it all away

Ya know what they say "Life is like a Dick, if its hard, fuck it"

Why in movie theatres are the boxes of candy so small, but they give you a tub of popcorn that could choke a horse?

<reaches over and steals a skittle> so have you ever had an experience with a woman? I mean think about it , if we went lesbian we could double our wardrobe.

 

[seeaira]

You are so right girl! :: turns my head and mouths.. what a S L U T::

The thing is.. you hear girls saying they want to be the giver for once and get a strap on right.. But think about it, your sitting there and you start to realize O M G .. hes moaning like a virgin and you wonder.. wtf is he dooooing?? does he like this?? And the whole thing can gross you out and traumatize you for life!! Not that I .. know from first hand experience or anything!! ::looks down and slurps on my coke::

Hey!! stop taking my candy you piglet! ::jerks them away::

Well,.. As far as doubling the wardrobe goes, don't we already do that?? ::looks down:: or didn't you notice im wearing your new designer jeans? ::laughs in a sarcastic tone::

Thing is, I could never be with a woman.. Forget the obvious that im not attracted to one. They wouldn't put up with my moaning to get my way.. and 2 woman at that time of the month?? come on!
::wonders why she mentions being a lesbo::
Umm.. are you looking at my breasts??

:: props my feet up on the chair in front::
Its not that the box is so small, its that your hand is so freekin big girl.. you need to go on the slim fast plan! ::rolls eyes::

How close are you to your "ding 20" ?

 

[Sadireh]

I know im right! <tries to give you a high-5 but you just turned your head, so im left hangin>

<Gasps and opens my mouth> you mean you?? oooooo you havent done that then.... yeah I guess that would be kinda weird. And I dont care what anyone says, johnny depp is really cute, he can go diving for my black pearl anyday.

<Grins when you pull the candy away> oooo oops you said M&M's didnt you, and I got you skittles.. well skittles arent as fatty without the chocolate.. <turns my head> mumblesfattymumbles

Hey those are my jeans! and your wiping your buttery ass hands all over them stop that!

What?? NOOOOO im not looking at your breasts... pfft <looks away pretending to laugh and looks back just peeking>

Big hands? <looks at my hands then feels really self concious and sucks in my tummy>

Lets see <scrolls up> this is #17, so 3 more to go.... hmm maybe a small one or two to get it over with <rubs my temples from all the thinking im doing>

I think I know what avatar im gonna do too, you remember the one I used on the LoD forum? I might use that one.

Although I have a really cute kitty kat pic. Its all fluffy and adorable and innocent, just like me.

I just realized that black pearl thing could be taken the wrong way, scratch that I said that.

OMG bitch is that my bra too??? get your own clothes!

 

[seeaira]

You innocent? I think you need an evil avatar.. you know.. something with a woman luring the man in for the kill?
whatever you use.. dont use "Tum on Kitty" Cause we agreed thats "Tum to bed Kitty"!! :scared:

you really think I could wear your bra? you are like tripple D! You need bungee material to hold those babys up.

speaking of jeans.. have you heard that song "in those jeans"? omg.. its a sex song and the guy who sings it gives me jungle feva

::rubs eyes and yawns:: Im getting sweepy hurry up with your 20 already bitch!

 

[seeaira]

::sings:: go to sweeeeep go to sweeeeeep... go to swweep little babbbbbby close your eyes gooo to sweeept cause its sweepy time for meeeeeee:sleeping:

 

[seeaira]

arrg whats up with my spam? is that like BW lag?

 

[Sadireh]

I am too innocent! and yeah that titty tat wouldnt do me justice.

Yeah they are kinda big <poke>
No offence or anything dear. I once knocked a man unconcious with these. But I will tell you one thing, they pay the bills ya know what im sayin?

Oh yeah I did hear that!! It is pretty good, he can go diving for my black pearl anyday.
hmm that still doesnt sound right. Ooo I havent had some good jungle feva in a while either. And you know how much of a difference it makes... its like why eat a hot dog when you can eat a cucumber right? Why is it so hard to find a man that is caring sensitive, adventurous, kinky, affectionate, loving, hardworking, rich, sexy, cute, funny, hung like a horse, who loves his family but will put you first because he isnt a mommas boy. Is that too much to ask?

I know I know im trying to hurry, im sure anyone reading these thinks we are psycho now too.

so this is 18 now <yawns too> so im thinking of making a new alt, cant decide what to make. I like a survivable character, so I might try an armsmen or a reaver or something, want a tank type but ive done the pally thing and I liked mercenaries the first time I played them when they were called blademasters.
2Hand arms for dmg, or a reaver for the vampiress in me, and ooooooo a whip too!! <gets a wicked look in my eye>

 

[Sadireh]

Yeah im so tired too, just wanna get naked and roll around on my silky sheets until I pass out.....

<Starts playing with my hair because it makes me fall asleep fast>

 

[seeaira]

lol im so tired i cant think of anything witty to say.. can you believe it!

I think you should go for the arms.. reavers arnt really that great in rvr.. i dont know ask mr know it all andy or somehting
im going to sweeept land.. Post your freekin icon already!

 

[Sadireh]

DING 20 posts!

 

[saltymcpepper]

gays