Deepfat
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- Dec 25, 2003
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LotR
...but so damn long. If Frodo needed to fart you'd get 5 mins of classical music and sweeping vistas the he'd finally blow off and you'd get golem capering around for 2 or 3 mins to make sure they get Oscar for best FX and then you'd get that bit where really you swear Sam is gonna snog Frodo this time. I mean for goodness sake I smoke! How the hell do you expect me to watch for so damn long without a cigarette! I must admit I sneaked out in every film for a smoke halfway through - I had to - terrible but true..
...but so damn long. If Frodo needed to fart you'd get 5 mins of classical music and sweeping vistas the he'd finally blow off and you'd get golem capering around for 2 or 3 mins to make sure they get Oscar for best FX and then you'd get that bit where really you swear Sam is gonna snog Frodo this time. I mean for goodness sake I smoke! How the hell do you expect me to watch for so damn long without a cigarette! I must admit I sneaked out in every film for a smoke halfway through - I had to - terrible but true..
