The True Owner of Teh Wiggle

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Damini

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Sitting at home, writing each day... I'm afraid I'm bordering on wobble :( Come back in a few months, and I'll give a wiggle for the masses!
 
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lakih

Guest
Originally posted by Damini
Yay! Barrysworld: Gaining new members through the power of wiggle.
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Nice, now put up a webcam and wiggle us some more members Damini :p
 
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cHodAX

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Originally posted by choppy
well i finally signed up here after over 2 years of playing DAoC, and yes for a very good reason.

to lend my support to my good lady, who often makes history, even though she dosnet need it i wanted it to go on record.....

Kyra is 'Teh Wiggle' and allways will be, especially in my eyes, true i might be biased


but just look at the wiggle <thanks for doing the vid Shaeffer> come on you know its Teh Wiggle, it actually wiggles.
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Chopper lives on BW!!! :D
 
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Addlcove

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Originally posted by lakih
Nice, now put up a webcam and wiggle us some more members Damini :p
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actually Damini has a webcam


and that´s all I´m gonna say :p
 
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Mid - Kirinia

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
Until I see proof that a mid can wiggle, I stand my ground.


THANES CAN'T WIGGLE!
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Be here tomorrow at dusk if you want to see teh TRUE wiggle.

<gets to work on her video....>

Thanes can't wiggle? I will prove you wrong ...
 
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Jonaldo

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Who is this 'irl' person? is it pronounced the same as Earl?
 
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minstrel_kyra

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Originally posted by Jiggs
r u a chick irl?
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Who, me or Kirinia?

I'm a woman, yes. Don' t know about Kirinia. (not that it matters, we are talking about our toons, not ourselves)
 
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old.Tyraette

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Originally posted by old.cHodAX
Kirinia is a nice young lady as far as I am aware.
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just cos she wears a skirt doesnt mean shes a lass cHo..remember that time you thought Nico was short for Nicola?

Took us ages to stop getting you to use your staff to backstab her :p
 
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cHodAX

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Quality vid I must say but Kyra has more horizonal arse movement which = more teh wiggle :)
 
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minstrel_kyra

Guest
You call that a wiggle?

Heh even Chod can move like that.

(no offense Chod darling)
 
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Nivellen

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Kyra wiggles best!! :wub: No mere video can destroy teh wiggle of Kyra.
 
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the_smurflord

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I will close this thread at 12pm on Saturday 22nd and declare the winner!
 
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minstrel_kyra

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(just to clarify any questions ... i have had a couple like who wiggled first, me or her so maybe this will help out)


The history of the Kyra(tm) Wiggle...

Once upon a time there was a little minstrel named Kyra. She was born to shake and wiggle. Why every time her dear mother picked up the family lute, little Kyra would wiggle about. So it was only natural that she was sent to the Academy to learn the ways of the minstrel. But one night, in a lonely and strange pub, Kyra discovered she only had enough money for a room for the night or dinner, but not both. Not to let that get in her way, she hopped up on a table, began singing songs of brave heros and began that night which would become known as Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle. That night she did not go hungry and slept in the best accomodations the inn had to offer.

That my dear friends was at the end of public beta, now nearly 2 years ago.

Shortly after, she made friends and stories of her and her friends spread thru the country, as well as the stories of her wiggle. It was her 35th season in which she was leading a group thru their beloved frontier in which they asked her to remove her cloak, to see once and for all this wiggle that many had whispered about. Shortly after, she had to put her cloak back on, for she had mesmerised her own realmmates with the hypnotic swaying of her hips. Realizing what power Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle possessed, she vowed to only use it for good and not evil. (heh bet you can guess how long that lasted)

As she matured and settled down with her beloved husband, she finally realized that Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle was just too distracting for the man in her life. It would often upset him when someone would ask her to do it and she obliged them. Not wanting to upset her beloved husband, she tried to tone it down and stopped doing it on request. She knew she wasn't a tart, but as long as she continued to do Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle, people would think she was...and she couldn't have that.


UNTIL ONE DAY RECENTLY...

The debate began. Not one to brag about her achievements, she likes to remain modest. She has never claimed to be uber or boastful about anything. She sat back and quietly read and listened to what her friends and realmmates have said about her. Then the flat out attack, made by someone she saw as a soul sister (if there is such a thing between realms). This she could no longer stand for. Especially since she knows her wiggle melts even the coldest hearts.

This is why I let Shaeffer make the video. What you saw was indeed toned down. Personally, me just dancing about doesn't really give you the full impact of Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle. But I'm no hussy, I don't just wiggle for anyone. The last thing I want to worry about in the middle of a raid or hunt is someone staring at my ass. (bad enough they stare at my well endowed chest) ;) But since its not just my reputation but that of Albion's, I have done what is for the good of my realm and let loose once again Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle. Like a can of whoopass but much more pleasurable, make sure you cover your eyes if ever you cross my path. You will be bathed in a path of light and will feel euphoria like nothing you have experienced before. Yes, Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle is that powerful.

No matter what the outcome, we all know that neither side will accept the other and that is fine. I know what power my wiggle has. It has stopped the enemy in the middle of an attack (and I won't even go into what happens when the leggings come off). Why else would so many proud Midgardian men seek me out? Its to see Teh Kyra(tm) Wiggle in person.

So, let the best Wiggle win, but I know that in the hearts of my friends, they love me best and that is what matters most to me.


Ohh this just in... Proof of Roo trying to buy votes. What a shady person!! See for yourself:
Roo up to no good!
 
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Damini

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Well, I made this poll at 14-11-03 17:47pm, and so I've set it now to run for 8 days to finish on Sunday, but I can't alter the time it stops at, only the number of days it runs for. What do you want me to do?
 
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lakih

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Hmm.... this was a really though one, i havent voted yet as i guessed Kirinia would make a countervideo... and that outfit... looks like lacings (with a bit of imagination) and a short black dress... but true as the opponent says, its not much of a wiggle...

Cant you just agree that Kirinia is teh wiggle of Midgard and Kyra teh wiggle of Albion? But where is teh wiggle of Hibernia? :(

:m00:
 
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old.Tyraette

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I'm all for a score draw tbh :)

Both lasses have their benefits, and rather than choosing between the two, lets just have an all round celebration of both thse fine young lasses 'talents' :p

Whatever happens anyway, there sure as hell aint any losers. Though the biggest winners are undoubtedly the lads of the realm ;)
 
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the_smurflord

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Originally posted by Damini
Well, I made this poll at 14-11-03 17:47pm, and so I've set it now to run for 8 days to finish on Sunday, but I can't alter the time it stops at, only the number of days it runs for. What do you want me to do?
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Sorry didn't know that, leave it as it is then :)
 
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Graknak

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Must be Kyra, since i don't even know teh other one xD
 
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Wile_E_Coyote

Guest
Hmmm... I haven't cast my vote yet... Who to chose, who to chose...
 
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the_smurflord

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Originally posted by Wile_E_Coyote
Hmmm... I haven't cast my vote yet... Who to chose, who to chose...
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Well watch both videos, consider the issue carefully, weigh up all the pros and cons, then vote Kyra.
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Hmmz,

some people taking this a bit too seriously. It was fun when it was poking fun between Mids and Albs but I've been finding out a few things.

Bit disappointed and from here on I'll bow out of having anything to say on one side or the other.

Good luck whoever crosses the finishing line ;)
 
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old.Tohtori

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I have one balancekilling vote too. I'm waiting 'till the last minute so i can make it a tie!! :D
 
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old.Tyraette

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Originally posted by old.Tohtori
I have one balancekilling vote too. I'm waiting 'till the last minute so i can make it a tie!! :D
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Tohto darling.

How is you making it a tie a 'balancekilling vote'?

Just curious :p
 
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Jiggs

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
Who, me or Kirinia?
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no vodkafairy :p

i voted for the norse, 'cos everyone knows norse chicks are the hottest :D (closely followed by Britons!)
 
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Mid - Kirinia

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Okay this thread has gone too far now.

Kyra, what I said in a previous post was certainly not an attack at you. It was to be taken in a joking sense, and was written so as to keep on topic with this thread, which was essentially posted to prove one of us better than the other. Perhaps it is the creator of this thread that you should be angry with and not me.

If you felt like I was insulting you then I apologise. It was not meant in that context (hence the sticky-out-tongue smiley).

As you said, no matter who wins the poll, both names will stick with us, so it is therefore pointless.

It appears that we have both achieved our own wiggle related titles without being affiliated in the slightest; therefore it would be unfair for just one of us to be called Teh Wiggle.

The only reasonable conclusion would be to do as a few others have suggested in this thread, and let us be known as Teh Alb Wiggle and Teh Mid Wiggle.

I hope a mod might consider closing this thread now. It was meant as a comedy thread (I assume) but I think it's knocking on the door of 'Teh typical BW thread'
 
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